Zoe Sugg #12 Still no ring, Niomi who?

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so whilst Alfie was in Tiffany looking for the perfect dog bowl for Nala.
Joe was on his way back to the UK to wife Naomi up 🤨

Even Zoe’s elf’s we’re off the shelf by the time they returned from New York 🤦‍♀️
Poor Zoe.....Forever waiting for her man child to grow up..

on another note, the vlogmas depression seems to have lifted and mark must be delighted he‘ll have some vlog content now zoe is back!!!
She might even throw him a homesense voucher and they can go pick out an engagement present for Naomi... oops, shouldn't have said that.
Don’t get depressed again zoe!!! You have nahalaaaa, Mark and donuts.

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Oohthedrama said:
Title suggestion comes from @gloriouscheesecake 🤗

so whilst Alfie was in Tiffany looking for the perfect dog bowl for Nala.
Joe was on his way back to the UK to wife Naomi up 🤨

Even Zoe’s elf’s we’re off the shelf By the time they returned from New York 🤦‍♀️
Poor Zoe.....Forever waiting for her man child to grow up..

on another note, the vlogmas depression seems to have lifted and mark must be delighted he‘ll have some vlog content now zoe is back!!!

continue here!
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Thank you for using my suggestion! EEKK!
 
I honestly don’t think Alfie will propose. It is around the season when a lot of engagements usually occur but Alfie had mentioned in one of his vlogs (the one where he didn’t go bowling) that most of his friends haven’t started a family yet. A few are married or engaged but I think when a majority of them begin to have kids then that pressure to propose will kick in.

Zoe goes along with everything Alfie says, her current terrible “street” wardrobe is proof of that. No one should feel bad for her. She chose to stay with Alfie and gave the boy idiot wonder the complete upper hand instead of having an equal partnership. They deserve each other in misery.
 
Blerghhhhhh said:
Are we really imagining Zoe as a mother? Does she know you have to have sex first to make a baby??
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Hahah! I “licherally” can’t even imagine them ever being intimate or having sex. I know you can’t tell to look at someone what they’re like, but honestly, neither of them look like they have a sensual bone in their bodies! Alfie is just a buffoon who would probably guffaw at the sight of a boob. they’re both so childish that I just can’t see either of them in that way at all!
 
Was it just me, but was that Carol service she at in Wiltshire with the oaf and Joe & Dianne held in a church?. I ain't into religion or any of that, but seriously if Zoe is going to go to a service can she at least have the respect not to film her brother & his gf just to get some more engagement on insta & more views for tomorrow's vlog.
 
invisibleotter said:
Was it just me, but was that Carol service she at in Wiltshire with the oaf and Joe & Dianne held in a church?. I ain't into religion or any of that, but seriously if Zoe is going to go to a service can she at least have the respect not to film her brother & his gf just to get some more engagement on insta & more views for tomorrow's vlog.
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Never a missed opportunity to film Zalfie with Joanne. Let’s see how many times Alfie not so subtly drools over Dianne during this visit...
 
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