Wikiwangocard
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Thanks to @MilkAndTwoSugars and @martaS for this new thread title which sums her up to a tee(th)
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Quick update for the new thread.
She got married in London and had her extravagant party in the sun in Majorca.
She had numerous wedding outfits ranging from Princess Leia, a baggy trouser suit, an ill fitting wedding dress and a short dress that barely hid her modesty (which you can also now buy from the designer, run don't walk...)
Her 'best friend' Olly (who she's known for about 12 months) was Master of Ceremonies and her family were barely present. Tally, her actual supposed 'best friend', was ruthlessly omitted from nearly everything she showed online, a stark reminder that unless you're stick thin, there's no place in Zannas world.
She immediately went on holiday without her husband after the honeymoon (i mean, who wouldn't? )and then came back long enough to have a cry and a sulk that people don't engage with her and what is she doing wrong?
Lots of lovely messages came forth to soothe the monstrous ego and she felt fully energised to duck off on another holiday to do some Nepal mountain climbing.
Gals, altitude sickness is a real thing, yeah, and she suffers more than most being that much taller.
She was very proud of herself, what's new, and proud of the other, more inferior girls, that also managed to keep up with her.
Back from Nepal and straight into a filmed run, gotta keep that Runna gig happy, and then hot footing it over to Soho Farmhouse for a retreat for Women in Business and dressed in a mini skirt so everyone can see next weeks washing.
Does she ever stop?
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Quick update for the new thread.
She got married in London and had her extravagant party in the sun in Majorca.
She had numerous wedding outfits ranging from Princess Leia, a baggy trouser suit, an ill fitting wedding dress and a short dress that barely hid her modesty (which you can also now buy from the designer, run don't walk...)
Her 'best friend' Olly (who she's known for about 12 months) was Master of Ceremonies and her family were barely present. Tally, her actual supposed 'best friend', was ruthlessly omitted from nearly everything she showed online, a stark reminder that unless you're stick thin, there's no place in Zannas world.
She immediately went on holiday without her husband after the honeymoon (i mean, who wouldn't? )and then came back long enough to have a cry and a sulk that people don't engage with her and what is she doing wrong?
Lots of lovely messages came forth to soothe the monstrous ego and she felt fully energised to duck off on another holiday to do some Nepal mountain climbing.
Gals, altitude sickness is a real thing, yeah, and she suffers more than most being that much taller.
She was very proud of herself, what's new, and proud of the other, more inferior girls, that also managed to keep up with her.
Back from Nepal and straight into a filmed run, gotta keep that Runna gig happy, and then hot footing it over to Soho Farmhouse for a retreat for Women in Business and dressed in a mini skirt so everyone can see next weeks washing.
Does she ever stop?
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I walk my pup between 6 and 6.30am most mornings and it's not as dark? When I cycle at 7.45 to the station to catch my COMMUTER train, the sun is usually up 
Every day she seems to be on shilling some crap that she’s never mentioned before but apparently couldn’t live without. She’d sell her own shite if someone paid for it.
What a waste!
