Quite Contrary
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Well done @foreverfeds on a great winning thread title First time I’ve ever started a new thread so here goes, hope I get it right!
Some of the highlights of the last 3 months of Becky with the Hagrid hair (feel free to add)…
- Loves taking her best friend (aka 4 year old Nini) on day trips to National Trust properties both in England and another country / afternoon tea / London trips / IKEA etc because who needs preschool at that age
- Pretends her husband doesn’t exist, even registering herself as a Ms. on her hotel bookings and even though he’s regularly spotted washing the car on their drive
- Plans all trips around food, none of which is made by herself
- Is angling for a sponsorship deal from Cathedral City with her artery clogging dishes such as leftover Mac’n’cheese pasta bake
- Still loves a side of Mum guilt cucumber because it’s the only green Nini will eat apart from broccoli
- Posting videos of Nini inappropriately dancing and wondering where she got her moves from… oh yes, that’ll be the movie night where you treated a 4 year old to Grease
- Shoots down any suggestion of a 2nd child due to health reasons and then pines away at weird mother / toddler / newborn photo shoots
- Has taken approximately 24,672 selfies of her in the car whilst heading off to another National Trust place (she’s getting use out of that annual membership, will give her that!)
- Posts pictures of Nini all alone in playgrounds and drawing she’s done of ‘Mummy’s friends on Instagram’, tugging at the heartstrings of every Tattler on here (we really do care!)
#FreeNini
Now back to discussions on bad raisins and how to get free birthday treats when it’s not actually your birthday…
As you were ladies…
Some of the highlights of the last 3 months of Becky with the Hagrid hair (feel free to add)…
- Loves taking her best friend (aka 4 year old Nini) on day trips to National Trust properties both in England and another country / afternoon tea / London trips / IKEA etc because who needs preschool at that age
- Pretends her husband doesn’t exist, even registering herself as a Ms. on her hotel bookings and even though he’s regularly spotted washing the car on their drive
- Plans all trips around food, none of which is made by herself
- Is angling for a sponsorship deal from Cathedral City with her artery clogging dishes such as leftover Mac’n’cheese pasta bake
- Still loves a side of Mum guilt cucumber because it’s the only green Nini will eat apart from broccoli
- Posting videos of Nini inappropriately dancing and wondering where she got her moves from… oh yes, that’ll be the movie night where you treated a 4 year old to Grease
- Shoots down any suggestion of a 2nd child due to health reasons and then pines away at weird mother / toddler / newborn photo shoots
- Has taken approximately 24,672 selfies of her in the car whilst heading off to another National Trust place (she’s getting use out of that annual membership, will give her that!)
- Posts pictures of Nini all alone in playgrounds and drawing she’s done of ‘Mummy’s friends on Instagram’, tugging at the heartstrings of every Tattler on here (we really do care!)
#FreeNini
Now back to discussions on bad raisins and how to get free birthday treats when it’s not actually your birthday…
As you were ladies…