WhatMummyMakes #11 Pout My Nini, pout pout My Nini, you’re my meal ticket, my cash cow, Panini

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I’ll do a recap,

Bex has enjoyed sending Panini to a summer camp so she can finally crack on with some work and develop new recipes. So far she has managed to get her nails done, order a curry, and make an inexplicable grapefruit ‘cake’ from things she bought specifically, sorry, found in her cupboard.

Panini has been watching some shite on YouTube when not at camp and has been channeling Honey Boo Boo with pouts, hip thrusts and bum wiggles. Mama Bex finds this totally adorable, especially when it’s accompanied by Panini singing a song about banging someone who looks like a butterfly.

Bex’s long awaited and quite possibly final book in her How to Teach Your Children to be Obese trilogy is not out yet, but it’s already being sold at bargain basement prices by WH Smith and Amazon. We know little of what gems of culinary magic will be bestowed on us but personally I am hoping for beef brisket rolled in cocoa pops.

Bex and Panini are going on holiday y’all…, not to a hotel for mocktails but on a plane and tit!!! I don’t know about anyone else but I am pretty keen to see how that one turns out… her husband isn’t allowed to come, he’s being left at home with only the geriatric cat and some frozen sweetcorn eggy bread for company.
 
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I ran over here after taking a screenshot. I wonder if the other has moved in with them?
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