Welsh Runner and Kelloggs On The Run #18 Piss Poor Parents & Piss Poor Pacing in Pisa

[the_chafe_is_real]

New thread with congrats to @Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It for the suggestion!

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Welsh Runner and Kelloggs on the Run #17 Threshy Seshy Splashy Crashy

Kelly: I feel meh about myself but that’s because I compare myself to others on SM. Also Kelly: here is what I did this week. A completely unnecessary and totally unobtainable (for the average working mum) running schedule. Compare away, you fuckwits. That is a ridiculous amount of training...

tattle.life

 

[Camperfan]

That smug shot that was shared at the end of the last thread. I am not violent in any way but somehow I really want to punch her lights out.
No acknowledgement of the privilege she has running 7 miles yesterday and 18 today, with partner available to pick her up on the car during the middle of the day. I really really hope she bonks harder than ever at Pisa as she is beyond insufferable right now. She clearly thinks she's in unbeatable form. As the saying goes, pride comes before a fall... I'm here for it Kel's!

 

[Foxasaurus]

The smug grin (pic on last thread) - I didn’t think it could get smugger but here we are!

 

[cambridge112211]

Agree with previous poster - I ran sub 3:50 for my first marathon and my peak week was not much more than 30 miles. Quality sessions and keeping easy miles easy!

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

Bringing this over from the old thread.

 

[eyethinkyousuck]

I’m going to have to run in the rain and dark tonight. Somehow my part time job is more full time than FTT’s.

 

[Wannabrunner39]

I’m not too concerned by her smug run. Pretty sure looking at those splits , she was about 1km from blindness kicking in you lovely lot

 

[UnkemptBeard]

She has become so smug her face is actually eating itself and turning inside out. If that gurn gets any worse at least she'll be able to reduce wind resistance on her runs by being nothing but a chin on legs.

 

[eyethinkyousuck]

Hard to see the difference between her on and off paces. In fact her last 5km interval was only 1s/km faster than her first rest. Why are they incapable of slowing down between reps?

 

[tallula09]

Anyone else praying for a stress fracture She is seriously smug and more awful than ever!

 

[Lemming312]

She has become so smug her face is actually eating itself and turning inside out. If that gurn gets any worse at least she'll be able to reduce wind resistance on her runs by being nothing but a chin on legs.

That picture gives me Bella Emberg vibes (for the oldies here).

Somehow my part time job is more full time than FTT’s.

He is a full time tit and he's also full time unemployed, I don't think grifting can be described employment.

 

[zetta buttons]

I lost you, missed the smug selfie and am totally losing my shit with work, moving house crap and general life. She is boiling my piss.

I think most of the threads on here are about people who use grifting as employment. It’s a sad state of affairs.

 

[Lemming312]

I'm surprised he didn't Strava his sauna . If he thinks he needs heat acclimation for Pisa he better check the weather forecast!

 

[Camperfan]

What is TM again? I think Kel's used that ref too and it was discussed in last thread. Or is to mean treadmill? Honestly why does he need to put all that nonsense in his Strava post! I watched a vlog of Philly Bowden's where she had to rate 2024 running trends. She "binned" double threshold, lactate testing and bicarb for anyone other than professional runners (and bicarb only up to mid distance). Just made me think of FTT as these are all things he focuses on a lot, when really he's not a professional in any way despite what he thinks. My prediction is he'll get further and further away from 2.20, not closer.

 

[zetta buttons]

She’s put that gross oodie on after a sweaty long run? I’m feeling sick just thinking about it.

 

[EC1A]

Can’t believe there’s now 18 chapters of chat devoted to these wankers. Goes to show we can’t all be imagining it, they really are hateful individuals.

Excellent title btw, right on the money.

 

[tallula09]

She’s put that gross oodie on after a sweaty long run? I’m feeling sick just thinking about it.

Can imagine it gets washed once a year in their skanky house too.

 

[Fifah1907]

She’s put that gross oodie on after a sweaty long run? I’m feeling sick just thinking about it.

I have a specific post run oodie for winter when I need to eat as soon as I get in I haven’t ran in a month but you just KNOW that she doesn’t do that I also wash it every time I wear it. And as soon as I’ve eaten I’m in the shower and it’s in the wash!

 

[Lemming312]

Is she having hot flushes during her ride or is she "flushing her muscles" which isn't an actual thing and has absolutely no benefit? I thought Tits would know that being a scientist and all.

 

[Marinium]

Did anyone watch her youtube video?
I played it in the background whilst doing chores and still managed to find her disgusting. Don’t mind runners being real with stomach issues but she said a few times that she felt gassy and wanted to go for a poo. Don’t know, she gives me really filthy/untidy vibes as a person.