Vanderpump Rules/The Valley #3

Just started watching VDPR from the start again (withdrawals ) and omg I totally forgot how bizarre the waitress uniform was (sheath of fabric just hanging there and backless) and Lisa bringing them to her house for a sexy bikini photo shoot AT HER HOUSE?! Imagine your boss asking you to do that 🤣

Also jax's voice is so incredibly nasaly, I finally believe him when he said he needed that first nose job for medical reasons !
 
Just started watching VDPR from the start again (withdrawals ) and omg I totally forgot how bizarre the waitress uniform was (sheath of fabric just hanging there and backless) and Lisa bringing them to her house for a sexy bikini photo shoot AT HER HOUSE?! Imagine your boss asking you to do that 🤣

Also jax's voice is so incredibly nasaly, I finally believe him when he said he needed that first nose job for medical reasons !
Those medical reasons were years of coke abuse
 
Just started watching VDPR from the start again (withdrawals ) and omg I totally forgot how bizarre the waitress uniform was (sheath of fabric just hanging there and backless) and Lisa bringing them to her house for a sexy bikini photo shoot AT HER HOUSE?! Imagine your boss asking you to do that 🤣

Also jax's voice is so incredibly nasaly, I finally believe him when he said he needed that first nose job for medical reasons !
Me too on season 2. I can’t believe the things they had to do and those dresses are vile with their boobs and bums hanging out
 
Katie and Ariana's sandwich shop is opening today.

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What a mess Britney is.. she needs to get a boob reduction & stick to Jenny Craig - she loses weight stonks it bk on. Stop drinking and bin Jax for good... He brings her down
I know her and Jax have split already -best decision for her.
Cruz is autistic so he needs her more..
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That really doesn't look appealing, any idea on how much they are?
Looks like they are on hospital trays. A pretty floral plate wud fit with the theme they are going for
 
Just started watching VDPR from the start again (withdrawals ) and omg I totally forgot how bizarre the waitress uniform was (sheath of fabric just hanging there and backless) and Lisa bringing them to her house for a sexy bikini photo shoot AT HER HOUSE?! Imagine your boss asking you to do that 🤣

Also jax's voice is so incredibly nasaly, I finally believe him when he said he needed that first nose job for medical reasons !
I also watched from the beginning lately and their are some things I thought about:
They are a very toxic friend group. Would most of them even have contact with each other if it wasn't for the show?

Blaming women for cheating, they forgive the man but the woman are a "homewrecking bleep" and blamed for destroying families even if the man is in a relationship and the woman is single. Uhu?!? Look how it is now, many of them have or are about to forgive Sandoval still hating Raquel and now Lala and Scheena turns on Ariana... I suppose it is because they need the show to go on because of the money and they are jealous of Ariana get all those new jobs lately.

Cheap men, so many of the women have supported their man, Kristen, Sheena, Stassi payed for the house since Beau didn't have any savings, Jax been going on and on about how he supports Brittany but she says she paid half of the bills, half of the house and half of Jax sportbar and I believe Brittany over Jax.

No sex we are Americans! Tom and Katie, Tom and Ariana, Jax and Brittany at the Valley, Raquel and James, Lara and Randall according to Lala. I of course know couples can have a dry spell but for years? And when they are young like James and Raquel? Weird if you ask me and think several of those couples would have split up long before they did if it wasn't for the show.

Lala getting away with everything and being fake af. First her secret man was not married (he was) than when Randall was public he was her man her righteous man her stand up man, well that changed very quickly after LA Times posted that article about Randall and he was photographed with two women. Now it was horrible having sex with him which they never had anyway, torture living in his house, he was never home and so on. And then Lala changed her image from "I suck dicks for Range Rovers" till "I'm all about supporting women". No you not Lala, you hate other women and likes to tear them down. Best oneliner ever sad on the show was when Raquel sad good thing you don't have a man on the Vegas trip.😂
 
y’all criticising the sandwich shop are delulu… yeah it’s served on a tray and….??? you can pay $14 for a sandwich at any mendocino farms and guess what… it’s served on a bleeping tray. It’s a sandwich shop, they’ve been pretty bleeping upfront about what the business is, don’t know what you expect. I personally think it’ll be very successful and good luck to them and all the staff running the place. It’s prime location in West Hollywood and it’s pretty unique… it’s a few doors down from Sur and that place is a bleeping dump… they charge $18 for the goats cheese balls (4 of them, dry as duck) and the bathroom is manky as duck, old VPR episodes on repeat 🙄 and Guillermo in the corner looking all weird and pervy… I’d rather spend my 15 dollars on a nice sandwich at SAH and have a glass of wine and chill, thanks!
nothing else along Robertson like it and I think they’ll do just fine!
 
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