Twinsandme #38 My forehead don’t jiggle jiggle, it holds.

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Quick recap!
Went glamping and it looked like a claustrophobic,overpriced barrel.Owner denied the alpacas had ever been interfered with..that was just a rumour.Every bite for a month has been eaten out except the soil covered carrots.Mum is in a bad way,so bad docs prescribed a three week piss up in OZ.
Co-incidentally the related sobbing 😭 hysteria over mum "I can't go threw dis agin" (We know the feeling love!!)provided a great smokescreen to distract from a hilarious skit mocking maternal mental health breakdown..
Kids 🎓 graduated.Loads of emotional eye contact with the camera and wistfully wondering where the time went...it only felt like a few weeks they were there.Spot on hun! It was!! Ready for big school in every way,even the uniforms bought..Well except for the significant speech & language delay,no manners or social skills👍👍
Like her make-up remover and shower routine Aunty Mary is no where to be seen.Still flogging every shite going..and making a shite job of it with the Diggerydoo Shampoo and the Vodiddies styler.
As well as being permanently locked herself she has now locked her house,car etc for the nineteenth time.. it was onreal.Too bad there is no key on the drinks press! The rocket shaped eyebrows are nearer launching to Mars than ever.She is ubsessed with Love Island.If RTE are considering a similar show eg Spike Island Psychos please contact her manager.
That is all!!
 
itsnotmeitsyouok said:
Hi fuckers! I go to Donegal for a break and I say ahhhh nahhh I’m not reading tattle and the unwashed strawberry pyjama wearing fool has a new thread! Jesus Christ give the girl back her pyjamas ya mank! Now drive it on and all that. ❤
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My partner bought me these pjs after I had a really bad week and honestly she nearly puts me off wearing them 😂😂
 
itsnotmeitsyouok said:
Hi fuckers! I go to Donegal for a break and I say ahhhh nahhh I’m not reading tattle and the unwashed strawberry pyjama wearing fool has a new thread! Jesus Christ give the girl back her pyjamas ya mank! Now drive it on and all that. ❤️
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If you were that girl would you really want the pj's back? Considering they're probably not washed since she took them, and had been wearing them regularly?!! If they were handed back they could probably walk themselves back to the owner, and burn themselves they're so worn 🤢🤢🤢
 
Sandyclaws said:
If you were that girl would you really want the pj's back? Considering they're probably not washed since she took them, and had been wearing them regularly?!! If they were handed back they could probably walk themselves back to the owner, and burn themselves they're so worn 🤢🤢🤢
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I would. One strawberry pyjamas doesn’t fit all 😂😂 I’d use them to light the fire and as spare toilet roll after washing them. 😂😂😂
 
Bulmers said:
Just watched her stories on wai for past couple of days - two things to note

Have crispy skin on chicken with a sald is going to do duck all to help weight loss

Has she just outed her mother for having a 2nd Facebook page, she prob uses that to troll..... just saying....
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Ah naah as me Julie would say.

Everything in moderation. Sick to duck of diet culture and food shaming. The skin is the best part and easily included in a balanced diet.
 
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