Those Happy Days #3 Processed plant based consumers, The Burton Taylors of the YouTube shitosphere

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Camperfan said:
New thread for vanlifes worst advocates.
Old thread https://tattle.life/threads/those-happy-days-2-those-crappy-days.34966/page-50#post-14768971

Thanks to @Zelig and @Observ@h for the thread title (apologies if I've tagged the wrong accounts, it is a mishmash of two suggestions within quotes).

The adventures of Pete the tuktuk are at an end, the green peril of Morgan awaits... Will this useless pair attempt Europe again??
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Thanks @Camperfan! So much material from these two 😀
 
To be honest, I've virtually stopped watching this pair. I watched the ashram video as I enjoy yoga so was interested in seeing an ashram. I watched half their last "Goa" vlog, I thought I'd watched it all but I must have stopped when it got to an ad break. It was so boring, twit in the hat talking outside the accom at start, sped up driving shots, filming outside accom in Goa. With the over dramatised "something is really wrong with Pete" (so wrong they could carry on their journey unimpeded, ok) and "tried to bribe me" stop by an official (we only have Liam's side of what happened, probably blown out of proportion for the drama views).
Oh I forgot the long diatribe in the middle where Liam says he's such an expert in all things India that he knows when he's crossed the border to a new region by the style of the condiments accompanying his meal. Bore off Liam, why he thinks any one gives a tit if the coconut chutney is runny or thick.
 
So they failed their planned journey …. Or did they?Think the plan all along was to bail out and not complete if the ‘planned’ journey that’s why they were taking so long traveling through southern India as they had planned to go back next winter all along as they hate van life in winter. Oh he’s been learning Hindi ?? Sure never seen either of them attempt Hindi with anyone yet until the dismal attempt in this one with lots of look how much we are speaking Hindi ? Just a heads up there are free language courses available through most libraries free with you library card.. funny when I pointed that out last time they promoted Rosetta Stone in their Vlog I got shadow banned 🤷‍♀️
I’m sorry but all I seem to notice when he’s doing his monologue to camera or eating is his mouth.
 
How on earth can they eat so much 😲 Vast amounts of deep fried fatty food.
And that Rosette Stone ad was not declared an ad once. Not in the vlog or the description.
And the humblebrag about 'oh no its so annoying when they keep wanting to take our photos' like they were being papped 😂 When it was obviously those guys with Polaroid type cameras who try to flog you a tourist photo of you.
 
Nanna is a simpleton. Fact.
The NEDs are in Mumbai, poor penniless working class that they are staying in a penthouse flat, and getting cabs all over the place. All of a sudden they remembered that theyre contractually obliged to a Language learning APP that they pretended that they had been using it all along, and have been learning Hindi except that ONLY in Mumbai is Hindi spoken so they couldnt use it before. Shyster shits. And they were dreadful at it. The look on the face of the first person Worzel spoke to in "Hindi" was filled with contempt for Worz.
Nanna back to over usage of the words Gawjus, crazy, best ever etc. Fk me can those two eat, constantly stuffing their gormless faces. Oh, and a bit of cosplay thrown in - dressing up and pretending to be shlebs and then complaining about all the pics and attention.
Nanna appeared to be so impressed to the point of sexual arousal by being in a restaurant that was the site of killings in a terrorist attack. Weird.
Nanna has referred to the vlog as a "series", so looks like theyll be in India every winter for the next 10yrs, using Nannas pretend coughette as the reason! I dislike these two because of their sneaky dishonest wool pulling ways, and their thickness, and entitlement.
 

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Jelly Bean said:
How on earth can they eat so much 😲 Vast amounts of deep fried fatty food.
And that Rosette Stone ad was not declared an ad once. Not in the vlog or the description.
And the humblebrag about 'oh no its so annoying when they keep wanting to take our photos' like they were being papped 😂 When it was obviously those guys with Polaroid type cameras who try to flog you a tourist photo of you.
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At the start it said paid promotion or partnership. Couldn't get through the whole thing as all they do is stuff their faces and talk shite.
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puddleduck said:
Just succumbed and watched latest, (quiet day here 😀)
How on earth do they eat so much food? As someone said above, it seems far from healthy.
I bet there are tantrums and arguments galore off camera.
It's not entertaining or educational at all is it?
What a waste of beautiful India.
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Yep always stuffing in fried rubbish.
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Zelig said:
Nanna is a simpleton. Fact.
The NEDs are in Mumbai, poor penniless working class that they are staying in a penthouse flat, and getting cabs all over the place. All of a sudden they remembered that theyre contractually obliged to a Language learning APP that they pretended that they had been using it all along, and have been learning Hindi except that ONLY in Mumbai is Hindi spoken so they couldnt use it before. Shyster shits. And they were dreadful at it. The look on the face of the first person Worzel spoke to in "Hindi" was filled with contempt for Worz.
Nanna back to over usage of the words Gawjus, crazy, best ever etc. Fk me can those two eat, constantly stuffing their gormless faces. Oh, and a bit of cosplay thrown in - dressing up and pretending to be shlebs and then complaining about all the pics and attention.
Nanna appeared to be so impressed to the point of sexual arousal by being in a restaurant that was the site of killings in a terrorist attack. Weird.
Nanna has referred to the vlog as a "series", so looks like theyll be in India every winter for the next 10yrs, using Nannas pretend coughette as the reason! I dislike these two because of their sneaky dishonest wool pulling ways, and their thickness, and entitlement.
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Well said. I didn't get to the part with the pics. Turned it off.
 
The Ignorami Abroard have posted.

So, they badgered and bartered a poor tuktuk driver down for his fare, then slagged him off while he could hear, before paying another cab driver to take them on a huge journey costing £100 because their planned train was late. Always taking advantage of the people with the least whilst staying in top notch accomodation with roof top swimming pool!

Of course, more and more eating - they must tit like hippos with the amount and nature of what theyre eating, and in that heat, and hours and hours without washing..

We know Nanna cannot enunciate, but now she cannot even pronounce the simplest of words or names - WTF is a " Moogale", and WTF is the "Tadge Mahayle", that was then abbreviated to "The Tadge"! Classy bird.

Worzel likening the Beatles Ashram to Gracelands ffs what a divloid.

Oh, and apparently ceiling fans blowing hot air down onto poor poor delicate Nanna dry her out. Well I never.
 
They probably took some kind of month long course to get certification (most likely yoga) and will host retreats when they're back for easy and quick money.
The other possibility is that they'll exploit a local who produces a really great product that they'll buy from them dirt cheap and then sell for a lot of money.
 
November_again said:
They probably took some kind of month long course to get certification (most likely yoga) and will host retreats when they're back for easy and quick money.
The other possibility is that they'll exploit a local who produces a really great product that they'll buy from them dirt cheap and then sell for a lot of money.
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Yes I reckon you are right about a certification course. Imagine the state of Wurzel's yoga harem pants by now 🤢

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Jelly Bean said:
Yes I reckon you are right about a certification course. Imagine the state of Wurzel's yoga harem pants by now 🤢

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The combination of his inarticulate waffling and mute, shivering Janine next to him will be an absolute tit show but I'm guessing the only saddos who'll book a course will be viewers who want to meet them and take a selfie.
 
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