Theonlygirlinthehouse #3 Fake grins a plenty, how long until the cabin is again empty?

[HubertsWhippedCream]

New thread!

Sweepstake until they move out again and it is everyone's fault but hers?

Estimated number of fake cheesy grins she will do before the end of this thread- 55, 000

 

[Beth B]

Well she is kicking off the build up to the cabin and the new 'blended family' living arrangements in true Jess style with yet another photo of just her, her boys and Russ posing as the happy little family unit. She couldn't be more exclusive if she tried, it's all about her flesh and blood and ownership of Russ........ if she could erase Noah and Marley I swear she would.

Quite apt she is peddling a freebie, oh sorry I mean collab with parfumado, as she stinks of absoloute bullshit!

 

[Wizzywoo2]

Well she is kicking off the build up to the cabin and the new 'blended family' living arrangements in true Jess style with yet another photo of just her, her boys and Russ posing as the happy little family unit. She couldn't be more exclusive if she tried, it's all about her flesh and blood and ownership of Russ........ if she could erase Noah and Marley I swear she would.

Quite apt she is peddling a freebie, oh sorry I mean collab with parfumado, as she stinks of absoloute bullshit!

I bet Russ wishes he could erase H & B!

 

[Abi da Walker]

£150 for a second hand, sorry, pre-loved, dress? So relatable Jess.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Wonder if little firecracker H will manage to control his neurodiversity in Dubai or whether it only rears its head around his mother and his school

 

[Wizzywoo2]

Wonder if little firecracker H will manage to control his neurodiversity in Dubai or whether it only rears its head around his mother and his school

Thats what I thought. I think he will be absolutely fine away from her!

 

[KeriRhys]

So school is too much to handle, but he's fine dealing with a busy airport and all that that entails, alone with a younger sibling??


Sis anyone else find the "empty nest, except Russ and Cas" comment a bit... Off?

 

[maytoseptember]

The miserable, scowling faces in her grid post are hilarious.

 

[Wizzywoo2]

The miserable, scowling faces in her grid post are hilarious.

I think thay actually despise her

 

[Runninggirl]

They are a couple of spoilt little shits aren’t they?

 

[Allbullcrap]

They are a couple of spoilt little shits aren’t they?

Likely just teens that don't want to be wheeled out for Instagram content when it suits

 

[maytoseptember]

No doubt they do utterly resent their lives being mined for content. But Jess would be out of a job if she stopped, so hard luck boys

My god, they come across like awful boys though. Horrendous.

 

[Beth B]

Evidently the term 'growler' falls within the appropriate descriptions category of both Jess' vajajay and her sons airport look!

 

[Wikki]

Did anyone else spot the number plate in her stories? How chavvy can you get!!!

 

[RubyTuesday39]

“Doobs” I’ve just cringed myself inside out

 

[Baileybob]

Sorry if I’ve missed it but is the aunt in Dubai their Dad’s sister?

 

[maytoseptember]

No I think it’s the dad’s brother’s wife.

 

[Hinchmequick]

By process of Internet hunting, is her ex called Thomas?

 

[Okgolightly]

I find it hilarious that H is unable to control himself at school bc of his neurodiversity but is absolutely fine to go on a long flight and stay in one of the strictest countries in the world without an issue she really is a mug. But as long as her 'growler' (horrific word imo) is sorted and she gets to go abroad just her, Russ and Cas without any troublesome older boys eey!

 

[Mogmog]

Anyone else waiting to see a #gifted pop up on this turkey holiday