Theonlygirlinthehourse #5 Braggy, beige, bore

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Thread title courtesy of @Pissedoffwithinfluencers with 13 votes.
Carry on my lovelies.

 

[Elegant Tits]

She spent 8k on a holiday that she seemingly didn’t enjoy. Absolute madness!

 

[Abi da Walker]

That staff didn’t make a fuss of her or speak much English, boo boo. Did she learn any Turkish?

 

[maytoseptember]

Haven’t watched her stories yet - the holiday from a few weeks ago when she was making out she was living her best life with her amazing boys?

 

[RubyTuesday39]

So she booked a holiday based purely on the hotel decor

 

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So she booked a holiday based purely on the hotel decor

That would be SO her though wouldn’t it?!

 

[LauraC35]

Had this incredible human being woken up and found his mother stroking his leg which was filling her mothering cup, he would have no doubt told her to f**k off and flick the V at her as is his normal behaviour - can’t say I’d blame him in this instance because she is just too

 

[KeriRhys]

Had this incredible human being woken up and found his mother stroking his leg which was filling her mothering cup, he would have no doubt told her to f**k off and flick the V at her as is his normal behaviour - can’t say I’d blame him in this instance because she is just too

Why does she make it sound so pervy!!??

 

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Ewwwwww she’s just odd with them kids ain’t she? So smothering.

 

[maytoseptember]

That comment gave me the ick too. She always sounds so desperate for crumbs of love.

 

[Okgolightly]

Why is she stroking her 17 year old son’s legs whilst he sleeps? She is so desperate for even a morsel of attention from her kids

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Why is she stroking her 17 year old son’s legs whilst he sleeps? She is so desperate for even a morsel of attention from her kids

AND then posts photos of him sleeping online? How is that allowed, he can't have said it was OK to do, we all saw his reaction when she filmed him going shopping in Next

 

[Whats_my_name_again]

Why does stroking her 17 year old sons leg "fill her mothering cup"?? I live in a very open, snuggly family but I can't say the thought of stroking my teenage sons leg fills my mothering cup?! That sounds so odd. And absolutely no way he's allowed that to be shared?!!

 

[GAC37]

I’m a bit behind as been on hols - she thinks she has a knack for choosing the best Air bnbs - it doesn’t look amazing to me! It’s not exactly hard love . We’ve stayed in bloody amazing places. Why does she think she’s an expert in everything? I missed the posts/stories about how she didn’t really enjoy the holiday a few weeks back?

 

[maytoseptember]

I’m a bit behind as been on hols - she thinks she has a knack for choosing the best Air bnbs - it doesn’t look amazing to me! It’s not exactly hard love .

I thought the same thing, and now she’s posted on the grid crowing about her amazing find, I still think it! It’s a perfectly nice AirB&B, but nothing special at all

 

[Lotty16817]

How she’s managed to make that green sofa look worse is pretty incredible. The brown cushions are disgusting. Re her stories too, poor Russ clearly constantly trying to get rid of stuff and declutter and she’s just as quickly buying more stuff. He must be so frustrated living with her shopping addition.

 

[KeriRhys]

I thought the same thing, and now she’s posted on the grid crowing about her amazing find, I still think it! It’s a perfectly nice AirB&B, but nothing special at all

The thing is that she's bloody basic and beige anything slightly different from her norm seems extraordinary!

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

How is she always so lucky in finding EXACTLY what she’s looking for?! Whether that be at a car boot sale or on FB marketplace?! I smell big fat porkie pies half the time. Also, if I go to a car boot sale the stuff she says she gets for a £1 just doesn’t exist! That leather belt, that jug - both £1??? I think she says it so Russ won’t go mad at the spending, but I refuse to believe that’s all she pays.

 

[Runninggirl]

And why is everything “vintage”? It’s not it’s old and second hand.

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

What the hell is that white nighty thing? She wears the strangest things.