TheLongMum #5 Past her prime, psychotic eyes, will the kids get more than slime?

[JellyDonut]

Congrats to @lurkyoulongtime for the winning thread suggestion

Since the start of the last thread, Anna has started and lost a part time job (we suspect due to unreliability and her being generally problematic). She’s had several new soft launches and a little jaunt to Tuscany with one - yet complains she can’t afford to do anything with her kids. She also threw her 7yr old’s dinner plate across the room and screamed and swore “I HATE IT HERE!!!” and terrified the poor child - she was subsequently reported to social services (but then deleted the stories confessing this due to an #ad for Persil she was posting the next day). Anna has also been diagnosed with ADHD and no doubt is begging for that PIP assessment to rule in her favour to enable her to claim more money for chazza shopping, instead of looking for another job.

Overall, she’s just a generally lazy, selfish, and narcissistic budgie who constantly preens itself fluffing its feathers in front of a dangly mirror in its cage.

 

[mrs_tea85]

Almost 400 quid made on those coats! Wonder what the benefits people would make of that...

 

[spotofbother]

Let's hope that buys the girls some nice presents for christmas

 

[JellyDonut]

Let's hope that buys the girls some nice presents for christmas

Don’t be silly. Anna needs another holiday

 

[jaggedlittlebill]

Those girls ought to have the Christmas of a lifetime on what their mum just made flogging second hand tit. Bet they won't.

 

[Gingercream]

Let's hope that buys the girls some nice presents for christmas

I doubt it. Cue a Botox and filler update, new nails and hair and some new boots…

 

[Pat MyCock]

Let's hope that buys the girls some nice presents for christmas

Unlikely!!

 

[Mochalatte]

Watching a programme about DWP- I’ve never been in the system so I don’t know much about it but it was saying that if you get signed off by doctor then you don’t have to go to job centre anymore, you’re just left alone. Shes stopped moaning about the job centre people so has she managed to use the ADHD as a way of getting long term sick and now now having to find a job?

 

[jaggedlittlebill]

This boils my piss. I've a friend who's just used her ADHD diagnosis as an excuse to sit at home, she's perfectly capable of working - we actually used to work together - and I've totally lost respect for her. How is this allowed to happen.

 

[spotofbother]

So she's upset there won't be presents for her on Christmas from her family. Am I out of touch or is that fairly normal once you reach a certain age? Especially with her spending habits if I was her I would be grateful to be relieved the pressure of buying fur other adults so I could make sure my children have more than a bucket of slime. She's also so fortunate as someone that receives pr packages that she could wrap these up for herself to put under the tree if she was worried the girls would question why she dosent have anything

 

[JellyDonut]

Nice bit of subtle begging going on with tagging the brands of the things she wants most. It makes me feel sick when influencers do this, it’s so beggy and desperate and cringe. If you want something go and bleeping buy it you cheap skanky povvo

 

[spotofbother]

Part of me does hope she gets gifted some bits though just so they don't have a sad bucket of slime instead

 

[jaggedlittlebill]

Part of me does hope she gets gifted some bits though just so they don't have a sad bucket of slime instead

They could have the Christmas of dreams on all that money she's just made flogging old coats but it'll all get injected into her face and lips.

 

[spotofbother]

She's already at the hairdresser's.

 

[JellyDonut]

She's already at the hairdresser's.

She’ll have had her nails done as well, and probably booked in for injectables too

 

[jaggedlittlebill]

Exhausted from what, you stupid cow. Don't pretend that sitting on your arse at home all day every day is tiring.

 

[JellyDonut]

Saying she didn’t have the headspace to take some photos of clothes and post them for sale. Even though this was meant to be her “new big thing” and she really really really wants to make it successful. She’s done it for about 2 weeks and is already complaining about not being arsed.

Guarantee you she was let go from her last job for the same attitude

 

[PopTarte]

Looks like she’s had her nails done again and paid extra for nail art, she really annoys me so much, I can’t stand watching her talks to camera and the way she touches her hair a thousand times (I know she has adhd!). It’s mixed with her very unenthusiastic voice…

 

[jaggedlittlebill]

So she's just driven to Leeds for a night out during what is presumably her last child-free window before Christmas , what's the bet that tomorrow we get a flurry of stories saying how she isn't ready for Christmas, hasn't wrapped any presents, and she's skint and stressed. And we're all expected to feel sympathy.