The Tim Tracker #86 Loser, Boozer, and Toddler Snoozer

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Congrats to @Littledollywotsit for another fine Tracker thread title. Someone else can handle the recap please!
 
As usual, Tim went on and on embellishing and manipulating truths regarding the reopening of MK Harmony Barbershop, July 31.

So to make it clear to you Timathy.
(the “math” is intentional cause he claims to be an engineer)

• the Dapper Dans DID NOT sing to Jackson personally
• Jackson WAS NOT the very first child to get his hair cut at HB. But was among the first group of children that did.
• Harrison, a CM’s son, had the honor of being the VERY FIRST CHILD to get the “My First Haircut” experience at the reopening of HB.

Caramadden0404 said:
I thought I saw on Disney Parks TikTok that they gave the "first" slot to the baby of a CM?

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Thank for posting.
I don’t do social media so I hadn’t seen this, but heard about it here.

😂😆😂 Jackson is a has been at 33 months!
Definitely not the poster child for a HB “My First Haircut” experience, like T&J wanted him to be.

I will take cutie pie, Harrison, over J$ anytime!
 
So we may have to apologise.... J$ was the only kid in sitting on the chair when the Dapper Dan's were singing. He may have actually been the first paying customer!! And that looks like confetti not pixie dust eughhhh hate Jenn and that bleeping voice. Make such a big fuss on Insta, but the truth is on WDWNT... more concerned with your phones! More important to photograph that certificate and share it with your gushing stans than actually be in the moment with the kid that's paying for your cuntcierge Cruise. You deserve all the tit in the world.
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Tim's Insta.. Also noticed the comments are limited. They know they'll get back lash!
 
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Galorious said:
So we may have to apologise.... J$ was the only kid in sitting on the chair when the Dapper Dan's were singing. He may have actually been the first paying customer!! And that looks like confetti not pixie dust eughhhh hate Jenn and that bleeping voice. Make such a big fuss on Insta, but the truth is on WDWNT... more concerned with your phones! More important to photograph that certificate and share it with your gushing stans than actually be in the moment with the kid that's paying for your cuntcierge Cruise. You deserve all the tit in the world. View attachment 1463232 q

Tim's Insta.. Also noticed the comments are limited. They know they'll get back lash!
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Galorious said:
More important to photograph that certificate and share it with your gushing stans than actually be in the moment with the kid that's paying for your cuntcierge Cruise. You deserve all the tit in the world.
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My very first thoughts- that's all they care about is their wannabe entitlement, attention and OH LOOK AT US!!! What a pain in the ass.. couldn't enjoy the moment but hell NO.
 
Galorious said:
So we may have to apologise.... J$ was the only kid in sitting on the chair when the Dapper Dan's were singing. He may have actually been the first paying customer!! And that looks like confetti not pixie dust eughhhh hate Jenn and that bleeping voice. Make such a big fuss on Insta, but the truth is on WDWNT... more concerned with your phones! More important to photograph that certificate and share it with your gushing stans than actually be in the moment with the kid that's paying for your cuntcierge Cruise. You deserve all the tit in the world. View attachment 1463232 q

Tim's Insta.. Also noticed the comments are limited. They know they'll get back lash!
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Ugh. They are absolutely ridiculous. I'm not apologizing. They are entitled assholes and I'm sure they are manipulating the story to make them seem more important than they actually are.

BTW--I'm not at all a jealous hater, Jenn. Both of my children had their actual first haircuts at the Harmony Barber Shop, so I've been there, done that and didn't publish my kids' faces all over the internet for the world to seem them.
 
Galorious said:
So we may have to apologise.... J$ was the only kid in sitting on the chair when the Dapper Dan's were singing. He may have actually been the first paying customer!! And that looks like confetti not pixie dust eughhhh hate Jenn and that bleeping voice. Make such a big fuss on Insta, but the truth is on WDWNT... more concerned with your phones! More important to photograph that certificate and share it with your gushing stans than actually be in the moment with the kid that's paying for your cuntcierge Cruise. You deserve all the tit in the world. View attachment 1463232 q

Tim's Insta.. Also noticed the comments are limited. They know they'll get back lash!
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so Wait, is the fairy whatever stylist showing the kid his new do and neither one of them are even paying attention?
 
Let's list out the vloggers on Disney media's "C" list (might be lower) that have a kid that could get a "first" haircut for the re-opening of the barber shop:

1. The Tim Tracker
2. ......


Ok now we see why Timbo might have gotten this "perk" but I fully assume it was to get him to stop calling and whining about it. Plus they dropped a ton of their own money on another pointless staycation. Well 1 point being JennBo can't get up before noon unless it is at a Deluxe or better resort apparently.
 
VloggerCritic said:
Let's list out the vloggers on Disney media's "C" list (might be lower) that have a kid that could get a "first" haircut for the re-opening of the barber shop:

1. The Tim Tracker
2. ......


Ok now we see why Timbo might have gotten this "perk" but I fully assume it was to get him to stop calling and whining about it. Plus they dropped a ton of their own money on another pointless staycation. Well 1 point being JennBo can't get up before noon unless it is at a Deluxe or better resort apparently.
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ResortTV1 has a kid even though he never spends time with him.
 
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