The Tim Tracker #189 The Scariest Thing At HHN is Jenn

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Recap: Dim abandoned his three babies again to go off to CA to futilely "run" a race. Jenn is being belligerent about updating while he's gone (may have gotten lost at Publix). OG still is falling behind and Oliver is still being ignored. Meanwhile 🥦is masquerading at being Dim on their website and giving vivid descriptions about Jenn's Mickey's Not So Scary monstrosity of an outfit (maybe he's trying to be her stylist) while 🍌🐀 is being an attention bleep by trying to exploit a recent US tragedy and he and his wife will be doing a podcast with Jenn. I don't know how the beard will survive two narcissists at once. Meanwhile 👏 (emoji still pending) is trying to save the channel with IG posts that seem out of place.

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Dim in his racing clothes
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Flubber Jenn
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Mike
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Dick this is what i want to tell you
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Social Media Gal/Hands hard at work
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I'm glad they're paying who knows how much to some handsy gal so they can get invites to a pirate show that neither of them attended and Ginn dressed up as herself a witch to unveil a movie poster to a movie that neither of them attended. Hey maybe Dim will even get his own invite to "Sugar Booze" next time instead of being Dicky's +1!
 
Recap: Dim abandoned his three babies again to go off to CA to futilely "run" a race. Jenn is being belligerent about updating while he's gone (may have gotten lost at Publix). OG still is falling behind and Oliver is still being ignored. Meanwhile 🥦is masquerading at being Dim on their website and giving vivid descriptions about Jenn's Mickey's Not So Scary monstrosity of an outfit (maybe he's trying to be her stylist) while 🍌🐀 is being an attention bleep by trying to exploit a recent US tragedy and he and his wife will be doing a podcast with Jenn. I don't know how the beard will survive two narcissists at once. Meanwhile 👏 (emoji still pending) is trying to save the channel with IG posts that seem out of place.

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Dim in his racing clothes
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Flubber Jenn
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Mike
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Dick this is what i want to tell you
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Social Media Gal/Hands hard at work
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Thanks for the recap, just back from london, had a great time, think I read something about the slackers not wanting to wait in a qué at Primark lol, made me think that ques are probably why they haven't come back to the UK, everywhere you went in London was ques, an the traffic barely moved at times as well, but you can bet my ass waited in those ques especially if I had walked over a hour to something, I was easily covering around 15 miles per day in-between getting the random bus (wasn't using the subways) an I did have a good look in Primark myself while I was there but never seen anything, not that I'd have bothered waiting in that que either 😂 I don't know about America but Primark ques are like the fastest moving ones here, lucky if you are in them maybe 10mins
 
Thanks for the recap, just back from london, had a great time, think I read something about the slackers not wanting to wait in a qué at Primark lol, made me think that ques are probably why they haven't come back to the UK, everywhere you went in London was ques, an the traffic barely moved at times as well, but you can bet my ass waited in those ques especially if I had walked over a hour to something, I was easily covering around 15 miles per day in-between getting the random bus (wasn't using the subways) an I did have a good look in Primark myself while I was there but never seen anything, not that I'd have bothered waiting in that que either 😂 I don't know about America but Primark ques are like the fastest moving ones here, lucky if you are in them maybe 10mins
Hope you had a great time - happy to see you back :)
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So Jenn - if you weren't going to post once again while Timmy 2 Tits is back in CA then why didn't you just save the boring Mall Voog for this time? I only caught the beginning of that disaster but when J$ was saying it's my pretend kitchen, oh man, that must be what happens all day/every day at Fort Pampers. Ollie is going to be curious and what to play, and I think J$ is going to have none of it.
I guess buying those baby dolls before Ollie was born didn't do the treat. And I'm sorry, this boy is almost 5 years old, he can be spoken to in a way so he understands the word share. This is his brother for God's sake - these 2 useless humans should have never had children.

And Jenn - just so you know - you are the top useless human. Put on your Big Girl pants and be a MOM to these boys - and not just when the camera is rolling - take time to appreciate this time in their lives - it goes by so quickly.
 
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Hope you had a great time - happy to see you back :)

Thank you, my only downside to the whole thing is I get bad motion sickness an being on a train 5 hours Monday an today as well as taking the boat out to Greenwich on Wednesday which was almost 2 hours, then taking random buses has left me feeling like am still sitting moving all over the place even though am sitting still 😅 but apart from that it was great an weather was great as well

Unlike gin I was also up at 7am for breakfast so we could be out the door at 8am an get as much done as we could, it was also nice being somewhere that has a tit ton of shops/attractions/markets etc which I guess if there was one thing that pisses me off about the slackers is the fact they take Orlando for granted that it has all these things in it, my town was never huge to begin with an now with 90% closed down it is slightly depressing coming home to that when I've seen what London has an also when I come home from Orlando in the past an seeing what it has
 
@Snippysnips I get really horrific motion sickness too and you can't get this here, but a lovely pharmacist in Boots in Edinburgh told me about Stugeron! Maybe it will help you? I'm sure you know about it though. I get violently ill in cars. Trains, planes are ok, cars are a no go. I wish they sold it in the US, I brought back a few boxes. 🤣

What other fun stuff did you do in London? I love it there!

Can't imagine the Slackers being able to navigate the tube. They'd just uber everywhere then complain about traffic.
 
Looks like SM gal is now dumping a bunch of race stuff on IG, only a couple hours after the Pirate thing. She really should be spacing these things out. People are going to stop caring. She really has no clue about any of this, does she.

The pirate thing is really weird. So they put it out to the pirate show people: We're YouTubers with 900k followers, we'd love to come visit your show for free. Then they send their help who makes 3 or 4 instagram stories about it, which will be gone in 24 hours. There won't be a vlog about it, because they didn't actually go. This is going to blow up in their faces. The very few places that will host them will end up not getting what was advertised to them. They are absolute idiots.

I also think the person who appears in the reflection of the pirate window is with the person filming, not the actual person filming based on the angle.
 
I love their aversion to lines because it's like, what else are they going to do? They have all the time in the world to stand in lines, they basically don't have any responsibilities or actual deadlines or anything else to do anyway. If they had time to loiter forever, they had time to go stand in a line.
 
@Snippysnips I get really horrific motion sickness too and you can't get this here, but a lovely pharmacist in Boots in Edinburgh told me about Stugeron! Maybe it will help you? I'm sure you know about it though. I get violently ill in cars. Trains, planes are ok, cars are a no go. I wish they sold it in the US, I brought back a few boxes. 🤣

What other fun stuff did you do in London? I love it there!

Can't imagine the Slackers being able to navigate the tube. They'd just uber everywhere then complain about traffic.

Thank you, I'll check that out, weirdly am fine on the transport, it's once am off I just feel like am still moving

We done china town, Warner Bros studios, Trafalgar Square area, Piccadilly area, Harrods, Lego store, Hamleys, Greenwich area including the observatory which was an insane hill to walk up an down lol but well worth it, natural history museum, Kensington, Westminster area, an got two out the three colour routes on the tour bus, an all in 3 full days an a half day lol, my folks would have taken the tube but honestly am a bit wary of the underground so was more than happy to just walk it

An yeah, if the slackers done London the very first thing would be the traffic they would witch about, I agree I highly doubt they would work the tubes an if they did they would witch an complain about people being everywhere, London definitely does not have time for people standing about, you NEED to know where you are going, I could also imagine they would get their phones stolen as well since they would probably walk about with them out, we never seen it but people do get them practically ripped out their hands in places so we kept ours zipped in our bags an turned into the walls when we needed to use them, second would be the ques 😅 I've never known people to complain an avoid them like they do, an surely in places like orlando they should be well used to them

@Snippysnips I get what you are saying about motion sickness. I have had to deal with it my whole life. I avoid roller coasters for this reason. The car still gets to me. I thought I would have at some point outgrown it but nope it's still with me. And I'm old. Lol.

It seems to be if it's long it gets bad, short times have no effect but anything over a hour an am left with after effects, it's strange an annoying
 
Surely at least some of the stans will notice that Dim can't be in 2 places on opposite sides of the country and if they never post a voog then they can't believe that Ginn went either. Doubt the stans would care about content that neither of them are in.

I guarantee you most of them will think this is something in California, even though the tag says FL in it. The rest will twist themselves into thinking Tim did it before he left and he's sooooooooo busy, he's just posting it now or Jenn did it with the boys while Tim was away. Because in their minds, Jenn drives and takes care of her children and does fun things with them, she's a functional human being in stan-land.
 
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