Tim does it because he subconsciously feels bad about himself and his lack of abilities. He certainly has not mastered a second language. Heck, the English language seems to provide him enough of a challenge.
Ok, I have my lounge chair and spy glasses on.Totally joking about the spy glasses, lurkers. That would be Tim.
She was wearing a romper. She was carrying Da Baby. Nanny was holding J hand. He had this blank very confused look on his face. It made me sad.
If I had to guess, Nanny is 20. It could be Rosie as she was described somewhere as short and Hispanic looking. This girl is pretty short, maybe 5’2? Long dark curly hair. I don’t know where they went and my ass if firmly planted in this chair. ☀
It could be Jess. I have no idea. She was def focused on J no O.
Tim has been with Mike every time that I’ve seen him. I saw Mike solo last night. He was chewing gum like a cow. Mouth wide open, chopping away. Like a kid.
I think Tim is cruising with Mike and Jenn has her own companion. I want to see them interact with each other and with their children.
I meant to mention this, I got a little overwhelmed when I saw her
He’s small. I would use the word scrawny to describe him but I had giant chubby babies. That child doesn’t have a ounce of baby fat on him.
She interacts with him the way a babysitter would interact with a child they are caring for. That’s the best way I can describe it. There are a ton of moms with little little kids. They don’t interact with their kid that way. It’s like she read a manual on how to. Take care of a ba y and is following instructions. There’s no nurture vibe. That’s the best way I can describe it.
In the time I was watching she did not interact with J. She spoke to the nanny. The nanny spoke to J. The nanny was holding Js hand. Then they weren’t together after that.
Yesterday was Lookout Cay. We go back on Thursday. castaway is tomorrow.
I saw Tim and Mike 5-6 times together across the span of about 3 hours. I see the photos that she was there. All I can say is that they spent the majority of the day apart because I never saw her. I saw her for the first time today. And I saw her a lot…and a lot of her
I can only speak for the times I’ve seen them. I am not following them, I am not walking around seeing where they go. Up until today, late afternoonish, I have not seen them together since we got on the ship. That’s not saying they aren’t ever together, it might be a weird coincidence, they haven’t been together when I’ve seen them—-until this afternoon.
I also only saw the nanny around 10ish this morning. Never again.
I just want to say—we got on the island before 9. Got the spot on the beach. Did the 5k. Got a Konk Kooler by 10 and watched a wedding where the groom came out to Mandos theme.Then I went and sat in my chair. They came to me. I did not look for them at all. They literally came right to me.
Mike and Tim arrived on the island when we were finishing the 5k, about 10. Jenn was not with them.
Lunch—-holy duck what a tit show. The whole fam, nanny and Mike sat at a table. Tim and Da baby stayed behind while everyone got food. Everyone came back with food. Tim left and never came back. He didn’t eat with them. An hour later we walked past again, Tim was sitting where they all had been eating—alone. They are some weird bleeping people.
To be clear—Jenn and da baby were together. nanny and J were together all on the same beach . I saw Tim and Mike a few hours earlier, together, alone. They were not in the water with the kids, Jenn and nanny. They were all together at lunch, but Tim disappeared and didn’t come back while we were there.
To be clear on the naked part—walking down the path, Jenn was holding him, we (and everyone else) saw his butt. His boy parts were pressed up against her. You couldn’t see that.
As far as the lack of life vest—I was watching thinking—she’s going to lose her footing and drop him. She’s chest deep in that water…she’s gonna drop him. Or he’s a slippery little human….hes going in. She didn’t drop him or fall though—so maybe I should give some credit? Nope, the kid should have had a vest on. They were available. J$ had one on.
And J$——not a good swimmer. Very very hesitant, even in ankle deep water. Not at all comfortable in the water. And Nanny was a bleeping champ reassuring him. Like, really, really, really amazing. Like seriously—I cannot even begin to tell you how much I like her just observing her interactions with him. She’s a queen.
This was after I saw them swimming and after lunch. Maybe an hour after I saw them eating . And again, we were eating and they showed up. I can’t stress enough they are the ones finding me. I think the thing that I reference in my last post, that happened last night was a trap.
Just saw her again now, my daughter says—that girl is well dressed. Always. She makes Jenn look like even more of a slob with that graphic t she’s wearing, probably right from dinner.
J was rolling around on the floor of the atrium/lobby.
Guys—I’m gonna need a vacation from this vacation. I’m working harder than I thought I would here. They are seriously everywhere I go.
I’ll share two little sips of tea this morning:
Over heard last night—two guys talking: Hey do you see Tim Tracker sitting over there. Yea, that guy is a DICK.
Second—just an observation…Tim does not like to be in a room full of people who know more than him. He is a visible sore loser. Every single person was laughing…Tim looked pissed.
I wonder if he posted the pic of the nanny because he wanted to beat me to it. I have a pic ready for Saturday.
She has a tattoo with words basically under her bra line….we’ve been trying to figure out what it says
And Tim and nanny were alone together today. She had O in the wagon, he had J. They looked like their own happy family. I know she’s young but she’s a much better mom than Jenn.
But I guess Tim focusing on someone else error tracks with his absolute distain in trivia the other day. I’ll tell that tale tomorrow. He’s a dick. He’s an asshole. His entire Tim Tracker persona is just a character he plays for YT. I’ve watched it for a week now. Camera off, demeanor changes. There is no joy in his life when the camera is off. That dude the other day said it best—that guy is a dick.
Holy duck this entire ship is talking about the churro Mickey waffles. Cabanas was opening at 730 and there were at least 30 people waiting.
Dicky posted a whole series of things on Universal. Someone is going to get jelly. Of course he went to the Dream Works thing sans kids. Of course.
I get what you're saying. My grandfather was the nicest man unless he drank. I never witnessed it but my mother did mention there was an incident where he chased my grandmother around with a knife. So something like that could feasibly happen-though I personally like to think she's holding it over his head that he made out with a hot dog. Yes, I know I aged myself with that reference.
I want to say you're right. The dad still has a Linkedin and I want to say he went into business for himself at some point too. It's interesting how they ended up with a duck up like Dim when they have one kid who owns his own business, another whose a college professor, and whatever Adam does he seems fairly successful too. And then there's Dim their little Youtuber.
T minus 24 hours. No pressure 
(or food at Lighthouse Point)
