The Tim Tracker #157 Where. Is. The. Baby??

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I don't want to recap because they annoy the hell out of me. My hope for 2024 is that Jackson gets diagnosed and treated properly for any issues he may have and for Oliver to be fed the proper nutrition and to get the attention he deserves. And for Oliver to skip crawling and go straight to walking to sabotage what ever cruise they have booked for the baby dash nonsense
 
Let's see since the last thread the Trackers didn't show the holiday activities going on in Orlando except for going to the fort for the millionth time and hanging out with their stalker at that soda shop. There were a couple home vlogs thrown in there were they ate burnt vegetables and continued on turning their eldest into a wannabe Dudley Dursley. Probably the biggest highlight of last thread was the growing appearance of their stalker who is actually a crazy cat lady (seriously, she and her fiancee are living off of stickers and their cat's Tiktok). All I can say is poor Potato. Bonus highlight was Dim's diaper. He made sure that we saw his underwear later on to clarify the issue

Giph Review:

Dim:
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Jenn and her stan:
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OG Buddy opening up his gifts. I know, I know, it's used all the time but tis the season
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Amanduh because she provided the last thread with so much entertainment she needs her own gif.
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And resubmitting this one since it was sort of late last thread: TTT 157: All About AmanDUH
 
Lambyo said:
Watching the Xmas Eve home voog and Oliver is adorable. He crawls like an Army Man and isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty. I have high hopes for that
little guy. Now to the cookies - what is that on the lower left? Candy cane looks like a 🍆View attachment 2651495 q
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I get they had the kids decorating cookies-which I was actually shocked about-but they did not need to show the finished product on camera.
 
court2022 said:
Oh dear God.

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Seriously, who is the targeted audience for that? I doubt Dim will be able to keep up his clean dad act uncut and unaired. And Nick is such a tool. Again, it's the podcast no one wanted.

Ugh, and speaking of Dick you probably could create a 1930-ish screwball comedy with the Trackers, AmanDUH, and Dick, with the love rectangle from hell. It could also easily be a horror movie.
 
I think the podcast was Jenn’s idea. This way, she never has to be home alone with the kids. Tim can always be at home working, either making home vlogs or going upstairs with Nick to record the podcast. If they record it while the baby is sleeping, then Jenn really never has to deal with him on her own. Tim can finish recording and then go get Jackson from school. It’s the perfect way for her to never have to be in charge of the kids, and to also potentially have even less work to do if Tim is editing the podcasts.
 
AppleHeadLady said:
Came here as soon as I saw this to see if anyone had shared it yet. Reeks of desperation
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tallnstinky said:
I think the podcast was Jenn’s idea. This way, she never has to be home alone with the kids. Tim can always be at home working, either making home vlogs or going upstairs with Nick to record the podcast. If they record it while the baby is sleeping, then Jenn really never has to deal with him on her own. Tim can finish recording and then go get Jackson from school. It’s the perfect way for her to never have to be in charge of the kids, and to also potentially have even less work to do if Tim is editing the podcasts.
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If that is the case she is even dumber than I give her credit for. I think somehow she has convinced herself that Nick is not a threat. Wake up time, girl, he may not throw you in a well feed you potato chips a la your new friend Amanduh (and Janet from another Planet, from All My Children fame) BUT he does want into those diaper shorts. Why....I have no idea.
 
court2022 said:
Oh dear God.

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Well there is no question who the dominant one appears to be. "That Tracks" is totally Tim-centric. Nick knows his place, I guess. But I do think a lot of this is TPD wanting to move up in the world of vlogging at whatever cost. I wonder what TPD's jilted Dad friend from the Happiest Podcast on Earth thinks about all this.
 
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