The Tim Tracker #126 Look, even his Schmekle is deep fried and greasy

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Thread recap: Dumb and Dumber continue to forget that they film their lives and continue to do the opposite of whatever they said they were going / not going to do. Daily vlogging has become an every once in a while home vlog with the worst timing/pre planning. Tim is desperate to get away from his 3 children as they slowly watch all of their successes and money fade away.
 
Apparently it doesn’t take much to confuse Mr. Know-It-All…
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Also, since he still has his blue check mark, I wonder if this means he’s decided to pay Elon for it or if twitter just hasn’t taken it away from him yet.
 
GrittyFacedBoo said:
Apparently it doesn’t take much to confuse Mr. Know-It-All…
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Also, since he still has his blue check mark, I wonder if this means he’s decided to pay Elon for it or if twitter just hasn’t taken it away from him yet.
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Thing with that is--if he would have researched it 2.5 seconds, instead of just reacting quickly, all of his questions would have been answered. Instead he posts his stupidity out on the internet.

For anyone interested the answer is: The term MagicBand can't be used internationally so they are changing the name for DCL. And yes, the Wish (but not the other ships) will be able to use your own MagicBand+ but not other old tech MagicBands. This info was "literally" to use their term, all over the Dis internet yesterday.
 
Can’t wait to hear them butcher the name Eleuthera. yes recap this cruise before they sail. They spend $1000 on more stuff before they leave. The pack the day before. They get there late, they had a “friend” drive as well because all of their luggage and useless tit couldn’t fit in the tesla. Said friend happens to be 2 nanny’s that will be underpaid, undervalued and over utilized. They’ll nonstop eat and complain about it since nothing is ever right. The room will be too small, because how in the world can a family of 4 that includes 2 small children not fit in a regular room?? Mind boggling. 🤦🏻‍♀️. More complaining about anything and everything. Dim will obsess about trivia night and then take a front row spot from a strangers kid for whatever show because he’s such a narcissist and he’s soooooo literally important. The whale will buy 2 more giant hats because the other ones no longer fit over ever-expanding head. She’ll also need to cover up her hair since she forgot her brush, again. Amongst all of this they’ll continue to eat anything and everything they can find. All in all it was a fantastic stay…except the room size, food portion size, soundproofing from their props, etc. ok. I’m going to get back to prepping my house for Easter and family.
 
JssLG317 said:
Can’t wait to hear them butcher the name Eleuthera. yes recap this cruise before they sail. They spend $1000 on more stuff before they leave. The pack the day before. They get there late, they had a “friend” drive as well because all of their luggage and useless tit couldn’t fit in the tesla. Said friend happens to be 2 nanny’s that will be underpaid, undervalued and over utilized. They’ll nonstop eat and complain about it since nothing is ever right. The room will be too small, because how in the world can a family of 4 that includes 2 small children not fit in a regular room?? Mind boggling. 🤦🏻‍♀️. More complaining about anything and everything. Dim will obsess about trivia night and then take a front row spot from a strangers kid for whatever show because he’s such a narcissist and he’s soooooo literally important. The whale will buy 2 more giant hats because the other ones no longer fit over ever-expanding head. She’ll also need to cover up her hair since she forgot her brush, again. Amongst all of this they’ll continue to eat anything and everything they can find. All in all it was a fantastic stay…except the room size, food portion size, soundproofing from their props, etc. ok. I’m going to get back to prepping my house for Easter and family.
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this was great. The most accurate part was no mention of them doing anything for or with the kids. They are literally the worst.
 
Speaking of taking shots….

Here’s your SWGS honey, Tim.
Sammie in the flesh!

Unfortunately for you, Tim, he is making the rounds of EPCOT world showcase consuming alcohol and caffeinated products.

(note: nothing wrong with that. But Tim makes a HUGE stink about how he doesn’t consume either of these (imo - just not on camera!))

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mjm9 said:
Speaking of taking shots….

Here’s your SWGS honey, Tim.
Sammie in the flesh!

Unfortunately for you, Tim, he is making the rounds of EPCOT world showcase consuming alcohol and caffeinated products.

(note: nothing wrong with that. But Tim makes a HUGE stink about how he doesn’t consume either of these (imo - just not on camera!))

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That's going on Dimmy's Pintrest wall, what could've been if this poor sap were still trapped in the Starcruiser.
 
Boobzmagee said:
Just how long can these 2 idiots walk around a Disney outlet....27 minutes...FFS. Oh Gin went to college in Gainesville almost 20 years ago, incase you didn't know.
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Wait, she JUST said she never gets to go out!!! Tim gets to do all the fun stuff!!! 🥴

Also, that just proves (what we said for the longest time) that she must have went to Santa Fe for a bit.

Because otherwise, she'd be screaming from the rooftops that she went to UF and is a Gator, even if for one semester.
(where she'd nevertheless give the impression she graduated after a full four years)
 
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