The Real Housewives of Cheshire

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Hanna had the most annoying cackle ever 😡and her hubby is getting more like nick a day Royston every day.

He’s the weirdest looking man on the show and that’s saying something! Given that they are both dentists (therefore clued up on facial anatomy) and he also has a basic medical qualification (again with the A&P), you’d think he’d have better Botox wouldn’t you? Do you think it’s a case of them losing track of what’s ‘normal’ because they all look stretched, shiny and startled, with the women having the added extra of ‘puffy’.

Hannah’s not got the puffy fillers look yet but imagine it’s only a matter of time. I hope not though as she has a delicate face and it would overwhelm her. Her face is immobile now though so she’ll go for the fillers in time, I’m sure.

As for Christine’s “I’ve forgotten my underwear” on the Greek trip 🙄.

Seema’s fashion label intrigues me. The prices are £££ but when we’ve seen the ‘showroom’ before it’s looked like TKMaxx. Each collection seems to have hundreds of different designs. Exclusive/designer fashion labels with similar prices tend to just have a few new pieces every season, maybe 15-20 items. Forever Unique seem to churn out overpriced glittery polyester fire hazards with gay abandon.
 
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He’s the weirdest looking man on the show and that’s saying something! Given that they are both dentists (therefore clued up on facial anatomy) and he also has a basic medical qualification (again with the A&P), you’d think he’d have better Botox wouldn’t you? Do you think it’s a case of them losing track of what’s ‘normal’ because they all look stretched, shiny and startled, with the women having the added extra of ‘puffy’.

Hannah’s not got the puffy fillers look yet but imagine it’s only a matter of time. I hope not though as she has a delicate face and it would overwhelm her. Her face is immobile now though so she’ll go for the fillers in time, I’m sure.

As for Christine’s “I’ve forgotten my underwear” on the Greek trip 🙄.

Seema’s fashion label intrigues me. The prices are £££ but when we’ve seen the ‘showroom’ before it’s looked like TKMaxx. Each collection seems to have hundreds of different designs. Exclusive/designer fashion labels with similar prices tend to just have a few new pieces every season, maybe 15-20 items. Forever Unique seem to churn out overpriced glittery polyester fire hazards with gay abandon.
They’re not that expensive? Cheaper than some high street stores like Reiss and Ted Baker.
 
They’re not that expensive? Cheaper than some high street stores like Reiss and Ted Baker.

Ah, my mistake then (though I think TB & Reiss are overpriced too). I googled her stuff and the RRP of £300+ for a polyester chiffon maxi dress just struck me as too much. I’ve had a look at their website and you’re right. They are more mid market/higher end high street.
 
Ah, my mistake then (though I think TB & Reiss are overpriced too). I googled her stuff and the RRP of £300+ for a polyester chiffon maxi dress just struck me as too much. I’ve had a look at their website and you’re right. They are more mid market/higher end high street.
Yeh agree they are overpriced too for not great designs or materials. I don’t like the style of her clothing anyway bit tacky.
 
“You’re not in Rome, you head” 😂
Sometimes Lauren nails it.

Christine with the selfies and posing in shop windows is just awful. She really is empty headed. All of the talk from her is sex related or about her body/sexuality is desperate and feels like an #ad for her seedy social media posts. Does she have an OnlyFans account? It feels very much like something she would do, what with all of her tacky suggestive TikToks and embarrassing IG posts.

The texture of Dawn’s skin is shocking
 
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Anyone see Dawns live last night with Nicola. Dawns nose looked really odd like she’d been punched in it but I couldn’t work out why

also wtf is this ‘as seen on dawnward4? That’s not Dawn? Or do I need an optician?
 

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“You’re not in Rome, you head” 😂
Sometimes Lauren nails it.

Christine with the selfies and posing in shop windows is just awful. She really is empty headed. All of the talk from her is sex related or about her body/sexuality is desperate and feels like an #ad for her seedy social media posts. Does she have an OnlyFans account? It feels very much like something she would do, what with all of her tacky suggestive TikToks and embarrassing IG posts.

The texture of Dawn’s skin is shocking
Christine would drive me insane! No way I could hang out with her!

Anyone see Dawns live last night with Nicola. Dawns nose looked really odd like she’d been punched in it but I couldn’t work out why

also wtf is this ‘as seen on dawnward4? That’s not Dawn? Or do I need an optician?
Lol not it’s not Dawn but I guess she wore that outfit before.
 
Just watched last nights episode...bleeping crying at Tanya falling down the steps 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did you notice that no one helped her bar Dawn! I felt sorry for Tanya it was clear she had hurt herself she has had some accidents on the show 🐎Remember the time she peed on the horse😂😂😂

Christine has a long sour face and never smiles maybe she has had so much Botox she can’t
She doesn’t really bring much to the show
 
I really don’t know what to make of dawn...like the fact she’s mean aside...what is actually wrong with her? Any normal person would watch back their behaviour and think tit I have gone way too far...she just does not understand what she’s done wrong ever...very strange.
I used to have a friend who did what dawn did...accused me of tit then when I asked what I’d apparently said about her she wouldn’t tell me?! She’s just jealous that Hannah actually has a brain
 
Christine is actually very intelligent and switched on. She is SO lovely and down to earth.
I've met her maybe a dozen times or so, we follow each other on social media and both do work for the same charities so go to the same events and meetings etc.
Everything you see on the show is done for effect. She without a doubt knows where Athens is, but it creates more of a talking point for her to come across as a dumb blonde in some situations 🤷🏻‍♀️

Did you notice that no one helped her bar Dawn! I felt sorry for Tanya it was clear she had hurt herself she has had some accidents on the show 🐎Remember the time she peed on the horse😂😂😂

Christine has a long sour face and never smiles maybe she has had so much Botox she can’t
She doesn’t really bring much to the show

She took her bloody time to help her too.
If I saw someone fall down marble steps like Tanya did id be over there in a shot.
Always makes an entrance bless her 😂🙈
 
Christine is actually very intelligent and switched on. She is SO lovely and down to earth.
I've met her maybe a dozen times or so, we follow each other on social media and both do work for the same charities so go to the same events and meetings etc.
Everything you see on the show is done for effect. She without a doubt knows where Athens is, but it creates more of a talking point for her to come across as a dumb blonde in some situations 🤷🏻‍♀️



She took her bloody time to help her too.
If I saw someone fall down marble steps like Tanya did id be over there in a shot.
Always makes an entrance bless her 😂🙈
The show comes across as That to get the viewers and it works Dawns a witch well I think everyone can be a witch! Esters a dizzy bimbo I know a few of them as well 😜Nicole looks like big Ang RIP 😢Lauren Like a cross dresser😘 Hanna like a fly you want to swat🦟 who does that leave Tanya the best of the bunch who f@@ks up and owns it she can hold her own but trips over fresh air 🤒and then Rachel desperate for a man ohh and Screama dull boring she’s a ladeeee
 
Christine is actually very intelligent and switched on. She is SO lovely and down to earth.
I've met her maybe a dozen times or so, we follow each other on social media and both do work for the same charities so go to the same events and meetings etc.
Everything you see on the show is done for effect. She without a doubt knows where Athens is, but it creates more of a talking point for her to come across as a dumb blonde in some situations 🤷🏻‍♀️
She comes across as a bit of a knob on Instagram as well though. Always half naked or doing provocative tik toks.

If she is intelligent - then I will never understand why she acts otherwise. Just don’t get women like that!

Why would you want to make out like you’re a bimbo who only has her body to rely on? Makes zero sense.
 
She comes across as a bit of a knob on Instagram as well though. Always half naked or doing provocative tik toks.

If she is intelligent - then I will never understand why she acts otherwise. Just don’t get women like that!

Why would you want to make out like you’re a bimbo who only has her body to rely on? Makes zero sense.
Exactly, she may well be lovely and down to earth, she doesn’t come across as a nasty person at all even amongst all the bitching but I don’t believe she is for one minute intelligent and it’s all put on for the show. The way she talks on her Instagram doesn’t come across as any more intelligent than she does on the show.
 
She comes across as a bit of a knob on Instagram as well though. Always half naked or doing provocative tik toks.

If she is intelligent - then I will never understand why she acts otherwise. Just don’t get women like that!

Why would you want to make out like you’re a bimbo who only has her body to rely on? Makes zero sense.

Yeah I agree.
Unless she's putting on a big act away from cameras, I'm not sure.
I can only go off how I've seen her in unplanned Q&A situations and she's never once come across like she was that dumb blonde. Always well articulated and smart 🤷🏻‍♀️
I know a few people that do the 'act stupid, it's attractive' thing and I never understood it.
Bit bizzare though for someone who's married with kids.
 
I’ve just watched last night’s episode. blimey!! DW is so aggressive. You can’t talk with her as she doesn’t listen and just shouts. I Really felt for Tanya but I also wanted her to just punch DW in the face 🤣. Why does the group put up with her? There doesn’t seem to be any of them with the balls to stand up to her. She backtracked about the Hannah argument. She was downright rude about her doing the YouTube videos etc. Her daughters are influencers? Give me a break! Never worked a day in their lives.
 
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