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I think restaurants etc can open up for filming I’m sure there was a townie disclaimer that said they’ve opened up just for us?
What happened with the coat? I’m assuming I fell into a deep slumber because this series is dull so far, I really hope we’re not going to be hearing about dead dads the whole time. It’s already boring and this new woman seems a bit of a one trick pony. My dad is dead and he didn’t get me to where I am from the after life, I did it. He isn’t watching over me, he’s dead. I’d laugh if a ‘psychic’ told me that.

also ‘ I was Lystra before this I’ll be Lystra after’ ... what’s that then love? A nobody? Someone who’s only personality trait is bouncing your tits and arse while saying you’re own name? Like a porn edition Pokémon?
 
HairyMaclary said:
I think restaurants etc can open up for filming I’m sure there was a townie disclaimer that said they’ve opened up just for us?
What happened with the coat? I’m assuming I fell into a deep slumber because this series is dull so far, I really hope we’re not going to be hearing about dead dads the whole time. It’s already boring and this new woman seems a bit of a one trick pony. My dad is dead and he didn’t get me to where I am from the after life, I did it. He isn’t watching over me, he’s dead. I’d laugh if a ‘psychic’ told me that.

also ‘ I was Lystra before this I’ll be Lystra after’ ... what’s that then love? A nobody? Someone who’s only personality trait is bouncing your tits and arse while saying you’re own name? Like a porn edition Pokémon?
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I hate to say this but Lystra looks like a tart, did you see the episode where she was in her new restaurant when the builders were in and her tits were out and her daughter was there? Yuck, put them away girl!
 
AngryBird101 said:
I don’t know but Lystra and Goodman were out on the town one night and it was in the Daily Fail...I’ll link it in a minute


www.dailymail.co.uk

Lauryn Goodman enjoys first night out since giving birth to son Kairo

The influencer, 29, headed to Boujee Restaurant and Bar, in Liverpool One, and was joined by Real Housewives Of Cheshire star Lystra Adams, who owns the trendy new hotspot
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk
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I have no idea who this Lauryn person is but all I can say is why move to the same place your ex fling who got you pregnant and then dumped you to go back to his long term baby momma lives ? It’s a bit stalkerish no ? And she named him kairo with a K to be unique? 🤣 also is this the woman whose face Lauren Goodger stole ?
Lastly, is she wearing nude tights 😩???
 
Dinkydonut said:
American tan tights 😂 my nene wore those bless her soul , what “young gelll” *lauren goodger voice* would wear nude tights with Valentino(?) sandals in this day and age?
Im not even going to start on Lystrene’s get up I don’t have the time🧐
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Maybe they were even hold ups or stockings!! She obviously CBA doing the fake tan so wore those horrific tan tights/hold ups/stockings, Lystra just constantly looks like she is on the hunt for man, the tits are constantly out and it’s horrible, I’m a heterosexual woman and when tits are huge and on display then I can’t help but look so god knows how hetero guys feel, I’m surprised the builders got any work done that day when she had them out at the restaurant, when it was being done, can you be taken seriously as a business woman dressed like that or am I being misogynistic? tit it ain’t MN so scrap that 🤣🤣🤣
 
AngryBird101 said:
Maybe they were even hold ups or stockings!! She obviously CBA doing the fake tan so wore those horrific tan tights/hold ups/stockings, Lystra just constantly looks like she is on the hunt for man, the tits are constantly out and it’s horrible, I’m a heterosexual woman and when tits are huge and on display then I can’t help but look so god knows how hetero guys feel, I’m surprised the builders got any work done that day when she had them out at the restaurant, when it was being done, can you be taken seriously as a business woman dressed like that or am I being misogynistic? tit it ain’t MN so scrap that 🤣🤣🤣
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I just find Lystrene so tragic and try hard , yes there should be more diversity in the RHOCH cast but really? Her ? She’s just a caricature at this point , she’s so desperate and try hard most of the time , the comedy tits and arse and the ridiculous lashes I just can’t with her, she’s just another version of Lauren, who I used to love but now she just makes me cringe. She’s another who always has to over sexualise everything now she’s single and over 50. I’ve not even been bothered to watch one episode of the new season yet , I used to like Tanya but now she’s just an annoying character with her gurning and falling over , her heads so far up Lystrenes arse her nose is brown. I’m not even going to start on the others who I don’t like Nicole, Hannah, Nick and Royston 🤮. Hang on I don’t think there’s anyone left who I do like anymore 😂😂😂
 
Dinkydonut said:
I just find Lystrene so tragic and try hard , yes there should be more diversity in the RHOCH cast but really? Her ? She’s just a caricature at this point , she’s so desperate and try hard most of the time , the comedy tits and arse and the ridiculous lashes I just can’t with her, she’s just another version of Lauren, who I used to love but now she just makes me cringe. She’s another who always has to over sexualise everything now she’s single and over 50. I’ve not even been bothered to watch one episode of the new season yet , I used to like Tanya but now she’s just an annoying character with her gurning and falling over , her heads so far up Lystrenes arse her nose is brown. I’m not even going to start on the others who I don’t like Nicole, Hannah, Nick and Royston 🤮. Hang on I don’t think there’s anyone left who I do like anymore 😂😂😂
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The Cheshire HW and the Jersey HW are both tit, it’s the American HW that are true real HW in every sense, in Cheshire then the story lines are so bleeping noting that they have to make tit up, a HW with only footballers wives would be brilliant, like all the serial cheating footballers wives would be gold, and if their side pieces came up on the program too then even better!

Lystra just looks cheap and I bet her body and clothes are anythimg but cheap, she also dresses like an 18 year old.
 
Dinkydonut said:
I have no idea who this Lauryn person is but all I can say is why move to the same place your ex fling who got you pregnant and then dumped you to go back to his long term baby momma lives ? It’s a bit stalkerish no ? And she named him kairo with a K to be unique? 🤣 also is this the woman whose face Lauren Goodger stole ?
Lastly, is she wearing nude tights 😩???
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I HATE (and I don’t use that word often) Pan face Lauryn and her media manipulation. She had a bunk up and got pregnant but he doesn’t want her and she has gone full psycho ever since. Everything she does is for media attention and Annie (the actual fiancé and mother of the baby daddy’s 3 kids) was briefly on RHOC. Hence why Pan face is clinging onto Lystra. Also... Pan Face has form for coming out of and into clubs and bars at the same time as celebs and footballers so the pics (by her pap) make them look friendlier than they are, and in some cases they have never met her, the nut job! She really boils my piss. 😡
 
Noseybonk said:
I HATE (and I don’t use that word often) Pan face Lauryn and her media manipulation. She had a bunk up and got pregnant but he doesn’t want her and she has gone full psycho ever since. Everything she does is for media attention and Annie (the actual fiancé and mother of the baby daddy’s 3 kids) was briefly on RHOC. Hence why Pan face is clinging onto Lystra. Also... Pan Face has form for coming out of and into clubs and bars at the same time as celebs and footballers so the pics (by her pap) make them look friendlier than they are, and in some cases they have never met her, the nut job! She really boils my piss. 😡
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Who’s the fiancé 😱
 
Noseybonk said:
I HATE (and I don’t use that word often) Pan face Lauryn and her media manipulation. She had a bunk up and got pregnant but he doesn’t want her and she has gone full psycho ever since. Everything she does is for media attention and Annie (the actual fiancé and mother of the baby daddy’s 3 kids) was briefly on RHOC. Hence why Pan face is clinging onto Lystra. Also... Pan Face has form for coming out of and into clubs and bars at the same time as celebs and footballers so the pics (by her pap) make them look friendlier than they are, and in some cases they have never met her, the nut job! She really boils my piss. 😡
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I bet she was trying to get info from Lystra about Annie and Kyle, she is a pure psycho and at first I felt for her a little and then I read all the threads in here about her, and the DM stories and I can 100% see what she is all about.

If she hadn’t lied to Kyle about getting pregnant and he wasn’t interested then I would see why she was angry about certain things but she lied to him and said that she couldn’t get pregnant and then demands houses and cars and is pissed that he isn’t interested in the baby (her really) and that he doesn’t help but as much as a bleep as KW is, then he genuinely thought he was getting a quick shag and yet she wants him on the hook for the next 18 years, she is crazy and obsessed and when the duck is she going to figure out that really, she is in a better predicament than Annie is if you think about it, Annie may ‘have’ Kyle but he will always cheat on her as long as he has the opportunity, and KW knows that Annie will put up with it because she has so far and so in KW mind then when he cheats he knows that Annie will make him stew for a bit but she will always go back to him, and that instability isn’t good for their boys either, and their role model of a woman in a relationship is one that accepts cheating, no doubt at least one of their boys will grow up to be the same.

Lauryn is single now therefore she will be stronger because of this, and really, she should be glad that KW doesn’t want her as she would be in for a lifetime of heartache and insecurity too, or she may well be one of those silly types of women that thinks she can change him and that he won’t cheat on her, 🙄🙄 Lauryn has to know that you can legally force a man to cough up money wise but you can’t legally force a man to be interested in his kid, which will only last for as long as he wants Annie, if there is ever a day that he gets fed up of Annie for good then I think he will want to see he and Lauryns son, that’s if he cares but surely he must be curious?!
 
Noseybonk said:
I HATE (and I don’t use that word often) Pan face Lauryn and her media manipulation. She had a bunk up and got pregnant but he doesn’t want her and she has gone full psycho ever since. Everything she does is for media attention and Annie (the actual fiancé and mother of the baby daddy’s 3 kids) was briefly on RHOC. Hence why Pan face is clinging onto Lystra. Also... Pan Face has form for coming out of and into clubs and bars at the same time as celebs and footballers so the pics (by her pap) make them look friendlier than they are, and in some cases they have never met her, the nut job! She really boils my piss. 😡
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I know of girls who used to do the exact same thing, my friend was the girlfriend of a very problematic footballer who had a fling with Danielle Lloyd and then threatened to expose her for the football groupie stalker she was , he told myself and my friend all about the wannabe glamour models and wannabe reality stars who used to cling on to any footballer to try and achieve WAG status like it was a badge of honour and that’s why a lot of these footballers wives let their men get away with treating them so badly as they’re scared to give up the lifestyle and go back to dating a normal guy hence why the jump from baller to baller n team to team. The guys all swap stories about these girls and have bets as to who can bed each other’s hook up.
 
Dinkydonut said:
I know of girls who used to do the exact same thing, my friend was the girlfriend of a very problematic footballer who had a fling with Danielle Lloyd and then threatened to expose her for the football groupie stalker she was , he told myself and my friend all about the wannabe glamour models and wannabe reality stars who used to cling on to any footballer to try and achieve WAG status like it was a badge of honour and that’s why a lot of these footballers wives let their men get away with treating them so badly as they’re scared to give up the lifestyle and go back to dating a normal guy hence why the jump from baller to baller n team to team. The guys all swap stories about these girls and have bets as to who can bed each other’s hook up.
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As bad as some of these men are then there is part of me that almost doesn’t blame them, if women are prepared to act this way then that’s on them, lots of these women seem to have no brains.

Money can change people, and I can sort of understand why after some women are married to millionaire footballers and taken all over the world etc etc, then how on earth could they go back to a normal man who earns say £30k a year, it’s easy to criticise them you just don’t know what you would do, although going after footballers is different to being with one who then cheats on you, although surely Coleen Rooney for example, knows that she would have plenty money even if she did divorce Wayne so maybe she doesn’t mind him sleeping about, who knows but lots of women only care if their man catches feelings for the women they sleep with and many many men are weak when it comes to opportunities to cheat, and some women get this, the way I see it is if you are a man that knows he will get bored of sleeping with the one woman then he really is in no position to get married.
 
AngryBird101 said:
I hate to say this but Lystra looks like a tart, did you see the episode where she was in her new restaurant when the builders were in and her tits were out and her daughter was there? Yuck, put them away girl!
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She is so artificial looking it’s ridiculous. She was actually really attractive before all the work too. I hope her daughter doesn’t follow in her Mums cosmetic footsteps.
I bet Lystra is really hard work to be in a relationship with too, when she blows, she reaaalllly BLOWS her top🌪 🤬🤬🤬

Obvious gold digger too.
Reminds me of Ester. They date these uber rich older guys, then try to pass their wealth off as “ strong, self made independent business women, “ Yeah, right 😏
 
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Minxmonx said:
She is so artificial looking it’s ridiculous. She was actually really attractive before all the work too. I hope her daughter doesn’t follow in her Mums cosmetic footsteps.
I bet Lystra is really hard work to be in a relationship with too, when she blows, she reaaalllly BLOWS her top🌪 🤬🤬🤬

Obvious gold digger too.
Reminds me of Ester. They date these uber rich older guys, then try to pass their wealth off as “ strong, self made independent business women, “ Yeah, right 😏
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Exactly the same as Tanya when she started selling something in a department store, I can’t remember what she sold or what store it was in, but she held her ‘event’ on the show and proceeded to go on about how she was self made etc, etc and it’s like no hun, you married a football player and if it wasn’t for him then she wouldn’t have been able to afford her own business!

Tanya doesn’t put much stock into her daughters education either as she went on holiday the year her daughter had her exams!
 
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