The Real Housewives #11

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Loved Teresa at the beginning. She was just everything you could want in a HW. When she came back from being away, I liked her then too as I thought she got humbled. But now…. I think she’s bleeping boring. It’s the same lack of accountability, time and time again and it’s ruining the show. Also, the jealousy was ripping out of her when she met Jackie and Evan and she purposely spread a false cheating rumours at his party 🤮 The only good thing about Teresa is her kids, the might be social influencing wee hoes, but they seem well behaved and actually semi intelligent.

Rinna, I’ve never liked. For someone who says “own it” as much as she does, it’s mind blowing how she never actually owns anything. When she told Kyle that Eden said Kim was “close to death” that was the in the coffin for me and Rinna. She completely fabricated the whole thing to make Eden look bad and because she knew that Kyle and Kim were estranged at the time. Imagine saying that to someone about their own sister. She tried to get in between Kyle and Kathy too with the alleged gay slur that Rinna wasn’t even present to witness.
Also, she pimps her daughters out 🤣
I hope Rinna didn’t encourage her daughter to have buccal fat removal to fit the current beauty standards because she looks bloody awful … but I suspect she has and I hope her daughter doesn’t grow to regret getting it 😭
 

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My ranking:
1. Jenna Lyons: she’s fabulous; agree with her about small talk being kryptonite, although the can of Heinz Beans doesn’t make sense to me… Branston, surely?
2. Erin: she’s slick
3. Ubah: she’s sweet
4. Jessel: she’s dull
5. Sai: she’s duller

Whoops
6. Bryn: forgot her... how telling
 
Loved Teresa at the beginning. She was just everything you could want in a HW. When she came back from being away, I liked her then too as I thought she got humbled. But now…. I think she’s bleeping boring. It’s the same lack of accountability, time and time again and it’s ruining the show. Also, the jealousy was ripping out of her when she met Jackie and Evan and she purposely spread a false cheating rumours at his party 🤮 The only good thing about Teresa is her kids, the might be social influencing wee hoes, but they seem well behaved and actually semi intelligent.

Rinna, I’ve never liked. For someone who says “own it” as much as she does, it’s mind blowing how she never actually owns anything. When she told Kyle that Eden said Kim was “close to death” that was the in the coffin for me and Rinna. She completely fabricated the whole thing to make Eden look bad and because she knew that Kyle and Kim were estranged at the time. Imagine saying that to someone about their own sister. She tried to get in between Kyle and Kathy too with the alleged gay slur that Rinna wasn’t even present to witness.
Also, she pimps her daughters out 🤣
Ok fair enough. These are all really good points - I'm loving your insights.

Here's mine -

Top Housewives
Bethenny Frankell - She has such sass and her one liners are iconic. She doesn't shy away from confrontation, and says it like it is. 'Shut the duck up with your new beginnings'
Teresa Guidice - She is RHONJ. The show would be nothing without her - the fact that they paused filming for the year that she was in prison says it all.
Sonja Morgan - A true HW legend. From being part of an American dynasty family, the 7 million dollar lawsuit, the toaster ovens, the townhouse, the young boyfriends, the clothing line, the constant name dropping - Prince Albert, The Kennedys, The Trumps. The chaos is incredible. 'Don't touch the Morgan letters'
Luann Delesseps - She had a character arch like no other. Her journey from Countess to convict to cabaret performer was iconic. 'Be cool, don't be all like, uncool'


Worst Housewives
Teddi
Tinsley
Cindy


Underated Housewives
Joyce. Hear me out - she was the only one who truly stood up to Brandi when she was being a racist bully. She didn't have any support from the other ladies when Brandi was arguing with her and she held her own in such a classy way. I feel like she would have given more had she had another season.


Worst “Husbands”
Jim Marchese RHONJ - he was on the worst season on RHONJ, but to be fair he brought the drama. Who remembers when he said that the twins mother was sleeping with Rino?!😂


Best Husbands
Evan Goldschneider RHONJ - such a class act


Best Friends of
Kathy Hilton RHOBH - I know there is a lot said about her and she doesn't seem like the greatest person ever. But on the show she gave some much needed comic relief on RHOBH - Who is Hunky Dory?..
Rosie RHONJ - would love to see the Walkiles back on the show
Danielle Staub RHONJ - The woman is truly reality TV gold, BUT only in a 'friend of' role in my opinion.
The morally corrupt Faye Resnick - I would actually like to see her as a HW - she has a lot to bring to the show and is ridiculously connected.


Worst Friends of -
Jen Fessler RHONJ - What did she bring to the show?!
Marisa Zanuck, RHOBH - Again, didn't bring anything to the show. Her storyline was literally saying that her husband is more attracted to her than she is to him, and her father in law dying.


Best moments
There are so many, but these came to my mind first -

  • RHOBH - The Amsterdam dinner - 'Don't talk about the husband' ... 'BEAST?!'
  • RHONY - Scary Island was of course iconic, but what people often fail to mention is the surprise arrival of Jill & Bobby - Aren't you happy to see me? - Alex literally shaking and breaking out in a rash 😂
  • RHONY - The moment during Scary Island when Kelly said that Bethenny was mean to her friend Gwyneth and Bethenny responds 'Who's Gwyneth?' and Kelly says 'Gwyneth Paltrow' 😂😂😂😂😂 Bethenny just looked completely bewildered.
  • Dinner Party from hell in RHOBH with the psychic.
  • RHONY - Dorinda arguing with Sonja in the Italian restaurant and then bursting out 'CLIP....CLIP...CLIP'
  • I know it was nasty but the argument in the boutique in RHONJ which resulted in the hair pull between Danielle Staub and Margaret Josephs was iconic.
  • RHONJ - The Posche fashion show where Teresa decided to stir up a rumour about Melissa being a stripper.
 
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