The Kearns #56 Deez grifter Kearnts are rollin' in cash, buyin' the Tags and all things flash

[Swamp Life]

New thread, my first time making a new thread so shout out if I’ve done it wrong.

Congratulations to @StateOfMind for the thread title.

We’ve seen Sarah launch Project Glow, then forget about it. It’s probably down in the RSL Foyer with all the other discarded Kearns toys.

Sarah has finally discovered Canva, which is her answer to everything - for this week.

The cash that Project Glow by Sarah Kearns brought in has promptly been spent, namely on;
- new phone
- new speaker for phone
- new TV
- new couch
- a smoker
- Tag watch for Sarah’s Dad’s birthday
- endless other items which escape me and someone can remind me of.

Here’s hoping there’s funds left for Christmas presents, how will the little Kearnts survive if Christmas is not bigger and better than last year? Reminds me of Dudley Dursley on his birthday iykyk

Sarah and her sister seem to have fallen out again. There’s still time for them to make up (and fall out again) before Christmas!

Speaking of Christmas, Sarah is yet to make it her entire personality this year. She is though telling her stadium every night to ‘move yo elf’ and thinking she’s nailing her content.

Carry on lovelies. Wear the shorts, Sarah’s are a size small coz she’s skinny now.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Thank you @Swamp Life! Great recap. Let’s do disssss!

 

[canijustsay]

The follower numbers are dropping rapidly!

 

[Filter Free February]

New thread, my first time making a new thread so shout out if I’ve done it wrong.

Congratulations to @StateOfMind for the thread title.

We’ve seen Sarah launch Project Glow, then forget about it. It’s probably down in the RSL Foyer with all the other discarded Kearns toys.

Sarah has finally discovered Canva, which is her answer to everything - for this week.

The cash that Project Glow by Sarah Kearns brought in has promptly been spent, namely on;
- new phone
- new speaker for phone
- new TV
- new couch
- a smoker
- Tag watch for Sarah’s Dad’s birthday
- endless other items which escape me and someone can remind me of.

Here’s hoping there’s funds left for Christmas presents, how will the little Kearnts survive if Christmas is not bigger and better than last year? Reminds me of Dudley Dursley on his birthday iykyk

Sarah and her sister seem to have fallen out again. There’s still time for them to make up (and fall out again) before Christmas!

Speaking of Christmas, Sarah is yet to make it her entire personality this year. She is though telling her stadium every night to ‘move yo elf’ and thinking she’s nailing her content.

Carry on lovelies. Wear the shorts, Sarah’s are a size small coz she’s skinny now.

Could be done to the 12 days of Christmas song - and a concert with VIP tickets for the favourite middle child. Good recap. Could post it on their page directly if someone wants to get blocked on a burner account lol

 

[fulltimeEffluenter]

Could be done to the 12 days of Christmas song - and a concert with VIP tickets for the favourite middle child. Good recap. Could post it on their page directly if someone wants to get blocked on a burner account lol

brb just going to have a word with Sez’s bestie ChatGPT

 

[AJAYA]

The ugly turds are so kind and respectful. This a ad actually makes me want to cancel my WGAC subscription.

 

[fulltimeEffluenter]

ChatGPT has delivered the goods and I will copy and paste straight back because I’m acknowledging that I am in a fraud and not selling myself as sparkling apple juice when I am in fact actually just fermented piss

Sure! Here’s a fun remake of the “12 Days of Christmas” featuring Sez and your requested items:


On the twelfth day of Christmas, Sez gave to me

Family peace and love,
A Christmas tree that fits,
A JB Hifi trip,
A stylish towel skirt,
A new lounge set,
A Tag Heuer watch for Daddio,
A mic for my phone,
A speaker for the phone!
A brand-new phone,
A meat smoker smoking,
A 600-inch TV,

And a VIP Kane Brown ticket spree!


(For transparency’s sake, I will admit that I cut it short and only shared the last verse. The entire song was too nauseating)

 

[StateOfMind]

Well Sez has just now done a ad for something perfect for 'the person who has everything'....toilet paper! Obviously a great gift for her boys as they have EVERYTHING already. Plus, she speaks a lot of tit, also her husband works in an actual TOILET so it's a match made in heaven really

 

[bessloves]

The ugly turds are so kind and respectful. This a ad actually makes me want to cancel my WGAC subscription.

I did cancel my subscription when they started using Jessiiiikkkkkkaaa Wilson and Kyree

 

[fulltimeEffluenter]

The ugly turds are so kind and respectful. This a ad actually makes me want to cancel my WGAC subscription.

Ahh man, lucky I just got my gnome edition just before I have to ditch them

 

[loveinfluenzas]

The ugly turds are so kind and respectful. This a ad actually makes me want to cancel my WGAC subscription.

I've just cancelled my subscription after seeing this. I refuse to support any companies that pay her to advertise their products!

 

[Swamp Life]

So a few days ago when she posted the elves with the toilet rolls, clearly showing the wgac branding - did that breach ad standards if she is working with them?

 

[amiritefellas]

Ahh this ad explains the sneaky use of the TP in the elf pic the other night. Should have seen this coming.
---

So a few days ago when she posted the elves with the toilet rolls, clearly showing the wgac branding - did that breach ad standards if she is working with them?

Jinx

 

[canijustsay]

I've just cancelled my subscription after seeing this. I refuse to support any companies that pay her to advertise their products!

Email the company and tell them.

you’d think Brad would be able to rework the Vegas advent calendar for Christmas….

 

[fulltimeEffluenter]

Email the company and tell them.

you’d think Brad would be able to rework the Vegas advent calendar for Christmas….

They asked why I left…. Something something consumerism, something doxxing something something fake legal letters something something….

 

[DoomScroller]

I used to like Who Gives a Crap… I can’t stand when charity related orgs use influencers.

 

[GlenCocoGoneLoco]

She seems to have more ads now she's with that agency. Wonder what they are charging in commission?

 

[Stay Classy]

As a subscriber of WGAC, this is so disappointing. I could barely handle the fact that they gave Jeeessssiikkaa Wilson a box, but giving one to the Kearnts had tipped me over the edge. I just sent WGAC some polite feedback.

 

[mummasoc]

I was actually considering subscribing to WGAC. Definitely won’t be now. Anyone got a good alternative ?

 

[IAmSometimesTheWalrus]

I was actually considering subscribing to WGAC. Definitely won’t be now. Anyone got a good alternative ?

About A Dog

About A Dog is your new online subscription service for recycled toilet paper, paper towels, and tissues. Donating 50% of the profits to helping animals in need.

aboutadog.com.au

These folk! Theirs is fully made in Australia and when you purchase, you can choose which rescue service to support. Have been going between this and WGAC because I’m a sucker for the WGAC colours but they’ve tipped me over the edge now with Messiii and Sez, I won’t be going back and will be telling them why…