The Ingham Family #342 The scariest thing about Chrish Ingram is that comb over of his!

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Thanks for the new thread @OliviaPope. I'd started typing a new one but dozed off!

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The long-awaited house tour - just as underwhelming as anticipated. No real surprises.

Of course (according to Saz) the camera made everything look smaller than IRL and they didn't dare show Isabelle's broom cupboard but we were treated to a mood-setting candle lighting ceremony and background music - a cheesy piano jazz track called "My Warm Bed". (Whoever wrote that was probably not thinking about a single, fold-down bed for brokies, like Creepy's, but "My Warm Chair-bed" doesn't have quite the same ring to it! 🤭)

The ceilings are apparently really high, compensating for the lack of floor space. 🤭 They're trying not to show off the beautiful cottage-cheese-esque ceiling tiles in the office/staffroom kitchen.

Isabelle apparently went out for the evening with friends (driving range, possibly Topgolf?) and "sneaked" back in at 3am. The 19 year old woman got her stepfather to wait up for her and open the door, to let her in, because she doesn't have her own key. Hardly sneaky behaviour!

Esme has been reading erotic fiction (with parents' permission) and enjoys ruffling the feathers of disapproving folk, giving them something to talk about. She also supposedly met up with friends at a mall but they weren't seen/heard.

So much shopping but all the malls look the same. 😴 They've mentioned other mall-based activities like a ski slope and rollercoaster but who needs that when there's roughly 5000 branches of Mumuso (and other identical shops) to explore? 🙄

Isla enjoyed a 'special' shopping day with her Mum. Sarah has an emotional "moment", seeing her sweet and innocent daughter looking so beautiful. Some Tattlers saw Sarah's reaction as a guilty conscience (for generally treating Isla badly and neglecting her), trying to buy her daughter's affection by showering her with gifts.

Chris is now known as "Chrish", courtesy of a legendary Starbucks employee who presumably misheard Creepy (and to be fair, probably doesn't speak English as their first language, which might cause some confusion.) Speculation about a possible denture malfunction being to blame. 😆

Chrish continues to pretend that he's a business and marketing guru. In recent posts he's apparently alluded to some 'creative' accounting practices, claiming that his UK ltd company has been unused for some time, despite it being listed as active on Companies House. Something doesn't seem to add up so hopefully the UK tax man is paying attention! 🙏

Mr £10k joined his wife on a tour of Aldi/Lidl-alikes, sampling the budget supermarkets of Doobuy, just for fun. Fortnum & Masons must've been closed that day.
 
I’ve reported last nights vlog for child endangerment with Jace putting a PLASTIC BAG ON HIS HEAD can everyone else please do the same if someone can explain how to upload the shot I will

And what’s the big deal about Adidas? I’ve been wearing Adidas Sambas for years even the clothes
My wife wears Adidas, North Face, Nike and Under Armour for the gym all the time
My daughter swears by Nike and North Face
My son wears all Nike but he is a assistant manager at JD gyms
So can’t see the big deal about them showing all the new brand gear, Sarah and Chris should’ve been buying brand gear years ago instead of all the Shein & TEMU tit no good buying it near the end of their tit show channel what’s going down quicker than the sun in Dubai
 
Izzy’s shopping vlog yawn.
Isla opening tubs of slime and jabbing her fingers in them and putting them back on the shelf.
Using a massager on each others sweaty backs.
Isabelle then attempting to try new trainers on with her sweaty bare feet and ‘worker’ having to intervene and get her to use a sock first.
Then has the nerve to complain it took her absolute ages to find pens to buy because she felt many had been used as testers!
By the time they leave a shop everything in there is technically second hand by the time they’ve mauled at it all. Feral tramps handling clothes in shops with one hand holding a take out drink. Drink the thing and continue shopping. No manners or respect.
 
On the off chance Chrish does fly back with the girls for the TS concert, imagine his anxiety now. He’s been threatening, provoking and acting ( well, attempting to) all ‘ard’, forgetting people know when they are due back for the concert. If he was looking over his shoulders, before. He’ll be certainly having to look over them this time. I’m just waiting for the excuse of “ the haters and trolls are why the girls can’t go to the concert”. There’s not a cat in hells chance Esmelovemyself would not have been bragging, constantly these past few weeks yet she’s hardly mentioned TS AT ALL. I still believe the tickets are not real but on the off chance they are and they do go… I can’t wait to see Chris’ watching over his shoulders and shaking like a shitting dog.
What’s Lizabel going to do? Sake her Hello Kitty lip balm at the road men? Ezmepoutqueen will be too busy eye bleeping her reflection to help him. These next few weeks are going to be interesting!
 
alex43765 said:
On the off chance Chrish does fly back with the girls for the TS concert, imagine his anxiety now. He’s been threatening, provoking and acting ( well, attempting to) all ‘ard’, forgetting people know when they are due back for the concert. If he was looking over his shoulders, before. He’ll be certainly having to look over them this time. I’m just waiting for the excuse of “ the haters and trolls are why the girls can’t go to the concert”. There’s not a cat in hells chance Esmelovemyself would not have been bragging, constantly these past few weeks yet she’s hardly mentioned TS AT ALL. I still believe the tickets are not real but on the off chance they are and they do go… I can’t wait to see Chris’ watching over his shoulders and shaking like a shitting dog.
What’s Lizabel going to do? Sake her Hello Kitty lip balm at the road men? Ezmepoutqueen will be too busy eye bleeping her reflection to help him. These next few weeks are going to be interesting!
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If they do go there are going to be a lot of other (and better) fathers there too. He gives his sleazy greasy game a go on any of their daughters and the pallid ponce will be for the high jump.
 
paolo said:
Look at the indentations on Lazy's neck after she touches her neck
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What the heck!??

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I noticed that a few vlogs back too when Aura was grabbing at her neck and chest. My dad’s legs used to be like that but he suffered with fluid retention ( if I called it correctly). Hers is prob a mix of heat and weight but on the off chance there’s more to it. She’ll just say the haters are digging too much 🤣
 
paolo said:
Look at the indentations on Lazy's neck after she touches her neck
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What the heck!??
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I'm no expert but, to me, it doesn't look like deep indentations (like when she was pregnant and had that terrible pitting in her swollen legs) but it does look like slight blanching of the skin, which can be a sign of poor blood circulation. It possibly looks worse because she's a bit sunburned but she should take it as an indication of her neglected health and heed the warning.
 
Klp86 said:
I hope they come back to see Taylor and I hope Esme has an epic strop when she doesn’t get the 22 hat 🤣🤣
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I’m still convinced they’ll do a post claiming they’ve been scammed and tickets not valid so they don’t come back over for the show. I just can’t believe they wouldn’t be more excited. There’s no making bracelets or doing outfit ideas which you’d expect surely.
 
xvictoriax said:
I’m still convinced they’ll do a post claiming they’ve been scammed and tickets not valid so they don’t come back over for the show. I just can’t believe they wouldn’t be more excited. There’s no making bracelets or doing outfit ideas which you’d expect surely.
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Be even more funny if they were legit scammed. Sarah flexing they’ve got vip tickets and it turns out they’re not real tickets 🤣
 
xvictoriax said:
I’m still convinced they’ll do a post claiming they’ve been scammed and tickets not valid so they don’t come back over for the show. I just can’t believe they wouldn’t be more excited. There’s no making bracelets or doing outfit ideas which you’d expect surely.
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Oh crikey yes. All you need to do is look at the Swifty thread here & they're posting outfits and make-up ideas for weeks before their show is on. And all of those people are over 18. The tween & teen fans are at it tenfold.
 
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