Congrats @Malcolm Conkers 
TLDR
They've finally moved in to their new place. Everyone can see how small and basic it is but Lazy Bucket is doing her best to keep up appearances, insisting that it's spacious and that everyone has their own space. Isabelle has her own maid's cupboard but nobody else has their own room.
More of the usual....Shopping for Esme's birthday, hanging out at the pool and the beach.
Lots of chat about the possibility of another baby, fuelling speculation as to whether or not Lazy may even be preggers already, especially as Frank is back and Creepy keeps pawing at his wife, with his E.T. fingers.
Creepy claimed to have been visited by Lazy's late mother with a message from beyond the grave...something about using Lazy's failed sterilisation as an opportunity to have another child. (Sarah would be absolutely mad to try for another, putting her body through that, but apparently Creepy always gets what he wants so we'll see...)
After becoming such a regular feature in the early Dubai days, new bessies, Raj & Suzie, seem to have gone AWOL. Should we send out a search party or throw them a party for a (stitch-up) job well done?
TLDR
They've finally moved in to their new place. Everyone can see how small and basic it is but Lazy Bucket is doing her best to keep up appearances, insisting that it's spacious and that everyone has their own space. Isabelle has her own maid's cupboard but nobody else has their own room.
More of the usual....Shopping for Esme's birthday, hanging out at the pool and the beach.
Lots of chat about the possibility of another baby, fuelling speculation as to whether or not Lazy may even be preggers already, especially as Frank is back and Creepy keeps pawing at his wife, with his E.T. fingers.
Creepy claimed to have been visited by Lazy's late mother with a message from beyond the grave...something about using Lazy's failed sterilisation as an opportunity to have another child. (Sarah would be absolutely mad to try for another, putting her body through that, but apparently Creepy always gets what he wants so we'll see...)
After becoming such a regular feature in the early Dubai days, new bessies, Raj & Suzie, seem to have gone AWOL. Should we send out a search party or throw them a party for a (stitch-up) job well done?
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Why is Esme begging for a Pomeranian if they are living in Dubai? Not only is is far too hot for humans let alone little fluffy dogs, they don’t give a 
Also saying he’s sharing with permission, when has he ever given a thought to his kids privacy? 
Brokies in Dubai 
