Congratulations @Big frank - fab thread title
TLDR
Jace's birthday celebrations
The whole family went to XscapeYorkshire for trampolining, mooching about the amusement arcade and watching Creepy take the birthday boy for a quick spin in the go-karts. Creepy panicked when some "roadmen" stormed the trampoline park. He got Security to chase them out but Izzy already had it covered with the most powerful dirty look you never did see.
The playroom was magically transformed overnight (by a creepy 'Fairy Oddfather') with the installation of outdoor play equipment clearly unsuitable for the space (part of Jace's birthday presents). Creepy said we weren't ready for it. Tru dat, bruv!
Easter
40+ big chocolate eggs were placed on the grass for their crappy egg hunt (hunting optional, blindfold required). Sadly Creepy didn't skid on dog tit this year.
There was controversy over the "extravagant" Easter celebrations with excessive chocolate and gift baskets - vlog comments complained about it being Christmas v2. Disgusting display of greed and insensitivity, selfishly flaunting it to others.
Lazy's haircut
Most agreed it was better to have the straggly ends lopped off but it's not much of a restyle, just shorter...cue much debate about the quality/suitability of the cut and the fact that Creepy filmed the stylist at work.
Secret 2 Year Plan
Clickbaited family meeting which left nobody any the wiser....just another thing teased but kept private, like their home ed arrangements, the welfare of the guinea pigs, Jace's reading skills and Isabelle's entrepreneurial credentials.
Isabelle's first tattoos
A very giddy Creepy took Isabelle (and the vlogging camera) to get her first ink - a rearview mirror "Keep Travelling" design on her arm (I wonder if she realises that this type of tattoo is popular with Harry Styles fans) and a Katie Price-esque bow design woman stamp on her front lower hip area, below the waist.
Much speculation about the personal significance/meaning, the quality of artistry and how long before she regrets them. General consensus of Tattlers is that they're not great designs and not done very well.
Misc....
Isla said that she likes matching outfits with Mila and Lazy enables it despite the big age difference and Isla approaching her teen years.
Creepy keeps holding baby Aurora like a sack of spuds, not well supported. His innapropriate hand placement is causing some concern.
On a slightly OT note, kind and compassionate Tattlers rallied to give support to those amongst us who particularly need it at the moment. Not a rare occurrence but worth noting because YOU ALL ROCK!
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From the old thread - credit @Otterwise
Temu Kathy Bates
TLDR
Jace's birthday celebrations
The whole family went to XscapeYorkshire for trampolining, mooching about the amusement arcade and watching Creepy take the birthday boy for a quick spin in the go-karts. Creepy panicked when some "roadmen" stormed the trampoline park. He got Security to chase them out but Izzy already had it covered with the most powerful dirty look you never did see.
The playroom was magically transformed overnight (by a creepy 'Fairy Oddfather') with the installation of outdoor play equipment clearly unsuitable for the space (part of Jace's birthday presents). Creepy said we weren't ready for it. Tru dat, bruv!
Easter
40+ big chocolate eggs were placed on the grass for their crappy egg hunt (hunting optional, blindfold required). Sadly Creepy didn't skid on dog tit this year.
There was controversy over the "extravagant" Easter celebrations with excessive chocolate and gift baskets - vlog comments complained about it being Christmas v2. Disgusting display of greed and insensitivity, selfishly flaunting it to others.
Lazy's haircut
Most agreed it was better to have the straggly ends lopped off but it's not much of a restyle, just shorter...cue much debate about the quality/suitability of the cut and the fact that Creepy filmed the stylist at work.
Secret 2 Year Plan
Clickbaited family meeting which left nobody any the wiser....just another thing teased but kept private, like their home ed arrangements, the welfare of the guinea pigs, Jace's reading skills and Isabelle's entrepreneurial credentials.
Isabelle's first tattoos
A very giddy Creepy took Isabelle (and the vlogging camera) to get her first ink - a rearview mirror "Keep Travelling" design on her arm (I wonder if she realises that this type of tattoo is popular with Harry Styles fans) and a Katie Price-esque bow design woman stamp on her front lower hip area, below the waist.
Much speculation about the personal significance/meaning, the quality of artistry and how long before she regrets them. General consensus of Tattlers is that they're not great designs and not done very well.
Misc....
Isla said that she likes matching outfits with Mila and Lazy enables it despite the big age difference and Isla approaching her teen years.
Creepy keeps holding baby Aurora like a sack of spuds, not well supported. His innapropriate hand placement is causing some concern.
On a slightly OT note, kind and compassionate Tattlers rallied to give support to those amongst us who particularly need it at the moment. Not a rare occurrence but worth noting because YOU ALL ROCK!
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From the old thread - credit @Otterwise
Temu Kathy Bates
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