HOW WE CELEBRATED THE START OF THE NEW YEAR!
Lazy says no one gets up before midday on New Years Day unless they’re going to work. The older girls woke up after midday and it was a record.
Not a record; they have woken up at 1:30pm before. Lazy woke up at 9:30am and dozed until 10:30am. Jace and Mila woke up at 11:30am.
They’re having New Years Day dinner today. It was a tradition to go to Nannar’s when Lazy was growing up. It was a Boxing Day with Christmas dinner. Lazy managed to get a half priced gammon in Asda the other day. She’s eating a bowl of grains whilst getting ready for the day. The camera is balanced on the tap. Lazy and Isla share the lip mask so she got her some of her own for Christmas.
The Inghams didn’t vlog yesterday. Isla has spread her Christmas presents over her carpet. She doesn’t like them to be put away as she can’t see them. Lazy is sad that the dolls are being moved to the back of the shelf. Isla loves her chocolate toothpaste. Lazy and Creepstopher cried their eyes out at the New Year’s Eve vlog. The change in Mila and Esmé this year is mind blowing. Lazy and Isla were messaging last night saying they couldn’t wait to do Lego today. She got a couple of Lego Friends sets.
Probably gifted to Isabelle years ago. Lazy got her a couple of cheapo sets off Amazon. Mila comes into the room upset about Jace’s watch. Lazy says she can maybe have one for her birthday.
If that were Jace he’d be getting a watch tomorrow for smacking Mila round the face.
Esmé and Lottie woke up at 2pm. They went to bed at 7am. They had so much fun doing random stuff. It’s 4:15pm and feels like they’ve only been awake for an hour. White Fox chav clothes. Esmé has redecorated her room aka put her beauty tat on her shelves. She’s inherited Isabelle’s old record player. Her Speak Now cardigans have been dumped on a trolley.
Creepstopher welcomes us to the aftermath of the New Year’s party. It took longer to edit the vlog than he was expecting. He edits every single day but was up late last night. Leftover Chinese that he scrapes into a bin bag with his fingers. The bin bag is sat on an island stool. A bag of bread acts as a tripod. He sprays the island with surface cleaner and adds a sprinkling of cleaning chemicals to the peanuts.
Lazy cackles at Aurora. They’re off to Lottie and Stacey’s for a pyjama party. They have a dog named Fred and want to see how Fred and Prinny get on. Fred is friendly but has a lot of energy. Lazy knows they’ll get on great. Long story about eating an apple.
Prinny and Fred. Code name ideas for King Charles if he ever gets tempted to have another affair.
It’s the next day. Lazy pulls a hair clip out of her hair. They got home late after 1am. They’re about to watch the 2023 roundup. The garden is flooded, as is the field behind. They’re talking to the farmer today as the trampoline is still in his field. He’s going to help them get the trampoline over the fence with his “toolery”. Isabelle tells her the word she’s looking for is ‘machinery’. He can’t today due to the flood. The beads Lazy got Isla don’t fit on the string.
Lazy had a really cool idea as a New Years Eve tradition. Isabelle and Esmé are sat laughing at her. Lazy and Creepstopher made an effort buying each other Christmas gifts. He moaned about the cost so she suggested they buy a gift every month, writing the month on them and give them to each other at Christmas. Creepstopher is worried one of them will cheat.
There’s only one person at risk of doing that.
Time to watch the vlog. Esmé says everyone will think they’re having another baby. Lazy says that everyone commented that. It’s cool to look back on everything they’ve done. Isla can only give the van trip as an example. They had an epic summer. Creepstopher didn’t realise how awesome Lac Sainte-Croix was at the time. He didn’t put Turkey in there as he wanted to keep it short and sweet.
Isabelle is turning 20 next year (2025). Esmé is turning 16, Mila 4, Aurora 2 and Lazy 40 next year. Creepstopher tells her to "shuddup" as he’s turning 40 this year. Jace will be 6 next year. Isla has to remind everyone she’ll be 13 as no one has remembered she exists. Isabelle will be able to say Lazy is double her age. Lazy says she’s always been double her age.
Since when was half of 20 2? Since when was half of 30 10?
End of vlog
Aurora started to cry so she was clearly unhappy by it too 
she even says and I quote “I hate trying new skincare” 
