thegreencow
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Congratulations @curious cookie jar
TLDR
- DInky Dot VI has been named Aurora. Tattle guessed her name before her conception, Her nickname is Aura. Chris chose it and will have the final says on the middle name too, as he has done with everything this entire pregnancy. It will likely be Aurora Rosavie/Aurora Bella Rosavie Ingham. Bella is the name of one of Chris's victims.
- At least the baby isn't named Florabella Lake. I was worried for a hot minute.
- They've ran out of meaningful third names as Nannar Jean isn't good enough. Maybe she hasn't handed over enough pension this month. Naughty, naughty.
- Sarah is regretting having her tubes tied but it may all be a big fat lie. Isn't that right @Troybhoy?
- Sarah only missed Jace when she was in hospital. She had mum guilt about "Jace *pause* and the girls".
- Esme doesn't need GCSEs because she won't need to get a job in the future.
- Chris called Aurora a "little blonde bombshell" when she was 4 days old.
- Aurora Bella Rosavie Ingham has gone home to start her new life at Rosabelle Manor with her siblings including Mila Rosabelle and Isabelle. Not forgetting her bellend sperm donor.
- Sarah looves a plastic fan more than she loves her husband.
- Aurora has the most advanced hearing Scunthorpe General Hospital ever did see.
Hi Steve Congratulations on the birth of baby Awoooowa, your6th 7th 8th 10th grandchild (and that's just Chris's chuldren!). Happy belated birthday
The truth about Chris's hairline...
TLDR
- DInky Dot VI has been named Aurora. Tattle guessed her name before her conception, Her nickname is Aura. Chris chose it and will have the final says on the middle name too, as he has done with everything this entire pregnancy. It will likely be Aurora Rosavie/Aurora Bella Rosavie Ingham. Bella is the name of one of Chris's victims.
- At least the baby isn't named Florabella Lake. I was worried for a hot minute.
- They've ran out of meaningful third names as Nannar Jean isn't good enough. Maybe she hasn't handed over enough pension this month. Naughty, naughty.
- Sarah is regretting having her tubes tied but it may all be a big fat lie. Isn't that right @Troybhoy?
- Sarah only missed Jace when she was in hospital. She had mum guilt about "Jace *pause* and the girls".
- Esme doesn't need GCSEs because she won't need to get a job in the future.
- Chris called Aurora a "little blonde bombshell" when she was 4 days old.
- Aurora Bella Rosavie Ingham has gone home to start her new life at Rosabelle Manor with her siblings including Mila Rosabelle and Isabelle. Not forgetting her bellend sperm donor.
- Sarah looves a plastic fan more than she loves her husband.
- Aurora has the most advanced hearing Scunthorpe General Hospital ever did see.
Hi Steve Congratulations on the birth of baby Awoooowa, your
The truth about Chris's hairline...