TLDR
Meet & Greet aftermath.
Mary Shittle & ifam photos/videos published on social media, showing what a sad event it was. "Guests" attending in small groups didn't disguise the obviously low turnout. Cringeworthy Creepy recreated the 'Redeemer' pose and did "Whatsssssuuuuppp?" shouts not heard for at least 20 years.
The ifam gave them gifts which weren't opened for several days, some of which were intended for Jace's birthday but were opened too late. One ifam even went shopping with her oxygen tank, especially to get gifts for the whole family.
Jace's 4th Birthday.
The whole family gathered to watch Jace open his presents...except Mila, who appeared to be left in the kitchen to eat her breakfast alone, so she couldn't spoil Jace's special moment and wouldn't steal his presents....until she cried and was then allowed to join the party.
Jace directed the rest of the family, telling them when/how to react with the well-rehearsed, open-mouthed, shocked face pose.
Granny Jane & Hi Steve had their home address doxxed by Creepy not blurring out their details on the packaging of one of Jace's gifts.
Yet another ride-on received, to add to the collection, also a Scalextric set and other stuff, including walkie-talkies which apparently can be intercepted by random strangers up to 3km away, according to the product reviews on Amazon.
They celebrated Jace's birthday with a day trip to the seaside.
Lazy, Isabelle, Esme & Isla went to a "concert" in a Sheffield pub, to see one of the ifam singing. Lazy & Isabelle got emotional, singing along to cheesy power ballads, holding hands and crying. Creepy, Mila & Jace took them in the van and waited around to take them home after, even though M & J had been unwell that day.
Sarah claims to be good friends with influencer/journalist/mental health expert Sophie Mei Lan, who is engaged to Danny from Rate My Takeaway. (If you think Lazy's voice is grating and painful to listen to, try Sophie's.
)
Lazy stirred up drama in a Facebook group called UK Influencer Opportunities. Somebody was looking to speak to grown up kids of Influencers who were angry at the exposure it had given them.
Lazy replied to the post, offering up her (not yet 18 year old) daughter, Isabelle, as an example of the opposite, ie someone who has basically had a positive experience and is grateful for the opportunities the Influencer lifestyle has afforded her.
Others then replied to Lazy's post with stuff about Chris and the allegations. Lazy showed herself up by responding with a "yawn", because that was all 6 years ago (as if that would make any difference) and gave all the old spiel about him still walking free because he was
accused but not
convicted etc. Thankfully sensible people were on hand to bat away Lazy's idiotic and insensitive remarks....and screenshot the conversation to share with us!
Taxi-car finally passed MOT.
They've taken the caravan away for its 2nd trip, to an unnamed clifftop caravan & camping site which Creepy says is a 2 hr drive from home. Some speculation that they may be in Filey, possibly at Haven Blue Dolphin....we'll see.
Creepy supposedly forgot to pack lots of crucial items for their trip (toiletries, make up, Mila's clothes, white noise machine, electric air pump) so he had to go back to the house, in the middle of the night, to get them....a very fishy tale and not the first time that's happened.
When not eating out, they've continued the 'cooking with Isla' features. A Tattler reported receiving confirmation that Tescos are not associated with the Inghams though, as some had suspected.
Jace had an eye appointment at the hospital. Creepy criticised the Doctor for his poor wording, which had caused Creepy to panic, even though it sounded very much like Creepy himself had caused any panic. The Doc doesn't need to see Jace for 12 months. Creepy mentioned that he could potentially sue the Doc if he mistakenly gave the 100% all clear on something which was later diagnosed.
Tat & Me sale launched even though they were going away and they've been receiving poor reviews, especially re long waits for orders.
Prinny's back. Looks like they only bothered to collect her because they went to get Jace's birthday presents though. She looks in need of exercise and grooming. In the caravan she had to beg for a drink because her water bowl was up on the worktop (to stop Mila playing with it) and Prinny wouldn't sleep in her own comfy dog bed, instead opting to lie on the floor next to where Esme was sitting. I hope she doesn't have abandonment issues, poor dog.
According to Companies House, the Ingham Family Ltd accounts are overdue (due 31st March).
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