thegreencow
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Congratulations @mags
TLDR
- The Inghams are on holiday and having a tit time. FirstJace a cat diarrhoeas all over the bedroom floor of the Cornish Air Bnb, then Chris someone smears Mila's poo on the bathroom wall of their David Crockett cabin.
- On a visit to Cornwall they went to the Eden Project (likely gifted), several beaches, poured cereal into the air bnb toilet and got a fry up. Oh and Chris dyed his hair.
- The Inghams are currently at Disneyland Paris for the week (until Friday) and Sarah, Esme and Isla are wearing huge, hideous bows on their heads whilst they walk around the park.
- @Nannycaff met Sarah and the bogey hanging from her nose at Disneyland, and kindly reported back to us. Sarah (when she wasn't watching the Radfords on her phone) spent most of the time bragging about the 14 countries (plus Greece) countries they went to in the van this year, didn't look thrilled at the mention of Orlando, thinks the covid jab is unnecessary, showed no affection towards her children and her true size is most likely 22-24
- Sarah wants to go to New York for Christmas to celebrate her 40th in three years time. Might be a little difficult for Chris though as the age of consent is 17.
- The Disneyland trip is all about Jace and Chris and Sarah do not care what rides Isla wants to do. Mila has looked miserable for most of the trip.
- Ponce Chris met fellow ponce Noel Radford at Disneyland. The meeting (which took 5 years to arrange) was not filmed but the Chavfords were seen in the background of footage. The Chavfords tried to cancel the meeting but Sarah insisted they rearrange for an hour later. Look out for Sarah's fat bowling ball head on the next series of However Many Kids and Counting.
- Sarah bought Jace the same Toy Story toys she bought him 3 years ago. The others are probably in the garage of doom, covered in mice teeth marks.
Hi Steve I wonder what you'd look like with one of those bows on your head. We haven't seen you in a while. Could you make an appearance on camera at Christmas? Ta.
Thank you @Nannycaff. I heard MI5 are recruiting and you'd be perfect for the job.
TLDR
- The Inghams are on holiday and having a tit time. First
- On a visit to Cornwall they went to the Eden Project (likely gifted), several beaches, poured cereal into the air bnb toilet and got a fry up. Oh and Chris dyed his hair.
- The Inghams are currently at Disneyland Paris for the week (until Friday) and Sarah, Esme and Isla are wearing huge, hideous bows on their heads whilst they walk around the park.
- @Nannycaff met Sarah and the bogey hanging from her nose at Disneyland, and kindly reported back to us. Sarah (when she wasn't watching the Radfords on her phone) spent most of the time bragging about the 14 countries (plus Greece) countries they went to in the van this year, didn't look thrilled at the mention of Orlando, thinks the covid jab is unnecessary, showed no affection towards her children and her true size is most likely 22-24
- Sarah wants to go to New York for Christmas to celebrate her 40th in three years time. Might be a little difficult for Chris though as the age of consent is 17.
- The Disneyland trip is all about Jace and Chris and Sarah do not care what rides Isla wants to do. Mila has looked miserable for most of the trip.
- Ponce Chris met fellow ponce Noel Radford at Disneyland. The meeting (which took 5 years to arrange) was not filmed but the Chavfords were seen in the background of footage. The Chavfords tried to cancel the meeting but Sarah insisted they rearrange for an hour later. Look out for Sarah's fat bowling ball head on the next series of However Many Kids and Counting.
- Sarah bought Jace the same Toy Story toys she bought him 3 years ago. The others are probably in the garage of doom, covered in mice teeth marks.
Hi Steve I wonder what you'd look like with one of those bows on your head. We haven't seen you in a while. Could you make an appearance on camera at Christmas? Ta.
Thank you @Nannycaff. I heard MI5 are recruiting and you'd be perfect for the job.