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TLDR
- The new caravan was picked up and Chris and Sarah decided to splash out on new awning to show off their bank balance.
- Another caravan holiday to Mablethorpe for the richest people in Lincolnshire.
- Mila celebrated her first birthday with way more presents than a one year old needs.
- Chris has been kicked out of the marital caravan bed and made to sleep in the awning. He was excited to spy on other campers.
- Sarah congratulated the lionesses on their historic win... and included a photo of a male lion in the post. Female lions don't have manes or balls (much like your husband) you thick bint.
- Sarah did an Instagram Q&A and sent herself all the questions. She will never show us her children's school work because people will criticise it. She wants to take Jace to Disney. She is the best person to teach her children. She admitted her children don't go to bed until 10/11pm.
- Chris and Sarah tried to prank their children into thinking Mila needed further treatment on her hips. She doesn't and no longer needs her brace.
- Jace is never getting his hair cut until Sarah gives him permission. He will be Prince Rapunzel by the time he's 10 and lower his hair from the rooms above the garages of doom. His hairline is still receding but Sarah is more concerned about taking him to Disney.
- Sarah keeps hinting about having another baby, which may be named Cove or Covey. She is jealous that Katrina is knocked up and expecting a baby boy.
- Sarah called us losers in the vlog. She almost cried over some shopping she lost.
Hi Steve The Love Island final is tonight. Do you think your son could be a bombshell one day? Who could resist that hot, sexy dad bod?
Credit to @slmapg
TLDR
- The new caravan was picked up and Chris and Sarah decided to splash out on new awning to show off their bank balance.
- Another caravan holiday to Mablethorpe for the richest people in Lincolnshire.
- Mila celebrated her first birthday with way more presents than a one year old needs.
- Chris has been kicked out of the marital caravan bed and made to sleep in the awning. He was excited to spy on other campers.
- Sarah congratulated the lionesses on their historic win... and included a photo of a male lion in the post. Female lions don't have manes or balls (much like your husband) you thick bint.
- Sarah did an Instagram Q&A and sent herself all the questions. She will never show us her children's school work because people will criticise it. She wants to take Jace to Disney. She is the best person to teach her children. She admitted her children don't go to bed until 10/11pm.
- Chris and Sarah tried to prank their children into thinking Mila needed further treatment on her hips. She doesn't and no longer needs her brace.
- Jace is never getting his hair cut until Sarah gives him permission. He will be Prince Rapunzel by the time he's 10 and lower his hair from the rooms above the garages of doom. His hairline is still receding but Sarah is more concerned about taking him to Disney.
- Sarah keeps hinting about having another baby, which may be named Cove or Covey. She is jealous that Katrina is knocked up and expecting a baby boy.
- Sarah called us losers in the vlog. She almost cried over some shopping she lost.
Hi Steve The Love Island final is tonight. Do you think your son could be a bombshell one day? Who could resist that hot, sexy dad bod?
Credit to @slmapg