The Ingham Family #236 Shringe cringe, free food binge, tomato tinge and sweaty minge

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TLDR
- A camera crew has been seen following the Inghams around so they're obviously working with a company to film an ad.
- Vlogs are being uploaded out of order to try and confuse everyone.
- Sarah is still photoshopping herself to a size 10 when she's clearly size 20+.
- They're making the most of the free food but when they have to pay themselves it's a portion of food shared between them all. The breakfast bar isn't open long enough for them to get there when they wake up at 1pm so they have to go to café for that.
- Mila's cast is getting filthier and filthier. The tape is starting to peel off. Sarah took her in the sea with the cast on.
- A lifeguard had to help Jace out of the water multiple times. Chris stood there like a lemon filming.
- Chris and Sarah do not care about how Jace and Mila may feel in the 40+ degree temperatures but Sarah is moaning about being sunburnt.
- Sarah tipped the scales so she and the girls were over the weight limit to go on a waterslide together. She tried to lie about it but Isla called her out.
- They have big van plans this year. The only thing about it will be Sarah sitting in the passenger seat.
- Esme seems to think she'll be a famous dance when she's older. Isabelle has supposedly been revising on holiday.
- The Inghams are busy every weekend until Christmas.

Hi Steve 👋

From @Maisie842 and @PeachyJam. Yes these are all of the same woman.
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Sorry if this has been mentioned as been away so just catching up Has something happened to Creepy’s teeth on the right side of his mouth? Sounded like he was speaking with a lispy sound in tonight’s vlog?

I don't think it's his teeth giving him the lisp it's his tongue, it's covered in his usual bout of oral thrush and has swollen up.
 

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so why is Creepy nowhere in that thumbnail? Since he was the only one in shame.

Congratulations @mags
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TLDR
- A camera crew has been seen following the Inghams around so they're obviously working with a company to film an ad.
- Vlogs are being uploaded out of order to try and confuse everyone.
- Sarah is still photoshopping herself to a size 10 when she's clearly size 20+.
- They're making the most of the free food but when they have to pay themselves it's a portion of food shared between them all. The breakfast bar isn't open long enough for them to get there when they wake up at 1pm so they have to go to café for that.
- Mila's cast is getting filthier and filthier. The tape is starting to peel off. Sarah took her in the sea with the cast on.
- A lifeguard had to help Jace out of the water multiple times. Chris stood there like a lemon filming.
- Chris and Sarah do not care about how Jace and Mila may feel in the 40+ degree temperatures but Sarah is moaning about being sunburnt.
- Sarah tipped the scales so she and the girls were over the weight limit to go on a waterslide together. She tried to lie about it but Isla called her out.
- They have big van plans this year. The only thing about it will be Sarah sitting in the passenger seat.
- Esme seems to think she'll be a famous dance when she's older. Isabelle has supposedly been revising on holiday.
- The Inghams are busy every weekend until Christmas.

Hi Steve 👋

From @Maisie842 and @PeachyJam. Yes these are all of the same woman.
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you forgot the Adobe acrobat in a skirt. Other than that it was a good run down.
 
I will never understand this family as long as I live. Lunch was at 4 so breakfast was at midday then? That means the absolute bleeping idiots sat outside, and went in the pools, with their children including a toddler and baby when the sun was at its strongest. Why doesn‘t Mila have a sippy cup to have some fluids other than breast milk? The poor lamb must be really dehydrated.
 
Sarah asking for advice about sun cream...again! She really has no clue!
 

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THE FEAR WAS TOO MUCH - DOING THE WALK OF SHAME (MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT EVER!)

Esme is jealous because the Abby Lee Dance company are there auditioning and she wants to forget the last day and audition. They're picking up breakfast and heading to the pool. Lazy eyes up the cakes. They're heading home tomorrow. She still can't hear anything so she'll have to go to the doctors. She asks newly qualified doctor Isabelle if she could've burst her eardrum or something. She can't hear anything, even when she moves her head. Creepy comes over to poke her ear and tell her she needs her ears syringing. Isabelle says she's old but Lazy foghorns that she's only 36. They're off to the Legoland waterpark.

Isabelle and Esme walk into the pool. Shots of the pool. The Inghams have rented a cabana for the day because it's a freebie it has air conditioning. They've decided to accept the freebie treat themselves as it's only £70. They got towels and a locker included. They have it until 7pm. Isabelle is holding Mila and standing in front of the fan. Creepstopher is nowhere to be seen. They've bought reusable cups. Lazy unpacks the breakfast. Jace got a free water toy. Isla shows us her outfit. Esme cannot deal with puffy sleeves all day; she refers shorts and a t-shirt, hair in a ponytail and a sunhat. Jace screeches for Esme. Isabelle gives Mila some water. Lazy is planning on staying sat in front of the van.

They have a few trips planned this summer. Lazy thought she'd bought enough sun cream for the entire summer but they've almost run out. They're been using factor 30 but Lazy has no idea how she has a bright red face. Comment below a really good sun cream because Nivea factor 50 doesn't work on Lazy. Jace and the girls have used it and not burnt. Lazy has reapplied it 4-5 times a day and burnt. Esme and Jace argue about who is going to play the doctor in whichever game they're about to play. Mila sits on a towel playing with her toys. She's learnt how to say bye. That'll be useful for when there's no ifam left in a few months and the shitshow is over. Creepy just did that water bottle coin prank on Jace and Isla. It's didn't work and Isla instead squeezed the bottle in his face, Isabelle poured a bottle of water on Creepy and Creepy poured it on Lazy and Isla.

Pool footage. Lazy, Esme and Isla head to a ride. Isla didn't want to do the ride but was pressured into doing it and loved it. Afterwards Lazy says it was so fun. She hates water rides but goes on for the girls. She feels like she's done a workout climbing the steps so they're off to the wave pool. Lazy got Mila to sleep before she left.

Creepy says they were in the pool waiting for the waves to turn on but they didn't. The second they got out they were turned on. They've decided they're doing their last ride of the day. Isabelle is watching Jace and Mila whilst everyone else goes to do the ride.

The cabana session is over. The Inghams are off to get lunch and then they're off to Motiongate.. It's 4pm. Shots of them walking to Motiongate as the sun sets. The food has arrived and everyone is arguing over whether jalapenos are spicy or not. Lazy and Esme are having cheesy hot dogs. Isabelle, Isla and Creepstopher went for chicken quesadillas. Jace and Mila are haring a chuldren's box. They got mojito mocktails to share.

Dinner was nice. The restaurant is next to the World Lego Showcase of Dubai. They had a light show on in there and Creepy filmed it. There's no footage of it in the vlog. Creepy told Isla to imagine she was a hamster and that the building was her domain. Last stop of the last night is Bollywood because it opens until 10pm. It's currently 7pm. It's not humid but nice and warm. The place is incredibly beautiful to film - a "filmer's" dream. Everywhere in Dubai is insanely pretty. Lazy is never going home. She's glad they've been able to come back to the stoooooonin country and she's had such a good time. Her only other favourite holiday was the Maldives.

Lazy kept forgetting to say she thought Dubai was massively expensive but it's actually no more expensive than England. It was £68 in Legoland for them all to eat and for drinks. It's cheaper than the UK in some places. A can of Pepsi has exploded in Isabelle's bag so they're waiting for her. Shots of the park.

Isla really wants to go on a swing ride. Lazy doesn't like normal swings but this is high up. Isla reminds Lazy she always tells her to face her fears. She isn't about saying no when her chuldren want to do something. Creepy says Lazy might come off the ride buzzing and telling him to go on it. She goes on it with bare feet. Creepy tells Isabelle he might do it. Isabelle says Isla might want to do it again.

Creepy says Lazy doesn't look happy. He asks Lazy why she hated it. Lazy says she saw England. She had her big eye little eyes closed the whole time. She got cramp in her hand from holding the handle so hard.

Isabelle tells us they've convinced Creepy to go on the ride. He doesn't mind heights but hates spinny rides. It turns out that Esme has to go on her own. Creepy has to do the walk of shame. Lazy tells Isabelle to film him and Lazy foghorns "walk of shame". He has no words. Lazy cackles and Isabelle says Creepy is embarrassed. He said it was just too much and his heart was going. They love winding Creepy up. So many ifam would never go on the ride. If Isla hadn't wanted to go on Lazy never would've done it. Jace is upset because he wants to go on the ride. He stands watching the ride.

Esme and Isla dance under a tree. Lazy took Jace on a boat ride, he put his arms up, said "weeee" and then told Lazy he nearly died. It was hilarious. The girls are taking him on a frog jumper ride. They're the only people on the ride.

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Congratulations @mags
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TLDR
- A camera crew has been seen following the Inghams around so they're obviously working with a company to film an ad.
- Vlogs are being uploaded out of order to try and confuse everyone.
- Sarah is still photoshopping herself to a size 10 when she's clearly size 20+.
- They're making the most of the free food but when they have to pay themselves it's a portion of food shared between them all. The breakfast bar isn't open long enough for them to get there when they wake up at 1pm so they have to go to café for that.
- Mila's cast is getting filthier and filthier. The tape is starting to peel off. Sarah took her in the sea with the cast on.
- A lifeguard had to help Jace out of the water multiple times. Chris stood there like a lemon filming.
- Chris and Sarah do not care about how Jace and Mila may feel in the 40+ degree temperatures but Sarah is moaning about being sunburnt.
- Sarah tipped the scales so she and the girls were over the weight limit to go on a waterslide together. She tried to lie about it but Isla called her out.
- They have big van plans this year. The only thing about it will be Sarah sitting in the passenger seat.
- Esme seems to think she'll be a famous dance when she's older. Isabelle has supposedly been revising on holiday.
- The Inghams are busy every weekend until Christmas.

Hi Steve 👋

From @Maisie842 and @PeachyJam. Yes these are all of the same woman.
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The last with her holding Meeelllaaaah looks like shes 6m pregnant.

Congratulations @mags
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TLDR
- A camera crew has been seen following the Inghams around so they're obviously working with a company to film an ad.
- Vlogs are being uploaded out of order to try and confuse everyone.
- Sarah is still photoshopping herself to a size 10 when she's clearly size 20+.
- They're making the most of the free food but when they have to pay themselves it's a portion of food shared between them all. The breakfast bar isn't open long enough for them to get there when they wake up at 1pm so they have to go to café for that.
- Mila's cast is getting filthier and filthier. The tape is starting to peel off. Sarah took her in the sea with the cast on.
- A lifeguard had to help Jace out of the water multiple times. Chris stood there like a lemon filming.
- Chris and Sarah do not care about how Jace and Mila may feel in the 40+ degree temperatures but Sarah is moaning about being sunburnt.
- Sarah tipped the scales so she and the girls were over the weight limit to go on a waterslide together. She tried to lie about it but Isla called her out.
- They have big van plans this year. The only thing about it will be Sarah sitting in the passenger seat.
- Esme seems to think she'll be a famous dance when she's older. Isabelle has supposedly been revising on holiday.
- The Inghams are busy every weekend until Christmas.

Hi Steve 👋

From @Maisie842 and @PeachyJam. Yes these are all of the same woman.
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The last with her holding Meeelllaaaah looks like shes 6m pregnant. I never had a bump
 
THE FEAR WAS TOO MUCH - DOING THE WALK OF SHAME (MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT EVER!)

Esme is jealous because the Abby Lee Dance company are there auditioning and she wants to forget the last day and audition. They're picking up breakfast and heading to the pool. Lazy eyes up the cakes. They're heading home tomorrow. She still can't hear anything so she'll have to go to the doctors. She asks newly qualified doctor Isabelle if she could've burst her eardrum or something. She can't hear anything, even when she moves her head. Creepy comes over to poke her ear and tell her she needs her ears syringing. Isabelle says she's old but Lazy foghorns that she's only 36. They're off to the Legoland waterpark.

Isabelle and Esme walk into the pool. Shots of the pool. The Inghams have rented a cabana for the day because it's a freebie it has air conditioning. They've decided to accept the freebie treat themselves as it's only £70. They got towels and a locker included. They have it until 7pm. Isabelle is holding Mila and standing in front of the fan. Creepstopher is nowhere to be seen. They've bought reusable cups. Lazy unpacks the breakfast. Jace got a free water toy. Isla shows us her outfit. Esme cannot deal with puffy sleeves all day; she refers shorts and a t-shirt, hair in a ponytail and a sunhat. Jace screeches for Esme. Isabelle gives Mila some water. Lazy is planning on staying sat in front of the van.

They have a few trips planned this summer. Lazy thought she'd bought enough sun cream for the entire summer but they've almost run out. They're been using factor 30 but Lazy has no idea how she has a bright red face. Comment below a really good sun cream because Nivea factor 50 doesn't work on Lazy. Jace and the girls have used it and not burnt. Lazy has reapplied it 4-5 times a day and burnt. Esme and Jace argue about who is going to play the doctor in whichever game they're about to play. Mila sits on a towel playing with her toys. She's learnt how to say bye. That'll be useful for when there's no ifam left in a few months and the shitshow is over. Creepy just did that water bottle coin prank on Jace and Isla. It's didn't work and Isla instead squeezed the bottle in his face, Isabelle poured a bottle of water on Creepy and Creepy poured it on Lazy and Isla.

Pool footage. Lazy, Esme and Isla head to a ride. Isla didn't want to do the ride but was pressured into doing it and loved it. Afterwards Lazy says it was so fun. She hates water rides but goes on for the girls. She feels like she's done a workout climbing the steps so they're off to the wave pool. Lazy got Mila to sleep before she left.

Creepy says they were in the pool waiting for the waves to turn on but they didn't. The second they got out they were turned on. They've decided they're doing their last ride of the day. Isabelle is watching Jace and Mila whilst everyone else goes to do the ride.

The cabana session is over. The Inghams are off to get lunch and then they're off to Motiongate.. It's 4pm. Shots of them walking to Motiongate as the sun sets. The food has arrived and everyone is arguing over whether jalapenos are spicy or not. Lazy and Esme are having cheesy hot dogs. Isabelle, Isla and Creepstopher went for chicken quesadillas. Jace and Mila are haring a chuldren's box. They got mojito mocktails to share.

Dinner was nice. The restaurant is next to the World Lego Showcase of Dubai. They had a light show on in there and Creepy filmed it. There's no footage of it in the vlog. Creepy told Isla to imagine she was a hamster and that the building was her domain. Last stop of the last night is Bollywood because it opens until 10pm. It's currently 7pm. It's not humid but nice and warm. The place is incredibly beautiful to film - a "filmer's" dream. Everywhere in Dubai is insanely pretty. Lazy is never going home. She's glad they've been able to come back to the stoooooonin country and she's had such a good time. Her only other favourite holiday was the Maldives.

Lazy kept forgetting to say she thought Dubai was massively expensive but it's actually no more expensive than England. It was £68 in Legoland for them all to eat and for drinks. It's cheaper than the UK in some places. A can of Pepsi has exploded in Isabelle's bag so they're waiting for her. Shots of the park.

Isla really wants to go on a swing ride. Lazy doesn't like normal swings but this is high up. Isla reminds Lazy she always tells her to face her fears. She isn't about saying no when her chuldren want to do something. Creepy says Lazy might come off the ride buzzing and telling him to go on it. She goes on it with bare feet. Creepy tells Isabelle he might do it. Isabelle says Isla might want to do it again.

Creepy says Lazy doesn't look happy. He asks Lazy why she hated it. Lazy says she saw England. She had her big eye little eyes closed the whole time. She got cramp in her hand from holding the handle so hard.

Isabelle tells us they've convinced Creepy to go on the ride. He doesn't mind heights but hates spinny rides. It turns out that Esme has to go on her own. Creepy has to do the walk of shame. Lazy tells Isabelle to film him and Lazy foghorns "walk of shame". He has no words. Lazy cackles and Isabelle says Creepy is embarrassed. He said it was just too much and his heart was going. They love winding Creepy up. So many ifam would never go on the ride. If Isla hadn't wanted to go on Lazy never would've done it. Jace is upset because he wants to go on the ride. He stands watching the ride.

Esme and Isla dance under a tree. Lazy took Jace on a boat ride, he put his arms up, said "weeee" and then told Lazy he nearly died. It was hilarious. The girls are taking him on a frog jumper ride. They're the only people on the ride.

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Creepstopher bravo!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm pissing 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
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