The Ingham Family #22 Lazy’s Imaginary New Mate And Flexible Due Date Make For Future Clickbait

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Brilliant title @Hatshepsut ?
Had to laugh at Sarah pretending she has a friend ?
But she wasn’t even committed enough to the lie to hide the donuts she was bringing around to her new friend.
5 minutes later she’s bare faced shoving them into her gob with Honey Isla Boo 2.0 ?

I assume Chris was wandering around the estate looking for my little pony bikes or buggys. In a Few years time that’s his “target audience” and not his target youtube audience ?

Pity it’s a boy she had right Chris ?
 
moimoi said:
I can’t keep up with the drama tonight. First Maureen and now this. ?
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Ikr jimjam
DramaLlama said:
Thank you for this, it's the one I referenced earlier, I couldn't find it anywhere. If that was 23rd June that would be 31 weeks ago, but presumably at the very least she was around 3 weeks pregnant then, so that would make her about a minimum of 34 weeks? Please correct me if the maths is wrong, I need to go to bed, lol!
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It depends on the date of your last period sorry if tmi
They usually date from that which is why it’s two weeks either way on your actual date
 
Thanks, yes I did notice it was Creepy that found her the ‘new friend’ and wondered if he had been hanging around outside baby clinics looking to pick up a yummier mummy than the one he’s got at home.
You’d have to have a serious case of the baby blues to let that Creepy git talk to you in the street.
I think she’s a special invisible friend that they’ll use when they need an excuse as to where Lazy really goes.
 
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Hatshepsut said:
Thanks, yes I did notice it was Creepy that found her the ‘new friend’ and wondered if he had been hanging around outside baby clinics looking to pick up a yummier mummy than the one at home. I think she’s a special invisible friend.
You’d have to have a serious case of the baby blues to let that Creepy git talk to you in the street. He couldn’t pull a real woman without a claw hammer and a panel van.
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Yeah he definitely has the sort of face that would make you want to cross the road so you didn't have to walk past him!
 
Hatshepsut said:
Thanks, yes I did notice it was Creepy that found her the ‘new friend’ and wondered if he had been hanging around outside baby clinics looking to pick up a yummier mummy than the one he’s got at home.
You’d have to have a serious case of the baby blues to let that Creepy git talk to you in the street.
I think she’s a special invisible friend that they’ll use when they need an excuse as to where Lazy really goes.
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Is it that special place to see that non law abiding brother of hers?
 
It's me said:
Is it that special place to see that non law abiding brother of hers?
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Yes, the new invisible friend could be used to hide any number of Lazy’s nefarious activities and Prison visiting is definitely the one I had in mind.
In the future who knows, Troll meetings, Hearings, Court dates, subversive following of Creepy when he’s out ‘skating’ (Whilst wearing Country Joe’s beard)
The list is endless.
 
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MontyMoo said:
Re the weight thing while pregnant..

I.. watched the kardashians... while khloe was pregnant and she looked great during pregnancy, because she kept fit and ate sensibly. This whole idea when you get pregnant you just get fat is rediculous.
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That’s true my sister lost over a stone and she wasn’t fat to start , a lot of women will start eating healthy and really look after themselves to give their baby the best start ,
It’s not that hard to eat clean these days the supermarkets are full of ideas for meals ,
And a pregnancy workout and a walk really don’t take that long , especially when you’re home all day you’d think it would be something to do a change from the internet ??
 
Charlotte1993 said:
That’s true my sister lost over a stone and she wasn’t fat to start , a lot of women will start eating healthy and really look after themselves to give their baby the best start ,
It’s not that hard to eat clean these days the supermarkets are full of ideas for meals ,
And a pregnancy workout and a walk really don’t take that long , especially when you’re home all day you’d think it would be something to do a change from the internet ??
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you kidding?? that would take out from deleting comments! Priorities, dear!
 
Just went on to check the views but noticed it's been 3 months since Esme last had a thumbnail to herself. Even the ones from the weekend when she got a big fuss made out of her, Isabelle was the focus of them ? I know it's been mentioned before but they are deluded if they think Isabelle is the money maker, she's quite bad in front of the camera, don't mean to nit pick a young girl but YouTube isn't her calling in life.
 
Their Christmas Day vlog - the one they rely on each year - only has 1.7m views. That's really not a lot at all when you think about previous years.

2017 has 9m.

2016 has 59m (because of Esme's reaction).

2015 has 1m.


On a separate note whilst going through old vlogs. Found this little beauty. Watch from 24 minutes, where Chris goes mental about Kiss a Ginger Day - he says "No, heck no" in it ?
 

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