The Fat Funny One #5 The fat unfunny one, own it fam

[Emsie]

New thread guys

 

[Theonethatgotaway]

How she wrote a book whilst pregnant and with 3 other kids to look after AND working AND with dadliketrev staying at home but magic Jess does all school runs and all that jazz, is just beyond me

 

[Emsie]

Knowing jess the book won't be ready for the planned release date and some stranger will offer to write an additional chapter whilst another stranger tuts at her.

 

[Fanaff]

I’m still shocked Jess, who doesn’t even try to understand basic grammar, can get a book deal?! Surely the publishers should have looked at her social media and seen her badly written drivel and thought “nope, this will not work”

the only copies sold will be her insta mates

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Knowing jess the book won't be ready for the planned release date and some stranger will offer to write an additional chapter whilst another stranger tuts at her.

I can’t wait until a random lovely women stops her in Bedford town centre and pulls her book out saying it’s her bible or some other made up tit

 

[Popsock123]

I can’t wait until a random lovely women stops her in Bedford town centre and pulls her book out saying it’s her bible or some other made up tit

I can’t wait for the online reviews

 

[Serious_Susan]

Just can’t imagine having a 3 week old baby, which is supposedly her last baby. And still needing validation from publishing a book whilst posting constantly online?!

 

[Backseatreader]

She is the biggest blagger going!

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Honestly, its bleeping hilarious she has written a book.

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Honestly, its bleeping hilarious she has written a book.

Who’s going to get a copy when she can’t sell hardly any and starts dashing them away for free at the Costco lines like she did her “tour”

 

[Serious_Susan]

Can we please be careful with the use of the word written…. Thrown together or plagiarised is probably better

 

[thepantsqueen]

Tbh I'm not shocked, I feel like anyone with a semblance of a following can get a book deal these days. Publishers seem desperate

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I really cant see many buying it lol

 

[Robbie09]

What’s Trevs job he’s just recently got?

 

[Popsock123]

What’s Trevs job he’s just recently got?

she’s not said. Probs moved back in with his Mum

 

[Robbie09]

she’s not said. Probs moved back in with his Mum

I wasn’t sure if he’d gone back to Asda as think he used to do security or something there

 

[Fanaff]

Imagine an #ad of your birth announcement. Just awful

 

[Basicbasic]

Written a book on company time and then wonders why she's never rehired once her contracts come too an end.

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Is she pretending to use a Hinch planner now? How many organisers has she got?!

PS: Nice healthy breakfast you’ve got there, Jess!

 

[Peachylite]

As if anyone breastfeeds while up and walking about i literally had to be in prime sofa position lol