The City / Whitney Port

It’s so lame of them to assume people who watch free content on YouTube will bank roll their vacations... oh wait and their cringey renovation of an unnecessary million dollar second home.
She’s an ex-reality show participant- why does she need a headquarter?! To hide from parenting Sonny?
Hit the nail on the head there with “hiding from parenting Sonny”! …definitely this!

They clearly think they are a much bigger deal and more “famous” than they actually are..
Shes “started” so many projects/businesses that haven’t gone anywhere.. might need to start managing their expectations on the type of lifestyle they want vs what they can actually afford!

I think its probably that people don't want to spend *that* much on loungewear 😂

Did anyone listen to her cannabis worship podcast? I couldn't finish it.
Omg no I can’t even bring myself to listen to it I know how criiiinge and awful it’s bound to be! 🥴😬
 
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Did she raid her grandparents closet? The shoes and socks look like grandpa’s. The dress and purse look like grandma’s.

and I agree she considers herself wayyy more famous than she really is.
 
Where are you guys seeing that cozeco is shutting down? Can't say I'm surprised, I went on the site once and they were selling a sweatshirt for $80...
On her AMA the other day someone asked about CozeCo, if there was another drop coming soon or something and she said no it was only a 1 year partnership with *insert company here* and that because people aren’t at home anymore there isn’t the need for loungewear so she wouldn’t be continuing it. And then linked to the site saying stock was on sale 😬😬
 
So I listened. My notes and my snark:

Worries about a new house to move into (?!? What’s wrong with their current home that they spent so much time and money customizing?!)

Smug recap of all their recent travels: Ireland, Napa, Pound Ridge (where my family is too LOL), Jamaica, Nevis (funny to me that people from California travel all the way to the Caribbean)

“I’m just so really really HAPPYYYYY!! These past 6 months have just been sooo awesomeee for me”

While filming The City, she went home to CA on the weekends. (Kind of logistically high maintenance…). And yet now says she prefers NYC to LA 🙄

Fav food: hamburgers and fries (pretty aggressive for someone who claims they don’t like food and only eats for “energy”)

Love that her favorite movie is My Father the Hero because that’s mine too

“Hot female crushes” were legit the skinniest of the skinny celebs: Kaia Gerber, Bella Hadid, Emily Rata. (Not surprising, but very telling)

Does random vape hits when anxious

“Fertility updates”: “still not at a place where I feel ready to implant [an egg]. I do want a second kid but we are talking about different options- surrogacy. And I likely won’t share about it until a baby comes because it gives me so much anxiety”. So I totally called it- they are going to be sneaky with a surrogate because she can’t handle pregnancy. The entitlement coupled with being a whiny wimp really grates me! She is able to conceive but will refuse to because she doesn’t want to gain weight or feel tired.

Claims they are considering adoption, but I don’t buy it. I think they are just posturing this way to seem open to it, but she totally selfishly wants a baby girl that shares her genes…. Even though she refuses to be the one the carry it.
 
So I listened. My notes and my snark:

Worries about a new house to move into (?!? What’s wrong with their current home that they spent so much time and money customizing?!)

Smug recap of all their recent travels: Ireland, Napa, Pound Ridge (where my family is too LOL), Jamaica, Nevis (funny to me that people from California travel all the way to the Caribbean)

“I’m just so really really HAPPYYYYY!! These past 6 months have just been sooo awesomeee for me”

While filming The City, she went home to CA on the weekends. (Kind of logistically high maintenance…). And yet now says she prefers NYC to LA 🙄

Fav food: hamburgers and fries (pretty aggressive for someone who claims they don’t like food and only eats for “energy”)

Love that her favorite movie is My Father the Hero because that’s mine too

“Hot female crushes” were legit the skinniest of the skinny celebs: Kaia Gerber, Bella Hadid, Emily Rata. (Not surprising, but very telling)

Does random vape hits when anxious

“Fertility updates”: “still not at a place where I feel ready to implant [an egg]. I do want a second kid but we are talking about different options- surrogacy. And I likely won’t share about it until a baby comes because it gives me so much anxiety”. So I totally called it- they are going to be sneaky with a surrogate because she can’t handle pregnancy. The entitlement coupled with being a whiny wimp really grates me! She is able to conceive but will refuse to because she doesn’t want to gain weight or feel tired.

Claims they are considering adoption, but I don’t buy it. I think they are just posturing this way to seem open to it, but she totally selfishly wants a baby girl that shares her genes…. Even though she refuses to be the one the carry it.
I haven't watched and this seems unsufferable. It annoys me that surrogacy is becoming such a normal thing among celebrities and there is never any question of the ethics of it, 100% she wants a surrogate to not gain weight
 
I haven't watched and this seems unsufferable. It annoys me that surrogacy is becoming such a normal thing among celebrities and there is never any question of the ethics of it, 100% she wants a surrogate to not gain weight

She really does comes off as insufferable- it’s the perfect way to describe it. But she posits herself as so chillll and down to earth and real and raw. Nope!!
 
I haven't watched and this seems unsufferable. It annoys me that surrogacy is becoming such a normal thing among celebrities and there is never any question of the ethics of it, 100% she wants a surrogate to not gain weight

Very occasionally I can see surrogacy being altruistic, a sister or cousin helping a family member. But until rich women start being surrogates for other rich woman then I am not at all comfortable with surrogacy. I called this with Whit ages ago too. I know the miscarriages will have been hard but it just feels like she doesn’t really want another baby so why go through the effort pregnancy and birth for a baby only your husband really wants if you can pay someone else to do it instead.
 
Very occasionally I can see surrogacy being altruistic, a sister or cousin helping a family member. But until rich women start being surrogates for other rich woman then I am not at all comfortable with surrogacy. I called this with Whit ages ago too. I know the miscarriages will have been hard but it just feels like she doesn’t really want another baby so why go through the effort pregnancy and birth for a baby only your husband really wants if you can pay someone else to do it instead.
100% agree with this, it is one thing doing it for a friend or family member, but paying someone to have a baby for you is totally different, and they do have one healthy child already
 
Thank you for the recap! I don’t think I’d be able to get through it myself without getting infuriated!
The absolute privilege this screams!! 🤬
As someone who cannot have children DUE to a severe ED and osteoporosis, the fact she is clearly struggling and refusing to get help before it’s too late for her makes me so mad!

Also is she really expecting people with pay $500 for a 60 minute advisory session with her?? 😳
 

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Thank you for the recap! I don’t think I’d be able to get through it myself without getting infuriated!
The absolute privilege this screams!! 🤬
As someone who cannot have children DUE to a severe ED and osteoporosis, the fact she is clearly struggling and refusing to get help before it’s too late for her makes me so mad!

Also is she really expecting people with pay $500 for a 60 minute advisory session with her?? 😳
What on earth are these "advisory seasions"?! Advice for what exactly?!
 
Wow.
She’s charging $500 for advice. That she isn’t qualified to give. Like shh77 all of her businesses have failed. They make money by watching tv on YouTube, and still they can’t manage more than one video a week lol. And she can’t get through the day without weed and vaping because that’s the only way she knows how to calm her anxiety. I have nothing against either things, but that shouldn’t be your only remedy. She needs therapy to learn actual coping skills. She needs to get to the root of the issue. Starving herself is obviously not helping her mental issues. She probably thinks about food constantly and that why she’s so on edge.

And I agree, she’s going the surrogacy route because doesn’t want any “damage” done to her body. Just like Khloe kardashian. I don’t for a second believe she had a medical reason beyond wanting to stay skinny. I’m surprised Whitney hasn’t made up a medical condition as an excuse. Smh.
 
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