ComtesseRose
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Congratulations @Toys in the attic for naming the thread. @JackSpratt for nominating it. I've taken some creative liberties as swear words aren't allowed in the thread title.
Also, Happy Birthday @Lady Avonlea
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T Rex
VIP Member
Saturday at 3:48 AM
Greetings my lovely Tartlets and Tartgents from the aftermath of Hurricane Helene in SW Florida! Our internet finally came back up. It was a nail biting night on the harbor- tornado warnings and the storm surge exceeded predictions. The water kept rising. By 10 PM, my street literally became part of the harbor (I can honestly say I have never seen whitecaps and waves on my actual street) with waist deep water in some areas (most of my yard was completely underwater- not from the rain, and water started rising into the garage.) Around midnight, it started to subside a little and luckily it never made it into the house or the pool. @mrsp67 and I were texting back and forth, and she even offered to let me come over to her house inland because she is awesome like that- but the roads were far too flooded to even think of going anywhere. This morning fueled by a ton of coffee, dealt with the aftermath. After assessing our house, checking on neighbours and FaceTiming with snowbird neighbours- "Yeah, you're going to need to come down as soon as you can...", we were lucky- most of the older homes had water intrusion, and their pools are now brown from the nasty muddy harbour water that covered them. (And many pool pumps are inop because they had been underwater as well.)
My friends, whose recently remodeled house took on 6" of water and their beautiful new pool is now brown, were howling with laughter because they awoke to find two jet skis sitting in their back yard- what can you do but find humour? We pulled the cars and everything else out of our garage to clean and sanitize (a layer of mud on the floor), and spent the day cleaning up a ton of random debris from the yard- part of a boat, large wooden boards, trash (there was a showerhead in our driveway), and even a mattress (which we haven't moved yet because it was waterlogged and weighs a ton.) Across the canal from me, a 50+' powerboat is washed up onto someone's backyard. Our entire street is covered in mud, with a lot of standing water and stinky. We never lost water nor power (just internet), so there's a silver lining. Next door neighbour lives in Germany, so got the spare key to his house from his brother's house the next street over (who also lives in Germany, but luckily could access that house through a series of combination locks to retrieve the key) - only his garage and pool were compromised- threw a bag of shock into the pool until he can get a pool service out to drain/clean/refill it (pump is also inop), hosed the mud out his garage and let it dry out while cleaning up a ton of debris in his yard. We're spent- I racked up over 17K steps on my Apple watch today and we haven't even had a chance to inspect the boats thoroughly yet- priorities. They're insured, sailboat is floating, powerboat is on the lift, and not in our or someone else's yard physically- so that is a win. My dock and boathouse are intact. (Dock electrics are completely forked, but who cares? The circuit breakers are off. It's fine.)
The general consensus is, even amongst those who were pulling out flooring and cutting out wet drywall today- it could have been worse compared those up north- Cedar Key is devastated. Some have lived here for 30+ years, and have never experienced the flooding we had. @mrsp67 said the sandwich shop was fine (feeding the masses and first responders today.) Based on the water line debris field slapping at the back of our house, we had 16" from it forking up the pool and 2" more from that from getting into the house, so I am counting my blessings.
Hugs and prayers to the rest of you Tattlers impacted by Helene. ❤
graciemckitten
VIP Member
Sunday at 11:06 AM
Updated comment on Tattle Lancelot video:
cmhf5776
12 hours ago
For those detractors saying Lancelot was the best treated, most pampered, most loved etc, let me tell you that I was at the Patreon Day and personally witnessed Philip treating Lancelot badly. That dog was doomed as soon as they bought him. I stopped being a patron because of what I saw. I left feeling really upset. I encourage the owners of this channel to make more videos like this. They are telling the truthful things! I encourage these detractors to take what they say to heart, because I can't be more disgusted by those at la Lande. They shouldn't be dog owners, not now, not ever!
JanePlain
Well-known member
Sunday at 3:50 PM
Do you know sometimes I question myself as to why I continue to log on here despite no longer even hate watching a micro-second of the shameful grifting charades & out of control consumerism using other people’s money that has become Stephoney’s pointless & vacuous lifestyle.
Today I have come to realise ….. @mrsp67 @T Rex you are absolute best of people. Utter utter respect to you both for immediately thinking about & helping others in need at times of crisis.
You remind me there are really good people in this mad sad world & that is becoming increasingly important & reassuring given the chaos that seems to be churning everywhere.
I also ….
- hear of good books, movies, podcasts, recipes etc to follow up.
- learn about many & varied things I had no knowledge of whatsoever
- understand lots about real life in France from those who have been residents for years
- get giggles & often out loud belly laughs from the clever memes and acerbic wit which many of you are blessed with in your responses
- appreciate the genuine care & advice for people have for each other when things aren’t going so well
etc etc etc
(Obviously also the delicious & sometimes ridiculous gossip)
Chapeau Tattlers
I’m so glad I am here ……
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Oh and happy belated birthdays @Beachgirl and @CountessPompidoo
KiKiGee
VIP Member
Thursday at 6:25 PM
barbaralamoreaux328
15 hours ago
How silly to spend time thinking about how much someone’s clothes cost. Especially since some were gifts and plenty were thrifted.
YM-rt1jy
7 hours ago
These designers dresses and bags were certainly not thrifted. They are the new collection of these designers.
fleurdumal666
7 hours ago
What channel are you watchig? It's silly not to have heating especially when others payroll it.Maybe you can help out.
arnicepernice8656
6 hours ago
Thinking is imperative. Without it why be? Her insatiable shopping not just for clothes needs highlighting, not least because she is actively asking viewers to fund her lifestyle via patreon.
oliviacarter-b9u
1 hour ago
What is truly silly is to refuse to see what's right in front of your eyes: if some were gifts, why would she need to spend more instead of using that money on what she was begging for in the first place. Miss Jarvis and her entourage have grown a problem, one could even call it a disease. Yet instead of helping them by keeping them accountable, you prefer to talk down on the people who do? Well, that says a lot about you, my dear, and silly is not the word I would use for that kind of behavior.
maryloukelly7696
16 hours ago
Her clothes are terrible, unbecoming, not fit for a charity shop.
robsalyers281
1 day ago
Thank You for putting this video together and spreading the truth on that grifting witch from Lieland!! I look at the Tattler often and wish I had a sponsor or code to be able to add my own commentary to ad to others seeing the truth about not only the 50yr old grifting hag but that idiot wig in a stick fake gay purse holder! I'm gay and he's an embarrassment to our tribe!!! Would love to see a video like this one but with PhiPhis journey of not just spending her coins and ridiculous style but the evolution of his hair system!! I saw a few photos of him younger and looks like he started going bald in high school or whatever they call it where he's from and the changing length and color of "weave" and wigs he's apparently worn for years and the beanie trying to hide his hair system when he's either out of spray on hair or just not bothered to pencil in his forehead because we all know they don't bathe properly at that shitteau... Lol #justiceforlancelot
Karma baby!
VIP Member
Saturday at 11:58 PM
I just came in today to say i hope all my fluoride tattlers are ok! @T Rex @mrsp67 @Jules100 and anyone else I missed.
I just heard from a friend of mine who has many feet of water in their house and their boat floating in their back yard!
Another friend of mine lives in Beirut with her husband and 2 little girls… luckily their house was far enough from all the explosions, but they are now living in pure chaos and fear and a lot of their friends and family have been sheltering in their church.
Today of all days, I have ZERO bandwidth for LaLande and its crappy habitants
Love and peace to you all
Stay safe
Miss Trunchbull
VIP Member
Sep 24, 2024
Why is someone who wears trousers like this allowed to do anything at all? Surely he should be in some gated community where other people can look after him, feed him and give him a sense of importance and meaning.…..oh, wait. …..that’s Lalande - a gated community , anyway his trousers are obscene
KiKiGee
VIP Member
Sep 25, 2024
How to dress like Stephanie Jarvis from The Chateau Diaries
5,133 views
jbr7300
16 hours ago
You’re fishing in the shallow end. There’s much more to this than a happy woman with a wardrobe. If you’re one of her patrons, your money is buying all those clothes, jewelry, antiques, PORCELAIN, designer dogs and designer bags to put said designer dog in, a Porsche, and too many luxury travel destinations to list. Yet, of all the material and property assets she has, her main home - a chateau - is neglected. If you’re a patron, your money is purportedly to be used for renovations to the crumbling chateau. She’s on a spending high and can’t seem to stop. If you’re a patron, can you afford to purchase 1000€ dresses for yourself? No? Then why are people buying them for her?
graciemckitten
VIP Member
Monday at 7:27 AM
@worldofsurprises9677
7 hours ago
What did you witness him doing to Lancelot?
THIS IS SHOCKING AND HORRIFYING!!!!!!! very revealing about abusive nasty controlling Phillip, and Stephanie and Isabel didn’t give a tit about the dog. Ratso 1.0 was so abused. Think about all the fake acting by Mummy and Stephanie with money aler 2.0 in today’s video.
@cmhf5776
6 hours ago
@worldofsurprises9677 Phillip kept a hold of the dog virtually all the time and Lancelot didnt like that. When the dog struggled, Phillip would flick its ear really hard. I didn't see him do that but my friend that went with me told me about it. Then when the dog made any sound, like a whine or bark, he would hold the dogs mouth shut. Like really really hard. He did this a lot. Lancelot struggled a lot against that too. Like that dog couldnt breath. He also dragged the dog by the lead across the lawn. That was horrible. It shocked me a lot to see that. The collar was loose but it must have hurt him. He really didn't like Phillip. My friend told Isabel and she said something like don't be silly, have you been on Phillips tour yet? She didn't care. Lots of people wanted to pet the dog and it was too much for a little puppy. Phillip was very controlling! Stephanie hardly touched the dog all day. She didn't care either. I asked and my friend asked, in fact a lot of people asked if Lancelot was doing ok but they just said he was tired all the time. Poor thing wanted to run and play. He yanked at Lancelots collar a lot say behave. That wasnt nice! I used to love the channel. Now I hate them both. But especially him. He's a lord of the manner, no bones about it. He controls everything including Stephanie. It's like he's got her under some spell now he's in charge. He's not a kind person in my opinion. I was really excited to visit and meet them but I left and cancelled my patron and my friend did too. We talked to a lot of people there and they don't like him either. He's got a mean streek a mile wide if you ask. The only people there that was nice was Vivian, I didnt like her till I met her but she was super sweet to everyone and very helpful. She mingled with everyone, like made time for everyone and sat with them but Phillip and Stephanie didnt. The French girl was charming to everyone, forget her name, and Nick who does the trees. He was great and made time for everyone. My friend gave Stephanie a complimont on her dress and all she did was spin about and tell us how much she paid for it. Then she told another woman near us it was a gift. Like who does that? Anyway, I wasn't impressed with much, because she's got all this money now and her chateau is falling apart, but the food was good on patron day. That's about the the only thing. We went to another b and b chateau after laLande and it was wonderful! Our hosts took us out, showed the region, to markets and shops looked after us real good! That's what well remember about visiting France the best, not laLande.
HAS LOSER PHILIP DONE THIS TO MONEYMAKER 2.0 OFF CAMERA TO BREAK THE SPIRIT OF THE 3 POUND RECAST PROP DOG? See them tether, the dog 90% of the time, ignore the dog in the car when it is trying to get their attention because it needs to go to the bathroom, pulling the dog by its harness in the streets in the south of France, etc. H
Greedy negligent and reckless Stephanie leaves abusive Philip in charge of the dog when she travels away from the Dump and likely whenever the pink camera stop filming. What is awful is that I would bet you that Stephanie has abusive Philip registered as the owner of money maker, 2.0. in France. I still think they drug the dog with homeopathic meds to make him lethargic and compliant for the camera.
The gruesome twosome are a couple pf greedy abusive sociopaths.
Is this why the dog is so lethargic, passive, and timid? They don’t let the dog walk on the ground or on the floor of the Dump often. It doesn’t make a sound. Stephanie complain that the dog pees in the dump. The dog never make the sound on camera.What fresh hell is moneymaker 2.0 subjected to daily? Ignored, tethered, and forcibly silenced until it is needed to perform for the little pink camera?
Remember loser Philip aggressively rubbing the punctured throat of Ratso 1.0?
Last edited: Monday at 7:47 AM
As always, thank you all for contributing
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Happy Tattling
Also, Happy Birthday @Lady Avonlea
Most Liked Posts from the previous thread
T Rex
VIP Member
Saturday at 3:48 AM
Greetings my lovely Tartlets and Tartgents from the aftermath of Hurricane Helene in SW Florida! Our internet finally came back up. It was a nail biting night on the harbor- tornado warnings and the storm surge exceeded predictions. The water kept rising. By 10 PM, my street literally became part of the harbor (I can honestly say I have never seen whitecaps and waves on my actual street) with waist deep water in some areas (most of my yard was completely underwater- not from the rain, and water started rising into the garage.) Around midnight, it started to subside a little and luckily it never made it into the house or the pool. @mrsp67 and I were texting back and forth, and she even offered to let me come over to her house inland because she is awesome like that- but the roads were far too flooded to even think of going anywhere. This morning fueled by a ton of coffee, dealt with the aftermath. After assessing our house, checking on neighbours and FaceTiming with snowbird neighbours- "Yeah, you're going to need to come down as soon as you can...", we were lucky- most of the older homes had water intrusion, and their pools are now brown from the nasty muddy harbour water that covered them. (And many pool pumps are inop because they had been underwater as well.)
My friends, whose recently remodeled house took on 6" of water and their beautiful new pool is now brown, were howling with laughter because they awoke to find two jet skis sitting in their back yard- what can you do but find humour? We pulled the cars and everything else out of our garage to clean and sanitize (a layer of mud on the floor), and spent the day cleaning up a ton of random debris from the yard- part of a boat, large wooden boards, trash (there was a showerhead in our driveway), and even a mattress (which we haven't moved yet because it was waterlogged and weighs a ton.) Across the canal from me, a 50+' powerboat is washed up onto someone's backyard. Our entire street is covered in mud, with a lot of standing water and stinky. We never lost water nor power (just internet), so there's a silver lining. Next door neighbour lives in Germany, so got the spare key to his house from his brother's house the next street over (who also lives in Germany, but luckily could access that house through a series of combination locks to retrieve the key) - only his garage and pool were compromised- threw a bag of shock into the pool until he can get a pool service out to drain/clean/refill it (pump is also inop), hosed the mud out his garage and let it dry out while cleaning up a ton of debris in his yard. We're spent- I racked up over 17K steps on my Apple watch today and we haven't even had a chance to inspect the boats thoroughly yet- priorities. They're insured, sailboat is floating, powerboat is on the lift, and not in our or someone else's yard physically- so that is a win. My dock and boathouse are intact. (Dock electrics are completely forked, but who cares? The circuit breakers are off. It's fine.)
The general consensus is, even amongst those who were pulling out flooring and cutting out wet drywall today- it could have been worse compared those up north- Cedar Key is devastated. Some have lived here for 30+ years, and have never experienced the flooding we had. @mrsp67 said the sandwich shop was fine (feeding the masses and first responders today.) Based on the water line debris field slapping at the back of our house, we had 16" from it forking up the pool and 2" more from that from getting into the house, so I am counting my blessings.
Hugs and prayers to the rest of you Tattlers impacted by Helene. ❤
graciemckitten
VIP Member
Sunday at 11:06 AM
Updated comment on Tattle Lancelot video:
cmhf5776
12 hours ago
For those detractors saying Lancelot was the best treated, most pampered, most loved etc, let me tell you that I was at the Patreon Day and personally witnessed Philip treating Lancelot badly. That dog was doomed as soon as they bought him. I stopped being a patron because of what I saw. I left feeling really upset. I encourage the owners of this channel to make more videos like this. They are telling the truthful things! I encourage these detractors to take what they say to heart, because I can't be more disgusted by those at la Lande. They shouldn't be dog owners, not now, not ever!
JanePlain
Well-known member
Sunday at 3:50 PM
Do you know sometimes I question myself as to why I continue to log on here despite no longer even hate watching a micro-second of the shameful grifting charades & out of control consumerism using other people’s money that has become Stephoney’s pointless & vacuous lifestyle.
Today I have come to realise ….. @mrsp67 @T Rex you are absolute best of people. Utter utter respect to you both for immediately thinking about & helping others in need at times of crisis.
You remind me there are really good people in this mad sad world & that is becoming increasingly important & reassuring given the chaos that seems to be churning everywhere.I also ….
- hear of good books, movies, podcasts, recipes etc to follow up.
- learn about many & varied things I had no knowledge of whatsoever
- understand lots about real life in France from those who have been residents for years
- get giggles & often out loud belly laughs from the clever memes and acerbic wit which many of you are blessed with in your responses
- appreciate the genuine care & advice for people have for each other when things aren’t going so well
etc etc etc
(Obviously also the delicious & sometimes ridiculous gossip)
Chapeau Tattlers
I’m so glad I am here ……
---
Oh and happy belated birthdays @Beachgirl and @CountessPompidoo
KiKiGee
VIP Member
Thursday at 6:25 PM
barbaralamoreaux328
15 hours ago
How silly to spend time thinking about how much someone’s clothes cost. Especially since some were gifts and plenty were thrifted.
YM-rt1jy
7 hours ago
These designers dresses and bags were certainly not thrifted. They are the new collection of these designers.
fleurdumal666
7 hours ago
What channel are you watchig? It's silly not to have heating especially when others payroll it.Maybe you can help out.
arnicepernice8656
6 hours ago
Thinking is imperative. Without it why be? Her insatiable shopping not just for clothes needs highlighting, not least because she is actively asking viewers to fund her lifestyle via patreon.
oliviacarter-b9u
1 hour ago
What is truly silly is to refuse to see what's right in front of your eyes: if some were gifts, why would she need to spend more instead of using that money on what she was begging for in the first place. Miss Jarvis and her entourage have grown a problem, one could even call it a disease. Yet instead of helping them by keeping them accountable, you prefer to talk down on the people who do? Well, that says a lot about you, my dear, and silly is not the word I would use for that kind of behavior.
maryloukelly7696
16 hours ago
Her clothes are terrible, unbecoming, not fit for a charity shop.
robsalyers281
1 day ago
Thank You for putting this video together and spreading the truth on that grifting witch from Lieland!! I look at the Tattler often and wish I had a sponsor or code to be able to add my own commentary to ad to others seeing the truth about not only the 50yr old grifting hag but that idiot wig in a stick fake gay purse holder! I'm gay and he's an embarrassment to our tribe!!! Would love to see a video like this one but with PhiPhis journey of not just spending her coins and ridiculous style but the evolution of his hair system!! I saw a few photos of him younger and looks like he started going bald in high school or whatever they call it where he's from and the changing length and color of "weave" and wigs he's apparently worn for years and the beanie trying to hide his hair system when he's either out of spray on hair or just not bothered to pencil in his forehead because we all know they don't bathe properly at that shitteau... Lol #justiceforlancelot
Karma baby!
VIP Member
Saturday at 11:58 PM
I just came in today to say i hope all my fluoride tattlers are ok! @T Rex @mrsp67 @Jules100 and anyone else I missed.
I just heard from a friend of mine who has many feet of water in their house and their boat floating in their back yard!
Another friend of mine lives in Beirut with her husband and 2 little girls… luckily their house was far enough from all the explosions, but they are now living in pure chaos and fear and a lot of their friends and family have been sheltering in their church.
Today of all days, I have ZERO bandwidth for LaLande and its crappy habitants
Love and peace to you all
Stay safe
Miss Trunchbull
VIP Member
Sep 24, 2024
Why is someone who wears trousers like this allowed to do anything at all? Surely he should be in some gated community where other people can look after him, feed him and give him a sense of importance and meaning.…..oh, wait. …..that’s Lalande - a gated community , anyway his trousers are obscene
KiKiGee
VIP Member
Sep 25, 2024
How to dress like Stephanie Jarvis from The Chateau Diaries
5,133 views
jbr7300
16 hours ago
You’re fishing in the shallow end. There’s much more to this than a happy woman with a wardrobe. If you’re one of her patrons, your money is buying all those clothes, jewelry, antiques, PORCELAIN, designer dogs and designer bags to put said designer dog in, a Porsche, and too many luxury travel destinations to list. Yet, of all the material and property assets she has, her main home - a chateau - is neglected. If you’re a patron, your money is purportedly to be used for renovations to the crumbling chateau. She’s on a spending high and can’t seem to stop. If you’re a patron, can you afford to purchase 1000€ dresses for yourself? No? Then why are people buying them for her?
graciemckitten
VIP Member
Monday at 7:27 AM
@worldofsurprises9677
7 hours ago
What did you witness him doing to Lancelot?
THIS IS SHOCKING AND HORRIFYING!!!!!!! very revealing about abusive nasty controlling Phillip, and Stephanie and Isabel didn’t give a tit about the dog. Ratso 1.0 was so abused. Think about all the fake acting by Mummy and Stephanie with money aler 2.0 in today’s video.@cmhf5776
6 hours ago
@worldofsurprises9677 Phillip kept a hold of the dog virtually all the time and Lancelot didnt like that. When the dog struggled, Phillip would flick its ear really hard. I didn't see him do that but my friend that went with me told me about it. Then when the dog made any sound, like a whine or bark, he would hold the dogs mouth shut. Like really really hard. He did this a lot. Lancelot struggled a lot against that too. Like that dog couldnt breath. He also dragged the dog by the lead across the lawn. That was horrible. It shocked me a lot to see that. The collar was loose but it must have hurt him. He really didn't like Phillip. My friend told Isabel and she said something like don't be silly, have you been on Phillips tour yet? She didn't care. Lots of people wanted to pet the dog and it was too much for a little puppy. Phillip was very controlling! Stephanie hardly touched the dog all day. She didn't care either. I asked and my friend asked, in fact a lot of people asked if Lancelot was doing ok but they just said he was tired all the time. Poor thing wanted to run and play. He yanked at Lancelots collar a lot say behave. That wasnt nice! I used to love the channel. Now I hate them both. But especially him. He's a lord of the manner, no bones about it. He controls everything including Stephanie. It's like he's got her under some spell now he's in charge. He's not a kind person in my opinion. I was really excited to visit and meet them but I left and cancelled my patron and my friend did too. We talked to a lot of people there and they don't like him either. He's got a mean streek a mile wide if you ask. The only people there that was nice was Vivian, I didnt like her till I met her but she was super sweet to everyone and very helpful. She mingled with everyone, like made time for everyone and sat with them but Phillip and Stephanie didnt. The French girl was charming to everyone, forget her name, and Nick who does the trees. He was great and made time for everyone. My friend gave Stephanie a complimont on her dress and all she did was spin about and tell us how much she paid for it. Then she told another woman near us it was a gift. Like who does that? Anyway, I wasn't impressed with much, because she's got all this money now and her chateau is falling apart, but the food was good on patron day. That's about the the only thing. We went to another b and b chateau after laLande and it was wonderful! Our hosts took us out, showed the region, to markets and shops looked after us real good! That's what well remember about visiting France the best, not laLande.
HAS LOSER PHILIP DONE THIS TO MONEYMAKER 2.0 OFF CAMERA TO BREAK THE SPIRIT OF THE 3 POUND RECAST PROP DOG? See them tether, the dog 90% of the time, ignore the dog in the car when it is trying to get their attention because it needs to go to the bathroom, pulling the dog by its harness in the streets in the south of France, etc. H
Greedy negligent and reckless Stephanie leaves abusive Philip in charge of the dog when she travels away from the Dump and likely whenever the pink camera stop filming. What is awful is that I would bet you that Stephanie has abusive Philip registered as the owner of money maker, 2.0. in France. I still think they drug the dog with homeopathic meds to make him lethargic and compliant for the camera.
The gruesome twosome are a couple pf greedy abusive sociopaths.
Is this why the dog is so lethargic, passive, and timid? They don’t let the dog walk on the ground or on the floor of the Dump often. It doesn’t make a sound. Stephanie complain that the dog pees in the dump. The dog never make the sound on camera.What fresh hell is moneymaker 2.0 subjected to daily? Ignored, tethered, and forcibly silenced until it is needed to perform for the little pink camera?
Remember loser Philip aggressively rubbing the punctured throat of Ratso 1.0?
Last edited: Monday at 7:47 AM
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