The Chateau Diaries #290 Like her brain, her soul and her bed, Fanny's engagement ring is empty!

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ComtesseRose

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Congratulations @Lady Avonlea for naming the thread, congratulations @Abuela for nominating, and congratulations if more have nominated. ❤

Wow that last thread flew by in a matter of days, I can't believe Fanny outdid Billy's kaboom...

Most Liked Posts from the previous thread - although every post from the previous thread deserves to be here, they were all so good!




M&MsMom
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Tuesday at 12:30 AM
Karma baby! said:
Well slap my ass and call me Sally.. it's actually true.. and SHE DIDN'T INCLUDE HIM IN THE THUMBNAIL 🤣🤣🤣

If it isn't an indicator of how their relationship works....
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I guess she just can't let Amaury and Nati have any sort of limelight, huh?

Bwahahahaha....it's his great grandmother's ring!

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T Rex
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Tuesday at 2:11 AM
I wonder if Fanny is feeling FOMO- after all, Tess had her big wedding last year, and now Golden Bun Cuz and Herr Nutti are engaged. Knowing Fanny, she is going to try to one-up Tess by having a grander, bigger event, and will find a big gaudy rock to put in the empty shell of the ring Snorts presented her. "Oh, Nati, before you go to your tiny house and plan your tiny wedding, put your tiny ring next to mine for the camera!" Fanny cannot stand anyone else being the center of attention.

Snorts seemed to be pleased with himself, and looked around the SA beach house as if assessing what he intends to inherit. He is certainly playing the long game...

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Pyke
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Tuesday at 12:46 AM
I wrote this back in December Thread 280, just call me Mystic Meg
"One hundred % sure IF Snorts was ever to propose to Steph she would be getting his Grandmother's ring".

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Granola Chic
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Tuesday at 5:54 AM
S.J is engaged to clearly a gay uneducated unempoyed man who is over 20 years younger.
This is the funniest thing I've heard in a while! Just LOL...LOL...LOL
This is what happens when you live a pretend life on YouTube instead of documenting your true self.
Some very serious tit must have happened (such as the outcome of the orange fencing) to warrant such a fake proposition.


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Doesen't this just scream "we're engaged!"

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LittleMore Cottage
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Tuesday at 12:31 AM
OMG engaged are you serious????? He gave her his Great grandmothers ring that has no stone in it..... I have never seen anything so stupid... And then that other ugly cocktail ring. Wonder if she will have a prenup????I am speechless that she would even think to marry him

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Tartuffe
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Tuesday at 5:18 AM
I am several threads behind, and I know the sequinned beret has already been addressed (including by @Nettle flower and @ComtesseRose with their admissions of owning one ;);)). But in light of @Le Baiseur's fantastic mutant alien beanie post, I can't resist:

Who wore it better?

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Yesterday at 3:36 AM
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Please come back @MojoDublin, @Heathcliffe still has the Jet and I've never had a turn with it. :cry:
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Darling sparrowsfart..the delta 1 is on the landing strip at area 54
( still only VIP access) reckless of #heathcliff to leave you without 😎

Im on page four haven’t laughed so much in ages truthfully you are all the thespians of social media …. Allo allo


I’ll not hold back …. I was fuckin apoplectic….
Looking at Fanny flaps sitting in Qsuites on board to SA (5k payload ...phiphi WASENT IN VIEW)
Steph ......you'll be in a psych ward by Christmass.....
your mother can spot that little freeloader and his granny at 10 paces.
the little dildo FLEW ....Business class- second hand china !!!! she left in the stables AS A GIFT FOR HER BEACH HOUSE
WORSTE he smugly tells you Ive had that ring since my 21st bday .....ITS A SECOND HAND ...TRICE GIFTED .and his granny prised the diamond out of the ring....BUT YOUR DAUGHTER ACCEPTED IT ....

tut tut Isabelle I KNOW you taught her better,,psssst Isabelle YOU DONT THINK HES EYEING UP YOUR RING FOR HIMSELF ????

meanwhile FANNY FLAPS popped out with HER ex for breakfast and left the dildo at home with you n Percy to babysit.....

I swear I just peed myself ...... HES NOT on the thumbnail---- well a dildo is surplus to requirement ,,,when both of your exes are happily on vacay ...same time


clearly her porn is now a daily review of her company bank statements…
( have you noticed international Potts and bag head are now ALWAYS on holls same time .. now the directors have cash 💰 to fly )

I digress

our sensibilities are not to be assimilated
We saw this coming

2 years of her on her bully campaign
( wtf Maria yer back to be witch slapped by her literal witch dog … in addition to bringing phiphi to-play school ( Lidl and eamuse)
Net worth 2.5 million

2 years of cuz … dan the man ect
Grifters Sunday …. Net worth 2 million
A cook 2 Gardiners a pot man and a woodcutter
( staff costs 250 k )

one full year of darling …. Puke fest
Traveling ........11 holidays
Relatives sell their gaff and move in loveing their cooking!!!
Nutty the load bearer moves out ……..DIAMOND ON HER HAND ..A BUN HUNK WITH A PAID JOB ...IN HER BED ...well done nutty

nothing fixed - repaired or working !!!
Where’s the boiler man gone....the chapel will now cost 760k ...it was gonna cost nothing...NADA when mummy was there full time
church sold off one crumbling star at a time

And YOU HAD 7 vacays in 6 weeks ….. 2024

1 million

Here’s why you have not fucked that walking dildo out with his diamondless ring
You can string cash grab out for 2 years
Even Maria can make some cash. “. Buy Philips or Steps bouquet “💐

Then you’ll dump the fucker once he’s edited the final vlogmuss of you engagementy unwrapped.

But hold tight he’s got 2 nukes in his arsenal

they PAID to fly him over to intern FOR FREE. for you
Granny and mummy have the BIG RED BUTTON - on that walking dildo you are housing

and they will start their Own YouTube Channel
“ no family diamond heirloom was lost …. In this chateau “

please subscribe to our other channel
“ How to restore a chateau in less than 10 years intern for 5 .....et voila “

For the very last time Steph
It’s a bleeping farmhouse …..

and your a charlatan......but I'm loving how mummy the silent assassin its smirking at her husband


love to all I'm going back to reading...might check out the video channels here....

your all olympians .......



Sparrowsfart said:
Please come back @MojoDublin, @Heathcliffe still has the Jet and I've never had a turn with it. :cry:
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T Rex
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Yesterday at 1:55 AM
The unseen footage of Snorts' proposal in the chapel:

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As always, a big thank you to you all, who contribute, archive, share, sleuth and shitpost.
Remember we have a wonderful wiki, which should probably be updated to include the new Mrs. Jarvis (and it's not Fanny I'm talking about, LOL)
Happy Tattling - and welcome back @MojoDublin (don't be a stranger 💚)
 
Well that thread went flashing (unlike the missing stone from THE RING) by at top speed.

Thank you @ComtesseRose what a trooper, also to @Lady Avonlea and @Abuela for the name and nom.

Glad to see you back @MojoDublin you've been missed

Percy's son really must have needed to take his frustration out somewhere. To make butter from cream that fast, with a handwhisk and in the dark is no mean feat. Meanwhile Mummy Potts was whisking up even more bleeping cream in the dark with another kitchen utensil from bygone times.

I woke up still chuckling at the thought of what if Bagheads bag had caught light.

What a jolly time was had by all :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

ps.....the crazies are still fainting, needing the smelling salts wetting their Tenna Ladies at the excitment of the engagement.
 
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Oh Antwon you are quite the tall drink. You smell like cotton candy, yum. Boy if I weren’t engaged. Hey now that you & I are partners at the chateau you should bring your young friends over. I will try to get that pool built for you & your buddies. We can hang out at OUR pool they can swim without their shirts. I swim with my shirt on for some odd reason, or I don’t have to swim, I could watch, yeah I’ll watch your young friends swim.
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Bubblefriend what are you doing here? Are you crashing my engagement party? How did you find OUR beach & walk past the black mambas to find OUR house in the dark? Don’t you know only SJ’s x-lovers & her family were invited not mine. Did you bring a plus one to SJ’s party? Oh she is your bubble lesbian. What do you mean since I moved on you moved on?
 
Thanks @ComtesseRose you're a gem -if only you could fit in Fanny's empty ring. Great thread title. Snorts gave Fanny that ring because when ever he travels he has a made to measure sex toy if he can prize it off the man hands. Snorts is the Lord of the Rings and Michael Pethericks is his favourite to date.

Maybe Fanny will start selling La Land as a wedding venue?

The Lupin reference is another passive aggressive dig at Teflon Billy
 
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oh steph, let me tell you - the description for your look at "my engagement party" wasn't beachy but bitchy - small but subtle difference.

And thanks that my family is about to send me for a drug test. Since your engagement vlog, I've been having spontaneous fits of laughter and constantly giggling to myself. Please get married quickly, these laugh flashes are quite tiring.
 
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oh steph, let me tell you - the description for your look at "my engagement party" wasn't beachy but bitchy - small but subtle difference.

And thanks that my family is about to send me for a drug test. Since your engagement vlog, I've been having spontaneous fits of laughter and constantly giggling to myself. Please get married quickly, these laugh flashes are quite tiring.
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That jumpsuit looked like it belonged on a rack of lamb
 
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Woke up to find the previous thread still open. Surprised! But now I see it hasn't yet been closed... But, yay, I'm pretty much up to speed.

Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread. Absolutely brilliant title @Lady Avonlea and great nom @Abuela This title could not have been passed by. That would have been a complete travesty.

That last thread left me for dead at times and I thought I would never catch up. Was that a CD tattle record? You are all witty and on point tattlers. Chapeau. Still some missing OG, I hope they are all OK and laughing heartily at the current play of things.

This caught my eye (not literally, thank god) in this mornings news. Why can't THIS happen to THEM?
 

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PSA from Philip Janssen in the live chat...
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2024-02-14, 21:32 (chat)
I just wanted to let you all know that as we're spending time with Gerry, Isabelle & Percy, the next vlog will be out on Sunday! - Philip

Nic, Marie and Antoine have already left. Good for Antoine.
No more spending time with Michael Potts???

Philip Janssen was hand picked by Stephanie Jarvis, Michael Potts and Nic Larkin.
After his arrival, he was responsible for, growing Stephanie Jarvis' numbers, making connections (phone calls), acquiring sponsors, putting out brush fires, directing, and handling the day to day drivel. He became the golden boy. It was too good to be true.
He is no longer the golden boy. Stephanie Jarvis and company are now scrambling. Her travel channels are going nowhere, she and Philip Janssen are now banking on wedding prep to draw a new audience. Why? Because there is no growth, her number have flat lined and now are beginning to decline. Nothing last forever.
 
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Just Grift Wood said:
The Lupin reference is another passive aggressive dig at Teflon Billy
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You think she ever read the books? No? Me neither. LOL.

KiKiGee said:
Because there is no growth, her number have flat lined and now are beginning to decline. Nothing last forever.
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Now... Imagine Fanny being so frustrated, she'll do a Foodie Beauty and do a drunken South Africa rage stream. My goodness wouldn't that be wonderful.
 
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Oh Antwon you are quite the tall drink. You smell like cotton candy, yum. Boy if I weren’t engaged. Hey now that you & I are partners at the chateau you should bring your young friends over. I will try to get that pool built for you & your buddies. We can hang out at OUR pool they can swim without their shirts. I swim with my shirt on for some odd reason, or I don’t have to swim, I could watch, yeah I’ll watch your young friends swim.
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Bubblefriend what are you doing here? Are you crashing my engagement party? How did you find OUR beach & walk past the black mambas to find OUR house in the dark? Don’t you know only SJ’s x-lovers & her family were invited not mine. Did you bring a plus one to SJ’s party? Oh she is your bubble lesbian. What do you mean since I moved on you moved on?
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Oh lordy! I had to go back and reread the bubble lesbian reference! I thought the person in the background was Snorty wearing Fanny’s old Emmaus green swimsuit. He must’ve snuck it out of Marie’s hope chest.
 
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