The Body Coach #2 Joe gets right on my wicks

[Yel]

New thread, I forget who came up with it a while ago. But it did have a lot of likes

 

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali]

Indie at the gym again, no doubt working off the illegal bread she had yesterday

 

[Brocoligal]

Bet it was white bread too

 

[Sarah honeysuckle]

Joe: “Indie do you like your lunch?”
indie: NO!

She’s already rebelling! Love it!!!

 

[Spanielears]

Dear Joe, just because your toddler ate something once you can’t declare that ‘we know she likes this’. She is a toddler she will change what she likes with the direction of the wind. This is what toddlers do. I hope she does this more and more so you stop being so bloody smug!!!

 

[AreYouHavinAGiraffe]

Is he feeding her last nights tea for her lunch....?

 

[Spanielears]

Yes all mushed up. Last night she didn’t want it after he declared he knew she liked it as she’s had it before. She still appears to hate it at lunchtime

 

[Claudius43]

I wish she would just start lobbing his crappy food at him or on the floor where it belongs!

 

[Asparagus123]

He’s so calm around her isn’t he
“Do you like that Indie”
“Are you going to eat that indie”
“There’s cheese on top you like cheese Indie”
“Is it too hot for you indie “
“Blow on it Indie”
LEAVE HER ALONE !!!

 

[Ladymuckx]

This actually makes me sick up! Reconnect with Rosie and a wink emoji

On the plus point I hope Indie is enjoying some carbs and treats.

 

[Borntorun]

I think I’m about to vomit about his face about reconnecting with Rosie in their hotel room. She’s had a baby a month ago, give her a break you vile man

 

[Doingitforthegram]

I cant imagine leaving my newborn for a night away this soon

 

[Chablis1]

Oh, so grandparents I assume are looking after the baby etc. I couldn’t have left my daughter overnight at just four weeks old

 

[Asparagus123]

I would never ever have left my newborn after 4 weeks most likely was 4 years
Re-connect with Rosie ! Keep it zipped up you idiot !!
I really don’t understand how she can be breastfeeding and have a night away I know I couldn’t just because of milk supply and feeding being so difficult in those early days !

 

[Gunt]

Well at least Indie will have some proper food hopefully

 

[Asparagus123]

He’s probably left a job lot of frittatas for Indie
The other day when grandad was taking her to the park in the morning Joe had to make her pancakes to take with her !! What would be wrong with grabbing a crossaint at the park cafe !!

Please Grandad if you are reading this take Indie for a Happy Meal

 

[Brummiebird]

This actually makes me sick up! Reconnect with Rosie and a wink emoji

On the plus point I hope Indie is enjoying some carbs and treats.

I hope she snaps his midget tree in half!

 

[Sln2404]

I hope nanny and grandad take her to McDonald’s

 

[Spanielears]

They are so unrelatable. How many parents on maternity pay can afford a night in a posh hotel let alone doing it after just 4 weeks. After all that baby boy went through before Christmas I can’t believe they’ve left him already. He’s only been home 3 weeks and is still adjusting to the outside world.
I’d also never dream of lumbering my parents with night feeds.

 

[Asparagus123]

He was only saying two days ago that Marley was poorly and had been up most of the night and now they are leaving him !!!
Me thinks it’s all got too much for Joe Boy !