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Ruth I love you if you felt that emotional about me I would die happy we wouldn’t get a lot of work done in the hay barn every day would be us against the rest. Just say good riddance to Jill and can l help you to pack and there’s the door and only come back when invited and your cooking sinks.
 
I thought George was interested in Fallon for her business acumen but then the talk about exercising and his pecs 🤢

Vince showing his true colours again.

Is juliana going to turn into a bunny boiler with Ruairi? Is Paul going to rescue the bunny and find true love with Ruari over Dianna Ross vinyls?
What will Friday's nail biting episode bring l?
 
Sea said:
I thought George was interested in Fallon for her business acumen but then the talk about exercising and his pecs 🤢

Vince showing his true colours again.

Is juliana going to turn into a bunny boiler with Ruairi? Is Paul going to rescue the bunny and find true love with Ruari over Dianna Ross vinyls?
What will Friday's nail biting episode bring l?
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Gotta love a pantomime villain .. 😉
 
The warm hubs answer for Ambridge is to just put Vince Cable in the middle of the green and stand around him with your hands out he generates enough hot air and heat to melt the ice caps.

The hub at the Bull will end once the first toilet roll goes missing and a caravan club member walks in. Gill will wet her pants.

George will end the other hub when he gabs some hot buns without paying after hours.
And just one more thing Julianne is pregnant by guess who. It’s the only way to populate Ambridge.
 
over thinker said:
The warm hubs answer for Ambridge is to just put Vince Cable in the middle of the green and stand around him with your hands out he generates enough hot air and heat to melt the ice caps.

The hub at the Bull will end once the first toilet roll goes missing and a caravan club member walks in. Gill will wet her pants.

George will end the other hub when he gabs some hot buns without paying after hours.
And just one more thing Julianne is pregnant by guess who. It’s the only way to populate Ambridge.
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I love your recaps! 😂
 
over thinker said:
The warm hubs answer for Ambridge is to just put Vince Cable in the middle of the green and stand around him with your hands out he generates enough hot air and heat to melt the ice caps.

The hub at the Bull will end once the first toilet roll goes missing and a caravan club member walks in. Gill will wet her pants.

George will end the other hub when he gabs some hot buns without paying after hours.
And just one more thing Julianne is pregnant by guess who. It’s the only way to populate Ambridge.
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Vince cable 🤣
 
Bobby Chariot said:
Jobs/business opportunities in return for sex 😲
Georgie-porgie as a chorister? I think his testicles descended a while back so that bird has flown.
What a sordid week, the innocent days of Easter bunny sightings & Harrison begging to be baptised are a distant memory.
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“Well here goes” Extracurricular activities: Fallon and George , George will be her guilty secret lust the fuel of the bored as Harrison wants a family and the religious fervor is a turn off .they call him the burning bush down at the station and once Harrison ketch’s them exercise there oral range .poor old George will be singing with the choir invisible.
And as for David and the incredible Ruth what are they like empty farm house come on David please get your Mojo back before Ruth runs off with Vince!
 
over thinker said:
“Well here goes” Extracurricular activities: Fallon and George , George will be her guilty secret lust the fuel of the bored as Harrison wants a family and the religious fervor is a turn off .they call him the burning bush down at the station and once Harrison ketch’s them exercise there oral range .poor old George will be singing with the choir invisible.
And as for David and the incredible Ruth what are they like empty farm house come on David please get your Mojo back before Ruth runs off with Vince!
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Can't see Ruth bunking up with Vince...but then again them solar panels need paying 😲
 
Ben is heading for the tipping point concerning his mental health one more crisis if anything happens to his beloved dog.it’s very predictable . Ruth needs to insist that he returns home .. sounds like the last contact pathway , all the if only he said or why didn’t I do more . l can hear them all giving there last contact reports in the Coroners Court . If Ben is found swimming with the fish’s .the Jill’s of this world never have any regrets and never have a broken nights sleep. His tutor missed the gold hour to intervene still not to late!
 
over thinker said:
Ben is heading for the tipping point concerning his mental health one more crisis if anything happens to his beloved dog.it’s very predictable . Ruth needs to insist that he returns home .. sounds like the last contact pathway , all the if only he said or why didn’t I do more . l can hear them all giving there last contact reports in the Coroners Court . If Ben is found swimming with the fish’s .the Jill’s of this world never have any regrets and never have a broken nights sleep. His tutor missed the gold hour to intervene still not to late!
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I do think it’s heading that way too sadly.
 
So Elizabeth is supporting Vince after him being vile to Ben, and Leonard is supporting Jill.
Very odd.
And agree there is a big build up to something horrible happening with Ben. Not sure how they can forgive Jill.
 
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