The Apprentice UK #3

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inkdigit said:
They're DOGS.

They eat literal tit.
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I said this last night. I've seen dogs eat literal tit and vomit but none of them would eat that food. So embarrassing 😭

Miss.Chanandler.Bong said:
It’s the entry for Eurovision
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I love when I recognise people from other threads. Definitely made the right choice watching this over LI last night!

It's been over 12 hours and I've still not recovered from seeing the texture of that gunk that Megan made 🤢🤢
 
JombleWomble said:
I said this last night. I've seen dogs eat literal tit and vomit but none of them would eat that food. So embarrassing 😭


I love when I recognise people from other threads. Definitely made the right choice watching this over LI last night!

It's been over 12 hours and I've still not recovered from seeing the texture of that gunk that Megan made 🤢🤢
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Yeah I was still reading the LI thread while watching this and didn’t look like anything good was happening
 
JulesC said:
Just watched it, can’t believe Megan didn’t go. She did so many things wrong; no clear vision, confused brief to the others, didn’t join the branding team on a branding task, made awful dog food… sure there’s more. Ridiculous decision to send Simba home.
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Completely agree, Megan should have gone. The branding might have been tit but the product itself was awful and she's the one responsible for that despite saying she was qualified to do the kitchen part herself.
 
I also thought Megan should have gone last night.
I quite like Simba but I do like Dani too, I think at least she come up with ideas and owns her mistakes. The tasks are stupid anyway.
This series has been awful, we were saying last night that unless they change things up we won’t bother watching the next series.
 
kachoochoo said:
im sorry, did the narrator just say "got creamed"?? filth!



that's our eurovision entry! it's good, but won't win
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It’s all so political now! I’m from Ireland and we won lots of them and now don’t even qualify. Of course it may be linked also to us sending our “Mr Blobby” equivalent “Dustin the Turkey” a few yrs ago. He took the absolute p!as out of the whole thing. We may have ruffled feathers (pardon the pun!)
 
Can I be pedantic also and point out Chef Barking was obviously a basset hound and the dog they used in the photo was a beagle. Or am I completely over thinking this?

I think Dani should have gone because she doesn’t listen to anyone else’s opinion once she’s got an idea in her head, even though LS seemed to think this was a good character trait 🤷‍♀️

I think Dani is going to win because on You’re fired ( never watched it before) Karen was singing her praises.

Sorry to see Simba go he seemed like a nice person & got stuck in . He was hilarious in the immersive experience task 😆
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House of Tea said:
Dani, minus the plunger lips. And the lips improved her how?
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Mr Biscuits calls her mrs potato head because of those lips!
 
I couldn't believe that they were all sampling that muck and putting it in their mouths.
I would never put a bleeping meal worm or any other insect in my mouth 🤮 I felt like retching just watching that.

Dani's design was utter crap. How the hell can she call herself a designer 🙄

Felt a bit sorry for Simba being ousted then. The poor bloke didn't stand a chance up against Dani who doesn't listen to anyone. Megan was also a let down.

I don't know who I want to win now as am not keen on any of them.
 
Scotch Mist said:
I couldn't believe that they were all sampling that muck and putting it in their mouths.
I would never put a bleeping meal worm or any other insect in my mouth 🤮 I felt like retching just watching that.

Dani's design was utter crap. How the hell can she call herself a designer 🙄

Felt a bit sorry for Simba being ousted then. The poor bloke didn't stand a chance up against Dani who doesn't listen to anyone. Megan was also a let down.

I don't know who I want to win now as am not keen on any of them.
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Dried mealworms are mostly imported from China where they are grown in human excrement which is why DEFRA have made it illegal to feed them to your chickens yet The Apprentice allowed their candidates to eat them. Guess that shows how much they care for this bunch!
 
Pontyslapper said:
You show me a pomsky, a cockerpoo, or any of these other duck knuckle made up brands and anyone from the 80's with half a brain will show you what it really is...

a bleeping MONGREL! (or if you was posh... a half breed)
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Of course they’re mongrels. I have a cockatoo and absolutely no issue here with having a mongrel. Pure bred dogs are often unhealthy eg King Charles breed often has heart issues.

I’m kinda wondering what the point of your comment was? And if it’s a shelter dog versus bought dog thing, we got ours in a shelter. Loads of beautiful dogs were surrendered post covid 😔
 
Multi-21 said:
I used to like the one they had to sell a product on behalf of someone and first had to convince them they would do it better than the other team. Who was the guy who repeatedly called the seller by the wrong name?
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oh yeah i liked those ones! where both teams would probably want the same thing

now im thinking about it, maybe it is the tasks that are ruining the newer series, not the contestants
 
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