The Apprentice UK #3

[50sGirl]

These are all terrible, crappy ideas. Nobody deserves to win.

OMG they really are bad this year.

 

[Dogtanian]

There’s a market for peuce makeup? Things I learn

 

[Mark81]

I don't get the boxing model, the market is already pretty saturated and she really doesn't know as much as she thinks.

But yes I'm struggling this year. Even the ones I thought might be good are awful.

 

[inkdigit]

Aww, don't cry. You bleeping idiot.

 

[Multi-21]

Were they all only given an hour to write these business plans? Why are they all missing so much basic detail? A luxury salon in the space of 3 car park spaces

 

[50sGirl]

Self educated, left after her GCSEs - same as most people then!

 

[puzzlehead]

Confidentiality agreement!

And saying it was part of the template she used. She may as well have said she didn’t read the template

 

[Dogtanian]

Karen’s going to run out of tissues.

 

[bananabutter]

I’m very behind as I forgot it was on, cringing at Dani not knowing the difference between turnover and profit.

 

[50sGirl]

Karen’s going to run out of tissues.

Karen is making Linda look like a kindly auntie!

 

[kachoochoo]

is it just me or are all these interview clips just as bad as the rest of this series?

like, we used to get so much more content here. but this is basically 'candidate sits down, interviewer says "this business plan sucks", candidate goes "thank you for your time "'

bleeping terrible

 

[inkdigit]

There’s lots of gulping and swallowing going on!

Ah, you've also seen Dani's secret insta

 

[50sGirl]

is it just me or are all these interview clips just as bad as the rest of this series?

like, we used to get so much more content here. but this is basically 'candidate sits down, interviewer says "this business plan sucks", candidate goes "thank you for your time "'

bleeping terrible

I agree. They didn’t seem as in depth as usual.

Poor Alan he’s got to pick 2 of a very bad bunch.

 

[puzzlehead]

Were they all only given an hour to write these business plans? Why are they all missing so much basic detail? A luxury salon in the space of 3 car park spaces

With all the mistakes, missing costs (like Victoria having no staffing costs included) none of their business plans would be go anywhere in the real world

 

[50sGirl]

Who are you guessing for final 2?

Marnie and Dani I think.

 

[Probablylurking66]

Its baroness Brady actually

What an hole!

 

[Multi-21]

Mike clearly wasn’t in the boardroom the same day as Linda and Claude, very odd!
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Who are you guessing for final 2?

Marnie and Dani I think.

Rochelle & Marnie I think

 

[inkdigit]

Marnie and Rochelle. The fact Marnie has already rinsed a couple of charities will put her in a good position.

 

[cora]

Why do they all have such tit business plans?! Would ya not go through it with a fine tooth comb before getting interviewed on it

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Are they only allowed a specific time to write the business plans to make good tv? They’re always awful