Only halfway through the episode but need to rant about “Mrs Patton-Edwards”
1) saying ‘this is the fun stuff I wanted to do’ about the engagement party… it looked dull as dishwater mate.
2) Everything is on HER terms and always has been. I’m not surprised Jordan cheated it’s always about her and what she wants.
3) She constantly banged on at Jordan about commitment and having other babies and moaned at him when he didn’t want to. Now SHE doesn’t want to it’s back to being about what she wants again. I feel sorry for him, he proposed but it’s still not good enough.
4) Since having this ‘influencer’ status she even more so thinks she’s better than everyone. It’s obvious she doesn’t want a baby cos she’s worried it will ruin her opportunities. I bet if ITS asked her to do a maternity range she’d be knocked up ASAP.
5) Jordan has only proposed to have another baby and he’s purposely saying 5 years to get married to further taunt Chloe so she gives in and has a baby. They constantly play off each other, he will say he wants a second baby before marriage and she will say she wants marriage before second baby. Chloe will get what she wants as always.
6) The rest of the moms always talk about their kids and what their kids are up to etc yet I couldn’t tell you anything about Marley. Aren’t the storylines supposed to relate to being a mom? Chloe’s segments are all about her.
7) She 100% knew about the proposal (in the sense that she knew he would do it soon) look how soon her engagement party was after. If she didn’t know, then I bet she was FUMING that she didn’t get that clothes shoot in Paris.
8) She always talks about being a mom as if she regrets it. It’s clear her friends hate that she’s a mom too lol. She shouldn’t have had kids, I feel like she has some resentment for Marley for ‘taking away her teenage years’
Anyway rant over, back to watch the rest lol