Summer Love Island 2023 #27

[doodlebug]

I’m not just saying this cos I’m jealous but Ella has 10000% been surgically enhanced. Her bum ain’t real. She looks though

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

I don't know why it's made me so mad, but Zac not having his hair cut has got me raging to myself!

 

[conrea37]

They can’t wait to get rid of each other already

I meant the "NPCs", the random audience but that also applies

 

[AlaiaG]

What’s with all the breaks

 

[Cáca_Milis]

Fella thinks he's Eminem, but is giving Vanilla Ice

I would have said Goldie Lookin' Chain myself

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

please give me a brief (preferably bitchy) rundown on why we dislike him, just so I can hate him appropriately enough for the next hour or so with the rest of you

He doesn’t respect women
Shagged over 100 women but apparently ready to change
Hot headed
Generally nasty and rude
And he’s got no neck

 

[Diagnosis123]

They're gonna win it folks, and there ain't a damn thing we can do about it

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

please give me a brief (preferably bitchy) rundown on why we dislike him, just so I can hate him appropriately enough for the next hour or so with the rest of you

He tells women to "shut up". He's sly, he owns the other boys in the villa, he says jump they say how high. He has no respect for women, he doesn't speak properly, he's miserable and him and Ella do nothing but fight. He thinks he runs the villa.

 

[gossyloo12]

Ella's figure tho

I have to say Ella looks amazing. They all do but Ella and Jess stood out for me to ight.

 

[skyehigh]

I've switched over to let my broski watch the Lincoln Lawyer but will enjoy the rundown via tattle in real time - more than I would enjoy watching the final!

 

[jadach]

He doesn’t respect women
Shagged over 100 women but apparently ready to change
Hot headed
Generally nasty and rude
And he’s got no neck

shagged over a 100 women and tried to compare it to catherine kissing 5 guys in one night cause his was “spread out over time”

 

[iieee]

please give me a brief (preferably bitchy) rundown on why we dislike him, just so I can hate him appropriately enough for the next hour or so with the rest of you

Him talking to the woman he now claims to love:

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

shagged over a 100 women and tried to compare it to catherine kissing 5 guys in one night cause his was “spread out over time”

Ooh I forgot this

 

[Mahamotel]

He tells women to "shut up". He's sly, he owns the other boys in the villa, he says jump they say how high. He has no respect for women, he doesn't speak properly, he's miserable and him and Ella do nothing but fight. He thinks he runs the villa.

His whole shtick is bravado and I see right through him. He’d be shaking, crying and throwing up within 2 minutes of being against one of us verbally. He’s been lucky considering these men are so feeble, he wouldn’t have stood a chance in earlier seasons

 

[unidentified]

Changed just for me

 

[GossWhore]

Him talking to the woman he now claims to love:
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Ty has told every woman in that villa minus Molly weirdly to shut up

 

[12346]

Can’t believe it’s on until half ten tonight

 

[gimm3more]

Fake as duck

 

[Sez99]

I fuckin love all this shite knowing none of them
Will last until Christmas hahahaha

 

[Tl212]

I can’t get over tink saying on a podcast thst ty goes round going rents due n I’m king of the villa