Butt3rfly
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As suggested by @mazeltovcocktails back in post 853. Congratulations. You win a one of a kind Star of David artwork by Deni himself.
Style by Deni #11 Denisaurus Rex is in his Jewrassic era…padam.
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Sure…Media!
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@Butt3rfly Thank-you for the new thread my good sir!
My mum approved this recrap schtick. It’s a vibe.
No longer concerned with pronouns, Denisaurus Rex / Regina George (whichever you prefer) showed us the last 12 months is nothing but water under the bridge. Actually, after some investigation we have been struggling to find what bridge in Geelong that might be.
Dressed in polyester and smelling like the south end of Smith Street, finally let out of his storage cage, old Ratko made a soft launch on socials, starring as himself.
The Garage Sale era proved to be the deathknell for Darling West though. It turns out no one wants to buy his tchotchke and sadly not enough funds were raised to ensure that the cafe could continue. Shalom, my avocado smash.
No one wanted footy boxes. With the AFL season over, the netty season is here and I would kindly ask everyone to cut their nails back. We’ve had to deny membership to anyone with talons coz the klutz can’t pass the ball.
But the show must go on. Life is like a box of chocolates. You may as well nosh on the whole box even though it wasn’t gifted to you.
Mixing meds and mimosas turned out to be a mistake and the meshugana went into a 2 week social media hiatus for a couple of hours. Just enough time for a rebrand. Mistaking the top of his head for his anus, Deni bleached his hair and eyebrows for no known reason but still managed to look like an hole.
The spiralling continued. Innocent people got hurt and Tattle got the blame. Not even the IDF could save Deni. Shame on those Tattlers who stopped him from graduating from cobbler college. Or the ED who let him escape. OR the AFP for leaking the airport photos. There is still hope his friendship with Clem Ford can be saved.
Hopefully Deni will take some time out to repent. Black Sabbath era. Rock
Schmooze in a marquee at the Bunnings sausage sizzle.
In all seriousness though, if Kimberly Noel Kardashian taught us anything, vintage Histronic Personality Disorder styled with DHGate narcotics is a crime against fashion. Enablement comes in many forms and anyone who is doing anything but working on your complete recovery is nothing but a red flag Ratko. Fashion is worthless without the label… and you’ve all but cut them off.
#gifted hospital pjs by Barwon Health
Mimosas by @mazeltovcocktails
Management by @somanyteeth
Catering by @Limpy Love
Sweater by @screenfreelookatme
Wing Attack by everyone who contributed to the last thread
Bris by ME!
Honey by #Woolworths
My mum approved this recrap schtick. It’s a vibe.
No longer concerned with pronouns, Denisaurus Rex / Regina George (whichever you prefer) showed us the last 12 months is nothing but water under the bridge. Actually, after some investigation we have been struggling to find what bridge in Geelong that might be.
Dressed in polyester and smelling like the south end of Smith Street, finally let out of his storage cage, old Ratko made a soft launch on socials, starring as himself.
The Garage Sale era proved to be the deathknell for Darling West though. It turns out no one wants to buy his tchotchke and sadly not enough funds were raised to ensure that the cafe could continue. Shalom, my avocado smash.
No one wanted footy boxes. With the AFL season over, the netty season is here and I would kindly ask everyone to cut their nails back. We’ve had to deny membership to anyone with talons coz the klutz can’t pass the ball.
But the show must go on. Life is like a box of chocolates. You may as well nosh on the whole box even though it wasn’t gifted to you.
Mixing meds and mimosas turned out to be a mistake and the meshugana went into a 2 week social media hiatus for a couple of hours. Just enough time for a rebrand. Mistaking the top of his head for his anus, Deni bleached his hair and eyebrows for no known reason but still managed to look like an hole.
The spiralling continued. Innocent people got hurt and Tattle got the blame. Not even the IDF could save Deni. Shame on those Tattlers who stopped him from graduating from cobbler college. Or the ED who let him escape. OR the AFP for leaking the airport photos. There is still hope his friendship with Clem Ford can be saved.
Hopefully Deni will take some time out to repent. Black Sabbath era. Rock
Schmooze in a marquee at the Bunnings sausage sizzle. In all seriousness though, if Kimberly Noel Kardashian taught us anything, vintage Histronic Personality Disorder styled with DHGate narcotics is a crime against fashion. Enablement comes in many forms and anyone who is doing anything but working on your complete recovery is nothing but a red flag Ratko. Fashion is worthless without the label… and you’ve all but cut them off.
#gifted hospital pjs by Barwon Health
Mimosas by @mazeltovcocktails
Management by @somanyteeth
Catering by @Limpy Love
Sweater by @screenfreelookatme
Wing Attack by everyone who contributed to the last thread
Bris by ME!
Honey by #Woolworths
frenchiefern
VIP Member
@Butt3rfly Thank-you for the new thread my good sir!
My mum approved this recrap schtick. It’s a vibe.
No longer concerned with pronouns, Denisaurus Rex / Regina George (whichever you prefer) showed us the last 12 months is nothing but water under the bridge. Actually, after some investigation we have been struggling to find what bridge in Geelong that might be.
Dressed in polyester and smelling like the south end of Smith Street, finally let out of his storage cage, old Ratko made a soft launch on socials, starring as himself.
The Garage Sale era proved to be the deathknell for Darling West though. It turns out no one wants to buy his tchotchke and sadly not enough funds were raised to ensure that the cafe could continue. Shalom, my avocado smash.
No one wanted footy boxes. With the AFL season over, the netty season is here and I would kindly ask everyone to cut their nails back. We’ve had to deny membership to anyone with talons coz the klutz can’t pass the ball.
But the show must go on. Life is like a box of chocolates. You may as well nosh on the whole box even though it wasn’t gifted to you.
Mixing meds and mimosas turned out to be a mistake and the meshugana went into a 2 week social media hiatus for a couple of hours. Just enough time for a rebrand. Mistaking the top of his head for his anus, Deni bleached his hair and eyebrows for no known reason but still managed to look like an hole.
The spiralling continued. Innocent people got hurt and Tattle got the blame. Not even the IDF could save Deni. Shame on those Tattlers who stopped him from graduating from cobbler college. Or the ED who let him escape. OR the AFP for leaking the airport photos. There is still hope his friendship with Clem Ford can be saved.
Hopefully Deni will take some time out to repent. Black Sabbath era. Rock
In all seriousness though, if Kimberly Noel Kardashian taught us anything, vintage Histronic Personality Disorder styled with DHGate narcotics is a crime against fashion. Enablement comes in many forms and anyone who is doing anything but working on your complete recovery is nothing but a red flag Ratko. Fashion is worthless without the label… and you’ve all but cut them off.
#gifted hospital pjs by Barwon Health
Mimosas by @mazeltovcocktails
Management by @somanyteeth
Catering by @Limpy Love
Sweater by @screenfreelookatme
Wing Attack by everyone who contributed to the last thread
Bris by ME!
Honey by #Woolworths
best #notsponsored recap of all time! Mazels!
popcornwatching2021
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What a pre season team!! We got those k’s up and numbers down quick smart in every sense - thanks Ratko!! Seems like we may get a breather between pre season and the season starting but then we all know what happened last Monday so I can’t guaranteed anything - strap up team and be ready just in case. I have the oranges and gatorades at the ready xx
meerkat_19
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I’m crying!@Butt3rfly Thank-you for the new thread my good sir!
My mum approved this recrap schtick. It’s a vibe.
No longer concerned with pronouns, Denisaurus Rex / Regina George (whichever you prefer) showed us the last 12 months is nothing but water under the bridge. Actually, after some investigation we have been struggling to find what bridge in Geelong that might be.
Dressed in polyester and smelling like the south end of Smith Street, finally let out of his storage cage, old Ratko made a soft launch on socials, starring as himself.
The Garage Sale era proved to be the deathknell for Darling West though. It turns out no one wants to buy his tchotchke and sadly not enough funds were raised to ensure that the cafe could continue. Shalom, my avocado smash.
No one wanted footy boxes. With the AFL season over, the netty season is here and I would kindly ask everyone to cut their nails back. We’ve had to deny membership to anyone with talons coz the klutz can’t pass the ball.
But the show must go on. Life is like a box of chocolates. You may as well nosh on the whole box even though it wasn’t gifted to you.
Mixing meds and mimosas turned out to be a mistake and the meshugana went into a 2 week social media hiatus for a couple of hours. Just enough time for a rebrand. Mistaking the top of his head for his anus, Deni bleached his hair and eyebrows for no known reason but still managed to look like an hole.
The spiralling continued. Innocent people got hurt and Tattle got the blame. Not even the IDF could save Deni. Shame on those Tattlers who stopped him from graduating from cobbler college. Or the ED who let him escape. OR the AFP for leaking the airport photos. There is still hope his friendship with Clem Ford can be saved.
Hopefully Deni will take some time out to repent. Black Sabbath era. Rock
In all seriousness though, if Kimberly Noel Kardashian taught us anything, vintage Histronic Personality Disorder styled with DHGate narcotics is a crime against fashion. Enablement comes in many forms and anyone who is doing anything but working on your complete recovery is nothing but a red flag Ratko. Fashion is worthless without the label… and you’ve all but cut them off.
#gifted hospital pjs by Barwon Health
Mimosas by @mazeltovcocktails
Management by @somanyteeth
Catering by @Limpy Love
Sweater by @screenfreelookatme
Wing Attack by everyone who contributed to the last thread
Bris by ME!
Honey by #Woolworths
You must do a speech at our end of year netty ball!
Butt3rfly
VIP Member
New owners need to continue to clean up
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I just peed laughing…….wait, I can sell my pee stain pants and make some money.
Wonder if Deni wants to buy them?
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Bris by ME! ✂
I just peed laughing…….wait, I can sell my pee stain pants and make some money.
Wonder if Deni wants to buy them?
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somanyteeth
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mazeltovcocktails
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Special request to include our signature Cocktail Franks at the Bris. Girls expect we'll get some tips! Padam Padam@Butt3rfly Thank-you for the new thread my good sir!
My mum approved this recrap schtick. It’s a vibe.
No longer concerned with pronouns, Denisaurus Rex / Regina George (whichever you prefer) showed us the last 12 months is nothing but water under the bridge. Actually, after some investigation we have been struggling to find what bridge in Geelong that might be.
Dressed in polyester and smelling like the south end of Smith Street, finally let out of his storage cage, old Ratko made a soft launch on socials, starring as himself.
The Garage Sale era proved to be the deathknell for Darling West though. It turns out no one wants to buy his tchotchke and sadly not enough funds were raised to ensure that the cafe could continue. Shalom, my avocado smash.
No one wanted footy boxes. With the AFL season over, the netty season is here and I would kindly ask everyone to cut their nails back. We’ve had to deny membership to anyone with talons coz the klutz can’t pass the ball.
But the show must go on. Life is like a box of chocolates. You may as well nosh on the whole box even though it wasn’t gifted to you.
Mixing meds and mimosas turned out to be a mistake and the meshugana went into a 2 week social media hiatus for a couple of hours. Just enough time for a rebrand. Mistaking the top of his head for his anus, Deni bleached his hair and eyebrows for no known reason but still managed to look like an hole.
The spiralling continued. Innocent people got hurt and Tattle got the blame. Not even the IDF could save Deni. Shame on those Tattlers who stopped him from graduating from cobbler college. Or the ED who let him escape. OR the AFP for leaking the airport photos. There is still hope his friendship with Clem Ford can be saved.
Hopefully Deni will take some time out to repent. Black Sabbath era. Rock
In all seriousness though, if Kimberly Noel Kardashian taught us anything, vintage Histronic Personality Disorder styled with DHGate narcotics is a crime against fashion. Enablement comes in many forms and anyone who is doing anything but working on your complete recovery is nothing but a red flag Ratko. Fashion is worthless without the label… and you’ve all but cut them off.
#gifted hospital pjs by Barwon Health
Mimosas by @mazeltovcocktails
Management by @somanyteeth
Catering by @Limpy Love
Sweater by @screenfreelookatme
Wing Attack by everyone who contributed to the last thread
Bris by ME! ✂
Honey by #Woolworths
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Louie_Da_Fly
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I’ve even strapped my ankles up in readiness… coz you know if you are ready no need to get ready
Padam!
Ma’am Please
Active member
…….@Butt3rfly Thank-you for the new thread my good sir!
My mum approved this recrap schtick. It’s a vibe.
No longer concerned with pronouns, Denisaurus Rex / Regina George (whichever you prefer) showed us the last 12 months is nothing but water under the bridge. Actually, after some investigation we have been struggling to find what bridge in Geelong that might be.
Dressed in polyester and smelling like the south end of Smith Street, finally let out of his storage cage, old Ratko made a soft launch on socials, starring as himself.
The Garage Sale era proved to be the deathknell for Darling West though. It turns out no one wants to buy his tchotchke and sadly not enough funds were raised to ensure that the cafe could continue. Shalom, my avocado smash.
No one wanted footy boxes. With the AFL season over, the netty season is here and I would kindly ask everyone to cut their nails back. We’ve had to deny membership to anyone with talons coz the klutz can’t pass the ball.
But the show must go on. Life is like a box of chocolates. You may as well nosh on the whole box even though it wasn’t gifted to you.
Mixing meds and mimosas turned out to be a mistake and the meshugana went into a 2 week social media hiatus for a couple of hours. Just enough time for a rebrand. Mistaking the top of his head for his anus, Deni bleached his hair and eyebrows for no known reason but still managed to look like an hole.
The spiralling continued. Innocent people got hurt and Tattle got the blame. Not even the IDF could save Deni. Shame on those Tattlers who stopped him from graduating from cobbler college. Or the ED who let him escape. OR the AFP for leaking the airport photos. There is still hope his friendship with Clem Ford can be saved.
Hopefully Deni will take some time out to repent. Black Sabbath era. Rock
In all seriousness though, if Kimberly Noel Kardashian taught us anything, vintage Histronic Personality Disorder styled with DHGate narcotics is a crime against fashion. Enablement comes in many forms and anyone who is doing anything but working on your complete recovery is nothing but a red flag Ratko. Fashion is worthless without the label… and you’ve all but cut them off.
#gifted hospital pjs by Barwon Health
Mimosas by @mazeltovcocktails
Management by @somanyteeth
Catering by @Limpy Love
Sweater by @screenfreelookatme
Wing Attack by everyone who contributed to the last thread
Bris by ME! ✂
Honey by #Woolworths
Formerly @denidoesdragforawhitebag
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Here’s hoping he re-bleaches just in time for the next thread title - this right here deserves the best and fairest this season for sure
thx4supportingourfamily
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Wow. Tears of laughter streaming down my faces. I’ve missed you tarts, that was a bloody long off season.@Butt3rfly Thank-you for the new thread my good sir!
My mum approved this recrap schtick. It’s a vibe.
No longer concerned with pronouns, Denisaurus Rex / Regina George (whichever you prefer) showed us the last 12 months is nothing but water under the bridge. Actually, after some investigation we have been struggling to find what bridge in Geelong that might be.
Dressed in polyester and smelling like the south end of Smith Street, finally let out of his storage cage, old Ratko made a soft launch on socials, starring as himself.
The Garage Sale era proved to be the deathknell for Darling West though. It turns out no one wants to buy his tchotchke and sadly not enough funds were raised to ensure that the cafe could continue. Shalom, my avocado smash.
No one wanted footy boxes. With the AFL season over, the netty season is here and I would kindly ask everyone to cut their nails back. We’ve had to deny membership to anyone with talons coz the klutz can’t pass the ball.
But the show must go on. Life is like a box of chocolates. You may as well nosh on the whole box even though it wasn’t gifted to you.
Mixing meds and mimosas turned out to be a mistake and the meshugana went into a 2 week social media hiatus for a couple of hours. Just enough time for a rebrand. Mistaking the top of his head for his anus, Deni bleached his hair and eyebrows for no known reason but still managed to look like an hole.
The spiralling continued. Innocent people got hurt and Tattle got the blame. Not even the IDF could save Deni. Shame on those Tattlers who stopped him from graduating from cobbler college. Or the ED who let him escape. OR the AFP for leaking the airport photos. There is still hope his friendship with Clem Ford can be saved.
Hopefully Deni will take some time out to repent. Black Sabbath era. Rock
In all seriousness though, if Kimberly Noel Kardashian taught us anything, vintage Histronic Personality Disorder styled with DHGate narcotics is a crime against fashion. Enablement comes in many forms and anyone who is doing anything but working on your complete recovery is nothing but a red flag Ratko. Fashion is worthless without the label… and you’ve all but cut them off.
#gifted hospital pjs by Barwon Health
Mimosas by @mazeltovcocktails
Management by @somanyteeth
Catering by @Limpy Love
Sweater by @screenfreelookatme
Wing Attack by everyone who contributed to the last thread
Bris by ME!
Honey by #Woolworths
Off topic, but I just had a thought. If Sir Dodi continues on his Jewish conversion path, can you imagine the unhinged posts if he ever decides to get Bar Mitzvah’d. I almost feel like the Tarts team would deserve an invite at this point. Aside from his own chaotic mess of an Insta page, we are one of the only other places on the internet keeping him somewhat relevant
thx4supportingourfamily
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He’ll be back today now that his Jewey cosplay commitments are done lol
somanyteeth
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Wtfff did I miss this on here?
He would have loved himself sick over this.
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...-13836955/Controversial-identity-returns.html
He would have loved himself sick over this.
coffeeinbed
Chatty Member
Good lord. Time to have fun in the comments on this article.
frenchiefern
VIP Member
Are we on an unscheduled bye? Have the other team fortfeited? Not able to field a full team?
The season was looking so promising…
The season was looking so promising…
coffeeinbed
Chatty Member
I'd say they have been disqualified by an external body (their mother).
I hope everyone is enjoying their well deserved break and keeping up the stretches. Can't work out if this is a 2 weeker or a couple of months!
I hope everyone is enjoying their well deserved break and keeping up the stretches. Can't work out if this is a 2 weeker or a couple of months!
frenchiefern
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Do we call the season now and book our trip to Bali? I’ve got my eye on a studded white pleather bag…
See you in 2025!
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Personally I am doing some self reflection and have found I am in quite a toxic relationship with the dodo.
I wasn’t able to even watch his ranting videos in their entirety because I was getting so frustrated.. but now that it’s radio silence.. there’s a void again..
Although I’m sure that any posts he would have made around October 7 would have surely sent me into a rage so I guess it’s not all bad!
I wasn’t able to even watch his ranting videos in their entirety because I was getting so frustrated.. but now that it’s radio silence.. there’s a void again..
Although I’m sure that any posts he would have made around October 7 would have surely sent me into a rage so I guess it’s not all bad!