Strictly Come Dancing 2024 #4

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Boogs said:
@diamondthunder I feel that we have let ourselves down by not bombarding Layton and Nikita’s social media with similar messages. We don’t deserve the title of Lakita stan 😞 Must try harder.

I don’t look at my brothers or hug them like that 🥰
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You! Stooooop! I don't need any more encouragement to lose my mind! 😭

You, and perhaps a few others here @FannyMuchmore @PontiacBandit should get a kick out of the insane bullshit that happened to me the other day. 😂

Ok. For all I've been joking about Lakita fanfic lately, I haven't actually read any beyond skimming the first few chapters of that one that someone linked here a couple of months ago. Just that was enough to nearly make me die of second-hand embarrassment, and I genuinely was not going to read any more. I haven't even looked at the tag since then.

So here I am innocently minding my own business, when one jumps out and shoves itself right in front of my unsuspecting eyeballs. I'm not even bleeping joking.

I check my Ao3 notifications for the first time in a few months, literally looking for something to distract myself from them now that it's all over, and what does the universe smack me in the face with? A link to 1 of the 12 Lakita fics in existence sitting in my inbox, taunting me. Because it's written by one of my favourite writers I've been following for about 15 years. 🤯



Motherfucker I am howling! 😂 How the duck does that happen? What the duck? A tiny niche ship in a tiny niche fandom, from an author who has written almost nothing remotely similar before - over 300 fics of which only a handful are RPF. I'm only subscribed to about half a dozen authors as well. What are the odds? Just... what? I... how?



My exact face, probably ^ as I spent a solid 20 seconds looking back and forth between the pairing tag and her username in complete disbelief.

She and I have been in probably around 30 of the same fandoms over the years, but to wind up going
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over such a teensy weensy ship in such an obscure fandom, especially one that bears zero resemblance to any other fandom we share, is absolutely bleeping hysterical. I still can't believe this really happened.

I haven't read it yet, but I mean, I have no choice, right? It's not even porn, so I don't even have to feel too bad, right? 🥺RIGHT? 😭
 
Whatever you do @diamondthunder
DO NOT read the fic titled 'No other Lakita'. I stumbled across it a few days ago and it's bleeping DIRE.

Actually no, do read it and see if you can get further than I did (I think I was ready to throw my phone at the wall by chapter 2 😂).
 
whoareyoukidding said:
I think that’s why they’ve come out publicly so quickly after the tour.
That being said, I do think it was wrong of her to post how much she loved Vito by reposting his goodbye post- that just added more fuel. Could have been handled better. They could have just done a normal goodbye post like the other celeb/pro’s did and had it done with. Fuelled more SM crazy posts.
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I wonder if Brooke Vincent had a quiet word with Craig Doyle after her interview on This Morning today? He mentioned her cousin Ellie Leach being on the show and then follows up with an exclamation that Vito is such a great fella!
I think him and his mum are gonna be very disappointed that there is no romance (also kills off any chances of future spin-off gigs for E&V which they may have been able to cash in on).
 
I’m in agreement that fanfics should be about fictional characters instead of real people. They definitely shouldn’t include real people who aren’t in the public eye (some include Nikita’s girlfriend).

I am really interested to know which author you’re talking about @diamondthunder. I’m ashamed to say I’ve read them all when I’ve had insomnia. Pretty sure @Fanny Muchmore favourite is written by someone who doesn’t have English as their first language, and has never had sex, or interacted with any humans. The sex scenes are something else.

If Layton can’t have Nikita then I would accept Vito (the fanfic world agrees) or Carlos (who I am convinced is a bit in love with Nikita).
 
diamondthunder said:
You! Stooooop! I don't need any more encouragement to lose my mind! 😭

You, and perhaps a few others here @FannyMuchmore @PontiacBandit should get a kick out of the insane bullshit that happened to me the other day. 😂

Ok. For all I've been joking about Lakita fanfic lately, I haven't actually read any beyond skimming the first few chapters of that one that someone linked here a couple of months ago. Just that was enough to nearly make me die of second-hand embarrassment, and I genuinely was not going to read any more. I haven't even looked at the tag since then.

So here I am innocently minding my own business, when one jumps out and shoves itself right in front of my unsuspecting eyeballs. I'm not even bleeping joking.

I check my Ao3 notifications for the first time in a few months, literally looking for something to distract myself from them now that it's all over, and what does the universe smack me in the face with? A link to 1 of the 12 Lakita fics in existence sitting in my inbox, taunting me. Because it's written by one of my favourite writers I've been following for about 15 years. 🤯



Motherfucker I am howling! 😂 How the duck does that happen? What the duck? A tiny niche ship in a tiny niche fandom, from an author who has written almost nothing remotely similar before - over 300 fics of which only a handful are RPF. I'm only subscribed to about half a dozen authors as well. What are the odds? Just... what? I... how?



My exact face, probably ^ as I spent a solid 20 seconds looking back and forth between the pairing tag and her username in complete disbelief.

She and I have been in probably around 30 of the same fandoms over the years, but to wind up going View attachment 2773282 over such a teensy weensy ship in such an obscure fandom, especially one that bears zero resemblance to any other fandom we share, is absolutely bleeping hysterical. I still can't believe this really happened.

I haven't read it yet, but I mean, I have no choice, right? It's not even porn, so I don't even have to feel too bad, right? 🥺RIGHT? 😭
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I just had a look and read one where Vito and Nikita are a couple and are outed by the Daily Mail and fear they're going to lose their jobs, then the pros intervene (this is right before the final) and persuade Jason G to choreograph a special last-minute new opening pro number featuring V and N in a bed scrolling through their phones showing the DM headlines, and all the pro WhatsApp texts projected onto the screen ('we must save our friends!') ending with rapturous applause from the audience and Tess publicly endorsing their relationship. A camp classic! (Apologies if anyone here is the author)
 
Fanny Muchmore said:
Whatever you do @diamondthunder
DO NOT read the fic titled 'No other Lakita'. I stumbled across it a few days ago and it's bleeping DIRE.

Actually no, do read it and see if you can get further than I did (I think I was ready to throw my phone at the wall by chapter 2 😂).
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lmao, ok I had to check it out based on that recommendation. 😂

I could tell straight away the writer was ESL, but I was genuinely surprised they're Spanish. The writing is so deeply wrong I assumed it was written in an Asian language and run through a translation tool. I guess I thought Spanish was a close enough language to English that even badly written and/or translated wouldn't be that clinical and stilted, but apparently not. OMG, the lack of quotation marks around the dialogue?!

I tilted my head like an owl at the 'Double Oral Penetration' tag for quite some time trying to figure out where this mystery second cock was going to come from before realising they probably meant '69.' I can't stop laughing, I have expired.

I don't even feel guilty reading porn that bad, it's just straight-up comedy/nature documentary. 😂 😂 😂

But also, truly chipping away at my resolve not to write any myself. 😩
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Boogs said:
I’m in agreement that fanfics should be about fictional characters instead of real people. They definitely shouldn’t include real people who aren’t in the public eye (some include Nikita’s girlfriend).

I am really interested to know which author you’re talking about @diamondthunder. I’m ashamed to say I’ve read them all when I’ve had insomnia. Pretty sure @Fanny Muchmore favourite is written by someone who doesn’t have English as their first language, and has never had sex, or interacted with any humans. The sex scenes are something else.

If Layton can’t have Nikita then I would accept Vito (the fanfic world agrees) or Carlos (who I am convinced is a bit in love with Nikita).
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It's the first Lakita fic that was ever written, that's been sitting like a timebomb in my damn emails since November waiting to torpedo the last shreds of my sanity!! 😭

It's archive-locked, meaning you need an Ao3 account to view it. Which, frankly I think all RPF fics, especially about smaller celebrities, should be, so no head can think it's a hilarious joke to send a link to the actual person/people.

Anyway, it's easy to make one, but not particularly quick if you go through the automated queue. It's usually around a few days to a week but can be longer depending on how busy they are. My account's pretty old so I have loads of free invites lying around, I could PM you one if you don't want to wait?
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Wait, does tattle not have a PM system or am I just an idiot? 😂
 
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Minnietred said:
I wonder if Brooke Vincent had a quiet word with Craig Doyle after her interview on This Morning today? He mentioned her cousin Ellie Leach being on the show and then follows up with an exclamation that Vito is such a great fella!
I think him and his mum are gonna be very disappointed that there is no romance (also kills off any chances of future spin-off gigs for E&V which they may have been able to cash in on).
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Oh really 🙈🤣 how awks! I think she prefers a E&B romance to be honest. I’m sure she mentioned Bobby to Ellie in her radio interview on Hits UK.
Read on the DS that Vito is rumoured to be filming celebrity master chief so did a little Google and so is Craig so maybe they’ve spent some more time together.
 
soccergirl said:
Oh that would be good. I wonder if Vito's nonna will be allowed to FaceTime in with her Neapolitan recipes?

I see V has just started following a Gladiator and H from Steps, so that might be part of the line-up right there 🤣
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duck H from Steps, he did DOI a few years ago. He needs to start following Su, Patricia, Floella and Pat from Eastenders. That’s where the gold is. If he starts following Daddy Brazier I’m out.
 
UnknownTattler said:
I was reading the rumoured list of Celebrity Masterchef people the other day, and it includes Craig Doyle, H from Steps and Nitro the Gladiator, so it's looking likely that Vito is the Strictly person this year 😁

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Great detective work. Now we know what Vito's up to now. Did Dianne do that last year? I think he should be quite good - he is clearly obsessed with cooking. And maybe he can do it topless and then recreate this pose if he wjns
 

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