Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #32

[Harlot O'Scara]

Shag Tom Fletcher - i'm sure it won't last long.
Marry Dan Walker - nice enough bloke, basically harmless
avoid Will Mellor - mardy, unattractive, old, greying twit

Considering the options that was surprisingly easy.

I reckon Tom cries after.

He just has that vibe.

 

[Geetbo]

I wonder if Will does his paso face when he shoots his bolt.

 

[kachoochoo]

oh these ones are easy

Time for more Shag, Marry, Avoid.

Katya's comedy duffers:
Ed Balls
Mike Bushell
Tony Adams

Go!

shag ed balls (wouldn't want to put up with him for long)
marry mike (seems nice)
avoid tony (just always thought he looks a bit grotty)

All right, Shag Marry Avoid:

Dan Walker
Will Mellor
Tom Fletcher

Enjoy

shag tom (and hopefully get rid of him quickly in the am)
marry will (dunno, just always kinda liked him. wait though, did he ever shag sarah jayne dunn? cos ive been there before)
always avoid dan walker

 

[soccergirl]

I wonder if Will does his paso face when he shoots his bolt.

Just imagine this coming at you

 

[Captainmouse]

Johannes on sewing bee

 

[Geetbo]

Just imagine this coming at you

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

Hmm.
Shag Will.
Marry Dan (then divorce him when I discover him shagging Nadiya)
Avoid Vom.

Wouldn't say no to a threesome tbh

...I've been single too long.

 

[Captainmouse]

Johannes on sewing bee

He’s dancing with Patrick and Esma, he’s just dipped her

 

[KeriRhys]

All right, Shag Marry Avoid:

Dan Walker
Will Mellor
Tom Fletcher

Enjoy

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

I wonder if Will does his paso face when he shoots his bolt.

“Daddy’s fiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnne …”

 

[MidCenturyMadOne]

All right, Shag Marry Avoid:

Dan Walker
Will Mellor
Tom Fletcher

Enjoy

I’d definitely shag Will, don’t care if he’s a bit mardy , he looks like he’d be pure filth.
Hmmm, can I marry Dan and divorce the next day and take all his money?
Defo avoid Tom.

 

[Bol85]

I’d def shag Will, marry Dan & run away screaming from Tom Will is a bit annoying but I recon he’d be alright in bed. Dan would be a good if very boring husband. Tom.. AGH.

 

[adventureisoutthere]

Is Fleur pregnant? She was wearing a very oversized suit on ITT and kept clamping her hands together in her middle.

 

[glasgow27]

All right, Shag Marry Avoid:

Dan Walker
Will Mellor
Tom Fletcher

Enjoy

Shag Tom - hate that I'm having to do this, but he just edges it over the others.
Marry Dan - should be a nice life.
Avoid Will - too mardy to marry and too far from my type physically.

 

[Beth1980]

I generally don't like to comment on things like this, if she is concealing she must not want it to be public, but I have been thinking the same because of the outfits, hand positions etc IE the pockets on the jacket today were huge. Saying that oversized suits seems to be a trend at the moment.

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

Bless Johannes on the Sewing Bee

I must say learning that Rosie Ramsay was a Pontins Bluecoat is no surprise whatsoever.

 

[Boogs]

did he ever shag sarah jayne dunn? cos ive been there before)

Woah back up, did you just disclose shagging Mandy from Hollyoaks?

 

[kachoochoo]

Woah back up, did you just disclose shagging Mandy from Hollyoaks?

no, but an old boyfriend, well, fiance, had a thing with her before he met me

 

[Boogs]

no, but an old boyfriend, well, fiance, had a thing with her before he met me

Oh that’s not quite as exciting as I thought it was Still it’s probably not a bad thing to stay away from people who have shagged her. At least her OF content should keep her away from Strictly. I find her an incredibly wooden actress so think she wouldn’t be a natural dancer.

 

[Bol85]

Oh that’s not quite as exciting as I thought it was Still it’s probably not a bad thing to stay away from people who have shagged her. At least her OF content should keep her away from Strictly. I find her an incredibly wooden actress so think she wouldn’t be a natural dancer.

My friends kids go to the same school as her kids Said the Dads at school enjoy it when she’s on the school run