I just object to the emotional manipulation you can see from Mars.
I mean, I know Strictly can never be accused of any degree of subtlety but the cattle prodding and hammer to the head of look, look, how emotional this is … isn’t this sad … look Dianne is sad … look Bobby is holding back a manly tear … it’s so emotional … Motsi sobbed and Shirley is on 5 Kleenex … Anton can’t form words (well, okay, no change there)… look at Bobby’s family in the audience … Tess is talking to dolphins … you will cry.
And I say sturdily … no, I won’t.