Bobby - Some bits were pretty good, and others were pretty not good, he's very inconsistent. Dianne's choreography was boring af. Her Ballroom choreography is better than her Latin and she can't even get anywhere with that because of the height difference. Just a partnership that doesn't work.
Angela R - It was nice enough but her time to go. Shame Booby didn't fall into the dance off last week, they could have gotten rid of him then (and we'd have still had Krishnan this week!
) I'm worried he may get a bounceback vote. Still, hopefully wouldn't be enough to get him to the final.
Layton - I hate Couple's Choice. It was OK. I don't think the whole concept worked very well and I wish they'd done something else, something more theatre/jazz than commercial. I mean I don't want to complain about the pole dancing bc it was hot af, but pole dancing is really the sort of thing that looks pretty underwhelming when not done by professionals. And really not helped by the baggy leather. It's a real shame that walkover backflip-y thing they were trying to do didn't work out. Made the whole routine pretty anticlimactic for me. But it was a bit stupid of them to try it in the first place given Nikita's knee is obviously still a problem. Begging them to just do a nice slow Waltz or Rumba next week (and don't put a
bleeping somersault in it.) I didn't really see the supposed sync issues Craig saw, but I'm glad it didn't get 40 because the backlash would've been yikes. Poor Nikita seemed to take it really hard though.
Also, I loved that Sara 'this dance is dedicated to the sacrifices my husband made for my career, now here's Aljaz in a bondage harness and chains' Davies was in the audience for Layton's 'this dance is dedicated to the sacrifices my mum made for my career, here's a pole dance in leather and corsets' routine
Annabel - Pains me to say it because I've mostly found her boring throughout, but it was probably one of the best dances of the night. I thought she looked a bit better in the camera blocking, and was noticeably nervous on the night though. Johannes' choreography is generally hit or miss for me, it was a hit this week.
Ellie - I don't like most Charlestons and I didn't particularly like that one but it was objectively good. I liked the lifts. Not quite 40 good, but then again, routines with small mistakes have gotten 40s before, so I wouldn't have been mad if she'd gotten it. I wonder what anyone's going to have to do to get a 10 from Craig this year?
The running joke about Vito's food metaphors has officially reached the point of being Very Tiresome. I believe it was genuine the first time after the Paso Doble, that he was tripping over his words and talking too fast because he was so excited after the unexpected 10s, but now it's obvious the
bleeping dumbfuck producers want to make it into a bit and milk it to death. Are TV execs actually aliens? Robots? I refuse to believe they're real humans.
Angela S - That's the sort of Argentine Tango choreography I like (and wish Layton and Nikita had had *sob*) but it didn't completely blow me away, other than the move at the end. Maybe mostly because I hate the song. It was still really good and Craig can
duck off with his 8. Aww, Carlos!
And Nancy crying as well, so sweet.
Nigel - Yeah, there was a noticeable mistake but the judges didn't have to be such dicks. He covered it better than in his Foxtrot and Cha Cha too but they still harped on while ignoring or glossing over other people's mistakes. I probably wouldn't have even noticed it if I wasn't looking for mistakes. That said, it wouldn't have been 10 worthy imo even without the mistake, I thought he looked a little stiff and his frame a little wobbly throughout. No way in hell was it a 7 though, the scores were ridiculous. I don't know if it's a confidence thing because the judges keep being so hard on him, but I'm starting to wonder if he did peak in week 1 and just can't cope with the length of rehearsal time. I dread a possible disaster with 2 dances in the semis. Beginning to think maybe Angela S should make it to the final instead of him. Layton, Ellie, Nigel and Angela S were my desired finalists from week 1-2 anyway.
Overall I didn't really love anyone this week, and feel like the underscoring last week looks even stupider now. Maybe if they gave them more time to rehearse and less time doing Compulsory Fun on rollercoasters they'd have a better show.