Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #2

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TOPLESS GORKA ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨🚨

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Gorka seems to be polarising some based on the reactions to the above post. I prefer the 2017 version of him when he danced with Alexandra, that year was definitely his heyday:
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He was cute with hair when he hadn't gone so ham he was basically a charcuterie board.

He gives me the ick now - the buzzcut makes him look too short and squat, like a human potato. I think it was the flashing of his abs and arse for votes that really put me off though - like no dude, that's desperate and it's supposed to be about your partner!
 
I think as well - he's been eclipsed by some of the newer guys. For a while, he was the most attractive male pro because of the pre COVID lineup of men but with the likes of Carlos & Nikita in now, he doesn't quite do it for me.

I do agree regarding the showing off last series. I'd say let him get his trophy and then can Cha Cha off into the sunset (taking his buddy Gio with him). Maybe they can replace Gino, Gordon & Fred.
 
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Cooking his herby meatballs? Did he not pay enough attention the to ‘safety’ advice at Vito’s ma’s sunbed place?

Who was the fellow Clive Myrie appreciator back when we thought he was on the Christmas special? Because I’ve just seen on Twitter that he has a new series in which he travels round Italy showing us the food, culture, and his handsome face. I expect it will be a more highbrow affair than Anton and Gio’s variety act (watch as it turns out he’s zipping along in a speed boat dressed like the man from Del Monte before being joined by Lyse Doucet, the Rose to his Giovanni, looking like she doesn’t quite know how she’s got there and would like to go back to Kabul now thank you)
 
Cooking his herby meatballs? Did he not pay enough attention the to ‘safety’ advice at Vito’s ma’s sunbed place?

Who was the fellow Clive Myrie appreciator back when we thought he was on the Christmas special? Because I’ve just seen on Twitter that he has a new series in which he travels round Italy showing us the food, culture, and his handsome face. I expect it will be a more highbrow affair than Anton and Gio’s variety act (watch as it turns out he’s zipping along in a speed boat dressed like the man from Del Monte before being joined by Lyse Doucet, the Rose to his Giovanni, looking like she doesn’t quite know how she’s got there and would like to go back to Kabul now thank you)

That was me! Gosh, Clive in Italy? What a dream. I hope there won't be a double breasted suit, an unfathomable sidekick and a Did It For The Money Celebrity Friend in sight.
 

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Oh it looks more entertaining than the competition.. I like Clive.

Talking of sunbeds, I find Arduino's tan line more painful looking than sexy..

Oof, you can see the burn above it too. Bet he's walking around like a riverdancer to avoid bending at the waist.
 
The comments have been invaded by the dedicated Facebook Beryls now, defending him despite their meet and greet tickets being the main source of his wealth to constantly brag about purchasing ugly suits and tacky designer items 🤣

As an aside, he’s still insisting on being introduced as a ‘BAFTA winner’, even though it was nearly a year ago and was a moment award won with someone else and for a dance that was a combined effort with two choreographers and multiple producers. More ick.
 
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