Strictly Come Dancing 2022 #36

[LowCalCalzoneZone]

That will have been chucked in the bin along with the hamper!

I love how LadyLav is so keen to get details of his costumes/music etc for his show but promises not to spoil them for others. It's not Cate Blanchett starring on Broadway! there is no wild public appetite to find out that Gio will be wearing a gondolier outfit and doing 'Tu vuo' fa' l'americano' and 'Volare'!

Spoiler: half the backing dancers are in brown double-breasted suits, the other half head to toe in Gucci leisure wear

 

[Elleyunsun]

Spoiler: half the backing dancers are in brown double-breasted suits, the other half head to toe in Gucci leisure wear

I’m dying at this

I think she said some time ago that the show features Nessum Dorma, in which case I hope and pray that the actual singers in the cast are singing it and not him, otherwise it’s like me finishing my couch to 5K and immediately joining the elite runners group at the London Marathon.

 

[posy]

I have a feeling it’s Gio singing Nessum Dorma - have to admire his confidence. I do wonder if Jowita could be Gios kryptonite if he turns around to be an ahole towards her.

 

[Elleyunsun]

For @Fillyjonk and anyone else interested (it’s from Twitter, so may not be 100% accurate but seems to be).

No doubt the Facebook wummin will say it’s a secret message of support to Rose as Gio starts his tour or some other stupid shite.

 

[Fillyjonk]

For @Fillyjonk and anyone else interested (it’s from Twitter, so may not be 100% accurate but seems to be).

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No doubt the Facebook wummin will say it’s a secret message of support to Rose as Gio starts his tour or some other stupid shite.

Thank you! Yes, the nutters will be all over that thinking Luba is supporting Rose in her desperate pining for the Italian scallion.

(Not a typo, he's just so far from a stallion I decided he was more like a spring onion)

 

[soccergirl]

For @Fillyjonk and anyone else interested (it’s from Twitter, so may not be 100% accurate but seems to be).

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No doubt the Facebook wummin will say it’s a secret message of support to Rose as Gio starts his tour or some other stupid shite.

It's already been said! Rose apparently liked some miserable quotes on insta so she is heartbroken, possibly at being thrown over for that jezebel Jowita. Luba (who last year was being vilified by the shippers for being pushy and trying to get between Rose and Gio, the harlot) is now the supportive friend cheering up her jilted pal. It's very complicated.

meanwhile the jezebel has posted this

 

[posy]

If Rose doesn’t appear in the Anton Gio adventure chronicles - imagine that narrative.

 

[Elleyunsun]

It's already been said! Rose apparently liked some miserable quotes on insta so she is heartbroken, possibly at being thrown over for that jezebel Jowita. Luba (who last year was being vilified by the shippers for being pushy and trying to get between Rose and Gio, the harlot) is now the supportive friend cheering up her jilted pal. It's very complicated.

Never mind that last year her 7 year relationship ended when everyone probably thought they were going to get married (or she just likes the quotes).

If Rose doesn’t appear in the Anton Gio adventure chronicles - imagine that narrative.

Don’t- the fear is real. Plus it’ll mean that I’ll have sat through 3 hours of cheesy Britalian jokes and ugly suits for nowt.

 

[Fillyjonk]

Nancy's reel of her singing with her hot boyfriend is lovely. She's a very talented lady!

 

[soccergirl]

I came across someone on Twitter complaining that apparently the live tour will be doing Young and Beautiful (the routine Luba and Karen did). Apparently this is a travesty for Luba/Karen shippers, of whom there appear to be a few, and a 'slap in the face' to Karen who I imagine doesn't give a tit, as she is putting her face masks on.
I can only hope for some steamy Vito/someone action if they are indeed doing that number.

 

[Elleyunsun]

I came across someone on Twitter complaining that apparently the live tour will be doing Young and Beautiful (the routine Luba and Karen did). Apparently this is a travesty for Luba/Karen shippers, of whom there appear to be a few, and a 'slap in the face' to Karen who I imagine doesn't give a tit, as she is putting her face masks on.
I can only hope for some steamy Vito/someone action if they are indeed doing that number.

Some of these overdramatic girlies on Twitter need to realise that costumes/dances/music etc are interchangeable for the needs of the shows- it’s work. It’s nice to see your fave in a routine but for the pros it’s the equivalent of using a different computer in the office

 

[Raspberry77]

For the Vito fans he’s on Nancy’s stories eating a chocolate croissant

 

[Elleyunsun]

The whole strictly team have those hoodies from Gorka

 

[soccergirl]

For the Vito fans he’s on Nancy’s stories eating a chocolate croissant ❤

aw. He has finally just posted a story, freshly spray-tanned (sadly no tanline). On the bus with Hamza and promising to post more

For those deliberating attending Gio's show, LadyLav has been released from custody by his security team and gives a glowing review (shock!). TBF I am sure he puts on a decent show.

 

[Elleyunsun]

aw. He has finally just posted a story, freshly spray-tanned (sadly no tanline). On the bus with Hamza love and promising to post more

‘No filter, just tan’ made me laugh. This is the kind of thing that’s ‘Made in Italy’ that I’m interested in!

Lady Lav says in her review that he ‘hasn’t yet given us a show with an Italian heartbeat’. Da Fuq is ‘Made in Italy’ about then?!

 

[Boring Monday]

‘No filter, just tan’ made me laugh. This is the kind of thing that’s ‘Made in Italy’ that I’m interested in!

Lady Lav says in her review that he ‘hasn’t yet given us a show with an Italian heartbeat’. Da Fuq is ‘Made in Italy’ about then?!

you could almost think that Gio is just using the Italian as a superficial hook to hang a show on with no heart or soul behind it

Although he does give Sashaying entertainment.

can you double breasted sashay.
can you be élégante and sashay at the same time.

So many unanswered questions.

 

[Elleyunsun]

you could almost think that Gio is just using the Italian as a superficial hook to hang a show on with no heart or soul behind it

Although he does give Sashaying entertainment.

can you double breasted sashay.
can you be élégante and sashay at the same time.

So many unanswered questions.

I was a little surprised he didn’t re-share Jowita’s opening night good wishes, as they aren’t really a secret anymore and it was quite innocuous (and just a nice post).

Plus it would provide some more content for his influx of new followers, like this Romanian bus enthusiast…

 

[diamondthunder]

It made me laugh (and slightly raise an eyebrow) that he reposted Gorka's story and not Jowita's if she's supposed to be his girlfriend... maybe it was only supposed to be a quick fling he didn't want the public knowing about?

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

aw. He has finally just posted a story, freshly spray-tanned (sadly no tanline). On the bus with Hamza and promising to post more

For those deliberating attending Gio's show, LadyLav has been released from custody by his security team and gives a glowing review (shock!). TBF I am sure he puts on a decent show.

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Let’s be honest, Gio could walk onto the stage and crap into a bucket, and Lady Lav would wax lyrical about it.

 

[posy]

Good to see Vito back. Vito and Hamza together just love them both.

I think Gio may very well keep his relationship with Jowita off his social media, just get the odd pap story of a dinner date maybe.