A slightly Gola-esque, mildly tacky looking, Italian restaurant has just opened down the road from me complete with Freddie Mercury picture on the wall! Am I about to become Giovanni’s latest conquest? He won’t even need a free taxi back to mine, we can walk while enthusing about the super classy grey believer dining chairs that look like armchairs, obligatory black and white photo of the leaning tower of Pisa, and Amy Winehouse painting that clearly came in a matching British Music Legends set with Freddie.