Lostcat
Chatty Member
One feels that Dave Arch would be the only responsible grown-up at the whole party.
He would probably spend the whole night resignedly making sure Mollie had some water to drink in between shots, holding back Kyms' hair as she was sick in the toilet, persuading Vito not to get a tattoo from some Blackpool backstreet artist and end his night pouring a sozzled Shirley and Anton into a taxi and telling them to "text once you get back to the hotel so I know you're safe!"
The next day he goes around all the hotel rooms giving everyone back their lost property they left in the pub, and also iboprofen and Lucozade for the hangovers. Only he and Hamza make it down for breakfast. Oh, and Jowita, who drank 4 bottles of vodka, but is absolutely none the worse for it. (Jowita strikes me as one of those girls who are tiny and delicate looking, but have the constitution and alcohol capacity of a 400lb Russian strongman)
The actual wrap party at the end of the series is always where you get the most gossip etc, I remember seeing Neil grinding on Oti & Janette at the 2019 one 
