Recap -
This “BLIDDY” busy single mum continues on her quest for stardom. 265k followers later her content has reached an all time cringe after her grinding on a half empty box of roses on her kitchen floor. Yes you read that correctly!
Taking over from 5000 calorie pack lunch Monday she’s using her best dog training tactics and has turned Maxs breakfast into a strict film and be fed as a reward and called it daily content. It’s as riveting as it sounds.
Her jeans remain tighter than her mum bun but they are most defo still a size 8 - shell show the label if you don’t believe her!
Still single, doesn’t need a man, every 2nd post is about men.
Petr has agreed to leave her with the house which in true Steph style she has turned it into her buying him out without parting with any cash.
She’s still got nae pals, morals or anywhere to go apart from home bargains and Tesco.
It’s all so BLIDDY boring - did I miss anything?